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Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

@99flakeandsprinkles you may try to reblog this one.. 🤲

i’m going to bed, wake me up when it’s cold outside

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

Rebloging this because Schneider looked like a Backstreet Boy with that hair 😝

Christoph copied Pauls hairstyle back then 😂😂

Richard looked too much like how my dad looked like back then (minus those clothes and the crazy contact lenses of course but his face, his hair, that little chin-beard patch.. twins! Long lost twin with my dad back then!) meanwhile.. Schneider dropped a bowl of noodles on his bald head and somehow they got stuck and he decided that that was cool. So from that time and onward he probably got the nickname "Schnoodle".

sometimes you have to take a long hard look in the mirror and say. okay buddy. you stayed up until 2am stressing about shit. you had a nightmare last night. you’re exhausted. don’t expect anything special from yourself today and don’t handle any dangerous goods. sparkle on

@99flakeandsprinkles sparkle on at the German Sparkle Party! 🕺🌟

they should let me listen to music while looking out the window of a train for my entire life

More like "out the window of a bus" but yeah...

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

Wow! You too? I thought that had only happened to me!

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

Also: Reblog if you remember buying shitty sounding ringtones on your mobile phone and still needing an extra device (other than your phone) just to be able to play actual music.

:( unless...? :)