The Funny Beaver

Originally posted on January 19, 2018 @ 9:39 am

23 Hilarious Minions to Save and Share

She never stops worrying!

In their weird little way.

I’m resilient though.

They’re too much.

So there!

Don’t expect much.

It’s a heck of a situation.

Especially country music!

Hmm, yep, there it is, in the ice cream tub! Thanks mirrors!

Let’s just sit and watch TV.

Haha..oh..

See, we’re both right.

Beautiful sleep.

Just chill.

What is that?

How dare they!

Run!

Yep, got nothing.

That’s one way to avoid traffic.

That one is perfect for breadcrumbs.

Now you know!

Originally posted on January 17, 2018 @ 2:24 pm

25 Hilarious Images of a “Nailed It” Moments

Better than the YMCA pictures.

I..you’re a wazzard, Harry.

The horse really makes it.

Where did you go, glow jar?

Sure did.

Hmm. Almost.

They look so vengeful.

Less creepy, but tasty still.

Snake? Not so much.

They look sickly.

Perfection! 

Oh Santa, who hurt you?

Uh oh..spaghetti? No!

Represent the derk side.

This is terrifying.

Yikes, put it out of its misery and eat it.

I mean, it kind of looks like a car.

Just when you thought it was safe and go into the bakery.

I don’t want to be part of her world.

Ewww.

Hey Tonkerbell?

Clarice, where are you?

Just need more books!

Honestly, I applaud the effort.

Oh…that’s not good.

Cap-ital achievement.

Originally posted on January 16, 2018 @ 3:32 pm

34 Funny Memes for Your Week

Sounds wonderful.

Suuuuuuure.

Good. I sleep good. Oh music puns. So bamboozled.

This is beautiful. Yeah, yeah, I said I was going to get it but… *look*

Do all the things that aren’t the essay.

Um, a little too much removing.

These eggs are not happy.

Hold it in, hold it in!

2018: Mona Lisa eats a Tide Pod.

Rest, hahaha! Rest!

But he was Mozart.

How’s that for fire? 

This is the worst thing ever.

OMG, yes yes yes!

Just holding ya close.

That cat looks betrayed. Oh the pretty snapchat filter!

Or turn it up for other people’s chewing.

It was a feat.

They’ll never know.

Heyyyyy.

This is natural.

What….

Checks out.

Let it burn.

It was so awful but it wasn’t this cold.

We’re doomed.

Such an oddity.

What is going on in Canada?

Nailed it.

Just surfing the internet looking for people to respond to..

32 Hilarious Funny Fake Book Covers You’ll Wish Were Real

He just CAN’T.

She’s feeling lost. Run. Boom. Oh hell no, run! So determined. A new guide for children. Ooh, he knows what works.

Jazz music, Carl! He made it weird. He didn’t capture her likeness at all. Ooh.Where are we looking? Get me out! Says she was busy washing her hair. Yeah right. Good job George. What’s his deal? Elmo is HUGE.

Arthur got dark. Are you seeing it too? He’s so mad at you. Oh, yes, that’s how Thanksgiving happened.

Thanksgiving’s going to be weird.

He’s got game. He’s all about those 2/1 specials but he went mad. Ew. She wants extra homework!

It’s a metaphor, Sarah. Fell off the Red Ryder wagon, did we?

He doesn’t care what the window has, Johnny.

With one comment!

18 Funny Trump Covid Positive Memes That’ll Break the Internet

Well it’s official. President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump are officially COVID positive. Trump has declared that he and the first lady will be isolating and begin treatment for COVID 19. Given the controversial and chaotic stance that Trump has taken on the Coronavirus, it took no time at all for the world for the world to show no mercy by creating these Trump covid positive memes.

So just as you should with any indulgences such as corona beers, or Trump corona memes, please enjoy them responsibly.

That happened quick!

He’ll repeatedly claim that he’s tough on China because he beat the Chinese Virus!

That is an executive decision that can’t be taken lightly!

