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“Hey Babe…wanne know what the B in Feeling B stands for? It’s Babe.”

“Hey…wanne test out my huge guitar Amp?

Good. It’s in the van.”

“Hey. Bitch. My balls are down there..”

“Hey babe… not to brag but…I share a van with some sweaty dudes and sometimes we be Feeling each other’s B’s…if ya know what I mean?

Bagpipes. I meant bagpipes. Bitches love bagpipes!”

“That’s not a microphone in my pocket…”

“In DDR you steal what you want…. Can I steal you?”

“Hey….I just farted.”

“Hey….my height might be 175 cm…but my length is only 10….inches”.

“Heaho…aheahoah…Remember these lyrics! You’ll be moaning them later!”

“I like my Frauen like I like my cuppah Coffee… big, hot, and filled with milk.

What? You don’t have milk in you?

I can fix that!”

Natural smoothie big sister

OR

Pumpkin spice latté big sister

Basically (to find him) you should go to;

The beach/docks

UGGS stores, cheap jewelry stores and/or stores that sells traditional lederhosen

Fetish stores were they sell leather cuffs/leather collars

Photo stores/camera stores

Street corners where male prostitutes hang (it is said that Paul Junkiers has a “big one” (slang for the male genitalia) but don’t expect him to be cheap in prize if you try to buy him for a whole night (he needs the money cus sunshine dust aint cheap.. it’s said to be made of pure gold dug out by poor slaving dwarves in cold, dark mines and they need money too!)

How to get him to have a coffee with you? Bring a lot of milk to the coffe date. A LOT of milk. He prefers a 50 milk/50 coffee milk cappuccino. If you think you have brought enough milk you probably haven’t brought enough milk.

You could also give him a pizza with alligator meat (he once ate that when he visited the states but I am not sure if he still likes it). But preferably use an alligator that is already dead cus live alligators might bite you and that can’t be fun… OR

You could invite him over to a nice (nostalgic DDR) dinner of homecooked roadkill. Preferrably rodents.

Oh and I have heard he likes boobs and women in cowboy hats. If you don’t have boobs then at least get a cowboy hat and cowboy boots.

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Diamant (Rammstein) A (very) belated birthday gift-Flake-snippet/Chapter for Flake's number 1 fan! - gothicXviking - Rammstein [Archive of Our Own]

This is a VERY belated birthday-Flake snippet, dedicated to my dear friend and undoubtely number one fan @99flakeandsprinkles !

You see, I was in Amsterdam during her birthday, and Ao3 would not let me post something later, into the future. But now I am FINALLY done editing and tweaking at this much-later- Flake-chapter of "HULD".

No this is not the exact continuation of my "HULD" series (last chapter that I posted was "Schneider part 1") but it IS a chapter that will be included in FULL (I had to remove some paragraphs and sentences that would be revealing too much plot) much later in the series. But my friend had a request for a romantic chapter/snippet of her dearest Flake Lorenz (aka "Long Long man" as we call him) so I of course had to post this snippet of this chapter.

Flake Lorenz (Or Christian Friedrich Lorenz as he is called in my fic series) meets, in this chapter, his future wife, for the very first time.

I must say I am VERY proud of this one! :)