the ghost department

"Congratulations to Rookie Officer Aerian Lax, we are proud to see such progress in such little time! Two days and you already start on your journey, I mean- wow. It's impressive. We need to get your training up to speed.

Okay, █████████, turn that thing off.

I didn't even know we had a rookie- I mean no one tells me these types of things. (...) No, I'm not going to- No, that's not what I'm talking about. (...) What? That's awful. No, listen, all I'm asking is that █████ tells me when things happen- it's like ever since he became all powerful, he forgets I even exist! I'm the figurehead, I can't-

...Is that light supposed to be red? (...)

Subject is a young adult male, mid twenties with ragged, ripped clothing- seemingly pajamas. It has short, messy hair and is missing the right arm. It is defensive, not hostile. It was cooperative with Officer Aerian Lax and provided great insight to the afterlife.

When asked about the subject's death, he quickly became hostile and shut down- refusing to answer any questions. Further investigation will be done at later times.

We welcome you formally to The Ghost Department of Societal Safety and Internal Affairs. We are proud to have you on the team, and are very excited to see your abilities in person. You will work from Sunday to Friday from 7:30 to 12:30 with unlimited breaks in between. You will, however, be on call and must be ready at any moment- even during break. We will provide housing and meals, and we do accept feedback.

You will be bunking with a roommate due to new, unforeseen costs. We have taken your compatibility from the survey you took prior to your interview and compared with said roommate, ensuring both of you will be able to thrive in the same space. We will send you his number shortly.

We have a strict uniform of a pale, grey-ish blue long sleeved button up jacket that we have personally stocked in your closet, designed to fit your abilities. To pair with this, dark blue dress pants were designed and put into your dresser along with black shoes that are mandatory to wear.

The moving in process will be determined by the commanding officer, who will bring everything you need to settle in. If you have any troubles, feel free to reach out to him or human resources.

Once again, we are very excited to have you on the Ghost Department team and look forward to seeing your ability in action! We, at HR, hope you have a wonderful day and wish you the best.

Sincerely,