The Great Amos Diggory

[chuckles, shrugging her shoulders] We don’t know when we’re sealing the deal. I guess I’m kind of leaving the option up to him, because I’m ready whenever he wants to do it. But he wants to wait to prove that we’re serious.

Merlin, I never heard of a couple where the boy was the prude. I have to have a talk with Sturgis, tell him to get his head off his ass, because his girlfriend just wants to get laid already.

Can’t believe everything that you hear, can you? The story goes a lot deeper than that. However, I’m not trying to get Eli pissed at me, so I’m not going to go blabbing it to anyone that asks.

Yeah, because I'm gonna run and tell little Vance. [shrugs] I don't particularly care though. [grins] So, when are you and loverboy planning on sealing the deal? I'm quite curious about this non-sexual relationship.

When you have siblings that she hurt, it doesn’t matter if I know her as well as you do. Fuck with family and I turn a little murderous. [smirks a bit] Good try, but no.

And she hurt your brother ho exactly? For what I've heard you just didn't want her around him because she is a veela. [chuckles] Well, I do what I can.

Okay, I brought her up as an option, not so that you can boast about her to me. You may be friends with her but she and I have some issues.

You don't even really know her, Emme. I'll shut up if you give me a kiss. [grins stupidly at her]

[Amelia did not even look at Amos, holding her hand up in his face as if to silence him— directing her words only to the boy whom was now scurrying to pick up her things] Will you hurry? We have no time for this you know, we’re on a schedule. If you want me to get you that date with Parkinson, you best earn it. 

[He looked at her hand rather shocked for a moment and then slapped it away, not giving a shit if she was a girl. He grabbed the boy by his shirt and tugged him up, taking her stuff from his hands, he smirked at the girl.] See, being rude usually doesn't help people very much. [He looked at her things for a moment and then raised his eyes to her, staring her down before turning around and running to the end of the corridor.] Want your things? Come get them. [He said before he disappeared around the corner.]

You insufferable oaf! [Amelia bellowed in annoyance, watching as her tag along was knocked to the floor— all of her belongings scattering in every which way] Pick them up! Immediately! [Sneering as Amos moved to help the boy off the floor] Don’t you dare move an inch until you have gathered my things, come on— let’s go. We have things to do.

Hey! You don't need to talk like that to him, it's not his fucking fault I knocked him down. If they are your things, you grab them yourself and carry them.

[Snapping her fingers in the face of a younger Slytherin whom was escorting her from her lessons, all of her books weighing down his arms] I said quicker, are you deaf? Let’s move. 

[running away from the mess he had just created, when he turned in the end of the corridor he bumped straight into the boy carrying Amelia's books. the boy fell backwards, although Amos held his balance quite easily.] Sorry, mate. [he said, offering his hand to help him up, not even noticing the blonde]

I guess I can understand that. Come on, there has to be someone in this school that doesn’t have a boyfriend that you can sleep with. As much as I hate to bring her into this, what about Vanity?

[chuckles] Vanity is actually my friend, you know? She's a nice girl, quite interesting as well, I mean... of course I'd find her interesting, she's a veela, I'm always showering her with a million different questions about her species... she doesn't really know that much about herself, to be honest. I still find it fascinating. I mean, she's fascinating in other ways as well, but that's another story.

They’re the first ones that came to my mind, shut up. [she took another drag from the joint, finishing it off and tapping the burning cherry out in the grass, dropping it there as the high caught up with her] Mm, what about the Black sisters? They’re not technically married yet, and I’m sure you can get Bellatrix to do some weird things.

[Amos laughed loudly at the suggestion, turning to his side to face her] Oh dear, even I am afraid of that girl. I'm sure Bellatrix would be crazy and amazing in bed, but I'm just as sure that she might cut my cock off for her own amusement. Plus, I'm not one to provoke the anger of Slytherin and I definitely don't want Rodolphus Lestrange out to get my head becaus I bedded his woman.

[she chuckles a bit, taking it back once he’s done with it and pulling deeply from it, leaning back against the grass, knees bent as she looked up at the sky] Well, depending on what ages you like, there are girls in every year available. What about MacDonald? Or McKinnon? Meadowes, even?

Are you just naming girls with M surnames? [chuckles] MacDonald is cute, but way too innocent. I wouldn't want to mess with that. I'm pretty sure McKinnon is seeing someone. And I don't know Meadowes that well. [shrugs] Wanna keep going?

Considering that Sturgis and I aren’t even having sex at this point, I don’t think that you’ll have much luck. [she passes back the joint with a small smirk]

Too bad then. [he rubbed his eyes when the weed started making an effect on him, his throat was dry, but he still took another deep drag from the joint] Oh, man, I love spring. [he repeated, laying back down. he took another drag and grimaced as he tried to keep himself from coughing] You can finish it. [he told her as he gave her back the joint] It feels like every hot girl is taken these days. My last year in Hogwarts is not being half as fun as I wanted it to be. [he said with a playful pout, crossing his arms behind his head]

Well I would be a great deal less serious if you stopped wasting you time with girls who spread their legs for you, and paid more mind to getting me drunk. 

Alright, I'll take the bait, fuck it. Come. [starts walking out of the library] What do you feel like? Getting drunk and high on my stash or making another infamous trip to Hogs Head?

Oh, definitely not unless you want to include Sturgis in that. And I never said that I was doubting your word.

I wouldn't really complain about having Sturgis involved. I'm open for experiences.

I can picture it now. Skeeter would have a field day and write about all of it, of course. [grins, taking the joint and taking a long drag from it] Whatever you say, Diggory.

She'd most definitely love it. [smirks] You're not giving me a chance to prove it to you, are you? So you can't doubt my word.

She was not going to sell me, don’t be ridiculous….I don’t think at least. I never considered that option, actually. [she chuckles a bit] You’re about as dangerous as a dandelion, Amos.

Imagine Perry as an international sex slaver. I can totally see it. [laughs] That's because you never let me take off your clothes. I'm dangerously addictive in bed. [smirks and passes her back the joint]

Not for lack of her trying. She’s offered to take me to foreign countries to make me see the men there a bit more. Never got around to it, though, and now I have Sturgis so I don’t think it’d be the best. [laughs a bit] I was just curious. I told you, I like to know things about people. Raising a dragon would be…interesting, though. Completely mental and dangerous, but interesting.

She offered to take you to other countries for you to fuck guys there? That's certainly... different. You are a 100 per cent sure she wasn't planning on selling you as a sex slave, right? Just making sure, I mean, it's Perry after all. [laughs] Well, I'm mental, dangerous and interesting, maybe I was meant to raise dragons.