southwestern pansy

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES S1 | EDWIN + CHARLES

Because Charles’s gesture is so easy, calm and full of confidence, that just screams:

I am ready to face everything, even the end of my existence, as far as I am holding your hand.

George Rexstrew as Edwin Payne Dead Boy Detectives (2024-)

100% damsel in distress waiting for her knight vibe.

How does it feel, having such faith in someone, I wonder?

We have:

Bitchy boy from Hell

Friendly guy who solves 90% of problems with a cricket bat

Girl with a demon in her head who can see your memories (but not her own)

Anxious shut-in girl who is actually really friendly and colourful

Lesbian whose Big Knife makes up for her awkward attitude

A murderous 300ish year old witch who would unironically call herself a girlboss

Bird

Really tiny, really bitchy iconic duo that feeds on attention

Not a Catboy, but a CatmanTM

Cute librarian :)

A man with a catchphrase who is also a walrus. He will sell you approximately something slightly to the left of what you asked for

A demon with nothing better to do than bother his ex

Victorian girl with a glowing squid for a pet

Immortal CPS worker with too much paperwork

Death played by Kirby Howell-Baptiste

One (1) man with no trauma

The best take on Lilith I've ever seen. That's not a joke it's just my honest opinion

you will never know. you can never tell. sometimes even the people doing these things won't have an answer. is it a sex thing? is it kink? who fucking knows! there is no line! public expressions of sexuality aren't immoral to begin with, but if you make any attempt to suppress them, you have to decide what is and isn't allowed, and you are going to get it wrong. there is no way to untangle kink from personality and hobbies and interests. kink does not even necessarily involve sex. sometimes it's just self-expression and vulnerability and sharing a particular dynamic with another person. sounds a lot like (checks notes) literally every other human experience that exists.

yeah, that handmade necklace is $140. you might only be willing to pay $40 for that same necklace, but would you make it for $40 if someone asked you to?

you want to pay the babysitter fifteen bucks for the three hours she's watching your child. but would you honestly do that for $15? would you go into a stranger's house and change their baby's diaper and care for its needs, for $15?

you think its ridiculous that this artist is charging $30 for an icon commission. would you spend years catching up to their skill level to make that same drawing, start using your skill to make some extra cash, and then spend three hours on a drawing just to get $15?

would you be willing to work for $5 an hour?

no?

then don't be angry when someone else won't.

He regularly charges $3000+ for his work. And he always has work and repeat clients.

French trans woman Marie-Pierre Pruvot, known by her stage name Bambi

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i'm back from genussspect con '23 Stephen King: from what? Clive Barker: it's her terf convention, steve Rowling: IT ISS MORE THAN JUSSST A TERF CONVENTION Rowling: we had nazisss there too

Rowling: man i jussst had ssuch a blasst at genussspect con 23 Rowling: going to panelss Rowling: watching the terfssuit parade Rowling: commissssioning artissstsss in artisstss alley to draw my terfsssona

King: wait whats your terfsona? Rowling: oh here check thiss out Rowling: hisss name isss robert galbraith and he'sss a losst prince from planet mobiousss on a misssion to avenge the death of hisss sensai Rowling: by harassssing people in public toiletss

Rowling: robert galbraith isss sssso cool Rowling: he'sss a bessst sselling author and he totally doesssn't have anyone living in the ventsss of his ssscottish casstle King: oh i see you drew him with a sword there Rowling: ITSSS A KATANA

Rowling: but the coolessst thing about robert galbraith isss how he sstandss up for proper gender roless Barker: why's he a dude Rowling: what Barker: why'd you pick a dude for your terfsona Rowling: Rowling: Rowling:

Rowling: my favorite part of the convention was the terfsssuit parade Rowling: when we all put on our besst big sshapelesss tradwife sshift dresssess and styled our bangss Rowling: check out these photoss i took Barker: oh its a hobbit parade Rowling: