A dedicated young man with no characteristics

sometimes it's not your circus and they're not your monkeys but you ARE friends with the clowns. you know?

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

That sounds lame, personally. Mine is being a hooker. I think you're onto something with the 3 million dollars, however.

guards! throw this one in the pit

My two yr old is looking through a book about prehistoric art and she saw a picture of those cave painting of hands and she held up her own and said "hand!" And I gotta be honest. That hit

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

not to be a slut but can u come gently rub my back

Ashley won’t know how many lives she changed with those fics. She couldn’t know the magnitude and the breadth of the space her pen covered. And that’s the beauty of fanfic, in a nutshell. It meets you wherever you are. Widens your world. And the special ones? They stay with you forever.  Ash is your fave fanfic writer’s fave fanfic writer. And now she’s gonna be published and paid for her work. We were so lucky. Congratulations to her, and to us, because we get to keep reading her work. ♥️✨

thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry