The Gay Beards

When you told your roommate not to let you eat carbs 💦🤣 (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDM1VSlgy2m/?igshid=135hjx27f9t57

Do not shake. VERY fragile. #12beardsofchristmas (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6BmIuHgkwQ/?igshid=kgc5fwfpd4z7

It's not our fault you're, like, in love with us or something. Thank yule next! #12beardsofchristmas #onwednesdayswewearpink #meangirls (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B58dtlbAEt1/?igshid=1ivannesd2q5t

When Santa confides in you but you have no elf-control so you immediately tell your best friend. #12beardsofchristmas (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5yKtaggwV5/?igshid=wdwozm6uclts

When everyone sees how much you’ve grown so they try to tear you down. 👀🎄 #12BeardsofChristmas (at Zurbergger Tree Farm) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5ioTe2AQOb/?igshid=owfhe96n78ib

On the second beard of Christmas, we decided to set all of the turtle doves free. Sorry @blcksmth 😕🎄🕊#12BeardsofChristmas (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5nw4z9AjlW/?igshid=1v5b6jz0hpnjo

On the second beard of Christmas, we decided to set all of the turtle doves free. Sorry @blcksmth 😕🎄🕊#12BeardsofChristmas (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5nw4z9AjlW/?igshid=aa0qg3o11nky

We said brrrrrr it’s cold in here!! There must be some (COMMENT BELOW) in the atmosphere!! ❄️😳 #12BeardsofChristmas

When you promise everyone you won’t be extra this Christmas 🎁 #12BeardsofChristmas

You have until midnight before you turn into a pumpkin. What do you do? 🧐🎃🧡

‪Who loves Fall as much as we do?! 🍂🍁‬

Would you plant us in your yard?? 🤷‍♀️🌻

A cute jogger ran by as we were taking this. He giggled all the way down the trail 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️😂

When you get caught late night snacking... 🤰

People said they want to see our Peacock? 🤷‍♀️

Just taking a break from being fungis 🍄😉

If you could be a flower in a field, who would you want to join you?? 🌷🌾🌷