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dear santa: if you’re not putting this Jedi under my tree don’t even bother coming by

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tumblr user thegazeelectric in June 2025 after finishing trials of the jedi
yeah everything is great! is your blorbo making the ultimate sacrifice by sitting in the darkness upholding the light forever though
if she were Orpheus, would she turn back?
yes
halfway
at the very last second
never
shes eurydice
If your girl blorbo was Orpheus, would she turn back?
Immediately
Halfway
At the very last second
Never
She’s Eurydice
still pissed about the swu cards

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best kinds of characters either:
is/has been an active suicide risk
doesn’t or cannot consider suicide a real option and so is left with an inarticulable feeling of circling the drain
I'll make a more formal post of the art/cards but let me give my Thoughts first as an Elzar connoisseur
first card: checks my Elzar boxes in that he looks anguished and has the pushed back hair. he is not whitewashed! his robes are a little generic looking but I'll give the artist some grace because you're working with a very small space on a trading card. come to think of it, I think the only art of Elzar in his daily robes is from totf, which is not chronological to this card. either way, I would have pushed the values on his robes some more because they do blend in with his skin. maybe it looks different printed. the pose is cool. the title "haunted by a vision" implies this is his vision at the end of lotj where he sees starlight burn, but this is clearly not on starlight. could be on eiram, but eiram wasn't on fire because starlight crashed into the ocean. again, this is a tcg, I'm assuming the artists were only given prompts and not full context. 7/10 but only docking for that context.
second card: whose goddamn white baby is that. is this not just stellan's rising storm face. he doesn't have a beard in lotj. he has the correct robes so I'll give the artist that but nothing else. again why is the city burning if his vision was of starlight falling. WHOSE GODDAMN WHITE BABY IS THAT. there are a multitude of official art references and book covers where Elzar is NOT WHITE! if you can put in the effort to match his robes, you can put in the effort to not whitewash him. what the fuck/10.
RED FUCKING ALERT THERE WAS AN ELZAR SWU CARD RELEASED???
made some memes to cope with not having temptations in my hands currently :,)
bonus nsfw-implied one under the cut
something possessed me around 11pm last night

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ELZAR MANN COME HOOOOOME
from the mind of @haleynwriter : Stellan would have loved chess.com
Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku
Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing
i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water
ELZAR MANN COME HOOOOOME

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need them to meet and nerd out together so badly
so there’s like a 50-50 chance I’m going to have to nuke this blog in particular for reasons I don’t want to speak on lest I’m identified (I’m not becoming officially affiliated with Star Wars tho LMFAOOO). if you want anything on ur blog I would recommend reblogging or saving it in the near future but I humbly ask that you don’t go overboard with that (as in reblog my entire blog or something idfk)
I will try and give a heads up if/when that needs to happen though 👍 not any time soon but I’d probably know by the end of the year at the latest