An Adorable Water Ninja’s Meme Related Blog

This is the kind of shit that happens before something ‘death by rape’ esc happens

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

I’d have to agree with this, especially since Iceborne did wonders to develop the handler further. It really did become clear that her and the player is both halves of an investigation party, her as the brain and your player character as the muscle…..and the Palico as support, must not forget about them

Yoda’s on the Ketamine again

If any have manga, I’ll go and visit

I love this with all my heart and soul.

I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.

The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.

cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out

If a writer wrote this for an alien specie people would say they are pushing it too far but honestly nature is weirder than anyone can imagine

I’ve seen enough odd biology from monster hunter, like Zamites grow fucking quickly