Haaaa! Doh!

The Canadian CDC officially recommends Glory Holes for Safe Sex during Covid 19!

What was it they say about words coming back to bite you in the a**?

COVID has the last laugh!

Just waiting…

I’ll be the first to take it!

This thing ain’t reading right…

Laughing at people’s misfortune is terrible really terrible!!

Shock and awe!

Since the president declared that he and Melania will be isolating and treating COVID, we all know what that means…

Wearing a mask is no joke!

This could be a fatal attraction.

I guess they should have done a fist bump for the photo op?

He did have the most positive result possible!

This is the biggest most beautiful collection of Trump covid positive memes… guaranteed!

Originally posted on January 12, 2018 @ 4:12 pm

34 Adorable and Funny Animal Pictures

He’s  just like, what?

Do you have any hay?

Even with his head buried, the turtle is adorable.

They have a lot to cat-ch up to.

I say, tell me something I don’t know!

This cat is having an existential crisis.

If not available, it will be created.

There’s no food in my bowl..

HIS FACE. Throw the stick!

Big kitty, little kitty, it doesn’t matter, they love boxes.

And then can I go out again and repeat it?

Let’s test this move!

She’s so proud.

Hmm likely story.

Seems suspicious.

You stay!

It’s better than the Rubber Duckie song.

Just a normal kitty day.

Garfield said it best.

Aw wha a cute face though.

Now begin, human.

Snow got me feeling jazzy!

I don’t know what happened.

MOM. MOM. MOM.

Pup in a cup.

Seems to be a common thing, right?

What is this!

That’s every cat. He’s living his best life.

Just grab your wallet and hope for the best.

Mighty panther in the white.

Who wouldn’t want to snuggle with this!

Originally posted on January 11, 2018 @ 8:28 pm

50 Inspirational Fitness Quotes to Help You With Your Goals

Just keep going until that day.

Do you know it?

You’re restoring it in the meantime.

BRING IT.

Workout, rest, do it again.

Believe in yourself.

Feel that burn.

No one else.

You are worth it!

Wishing doesn’t work but working does.

But work does.

And it just takes a little work.

Strive for it.

Say it. Repeat it. Believe it.

Go up, go down, do it again.

Follow these.

Only you.

Can you bring it?

Get that stress out with a workout.

Get those results.

Show up. Do it.

She’s going to be behind you soon.

Let them go.

Let it cry. Make it cry more.

Smile through it.

You can do it.

Feel it.

Do it do it and then do it again.

Wake up and show up.

You know you can.

You’ll look back and remember it.

You’ll love them and want more.

You won’t even believe it.

It’s time for you to believe it.

So work for it.

It changes everything.

And you deserve it.

Just remember that.

You get stronger and fitter.

Don’t you cancel!

Which one will you choose?

Do it anyway.

Just keeping giving it your best.

Breathe and get going.

You deserve that progress.

Do it.

Love em, bring more.

Imagine what it would do in 3 weeks.

It’s going to feel better than it hurts.

31 Sensitive Quotes that are Wonderful and Inspirational

Accept yourself. You don’t have to prove shit. -Said by unknown author

You don’t.

    Be patient with yourself. –Karen Salmansohn

Don’t be too sensitive to it not being your time. Just keep trying.

Date someone who is a home and an adventure all at once. –Unknown

Find them. Then marry them.

Every exit is an entry somewhere else. -Anonymous author

Take the exit sometimes, it’s the only way.

Five types of people you want to surround yourself with: The inspired, the passionate, the motivated, the grateful and the open-minded. -Unnamed author

They’ll be good for you.

The goal is to laugh forever with someone you take serious. -Unacknowledged author

That’s it.

If there is even a slight chance at getting something that will make you happy, risk it. Life’s too short, and happiness is too rare. -A.R. Lucas

Take it!

Knowing when to walk away is wisdom. Being able to is courage. Walking away with your head held high is dignity. -Anonymously authored

Walk.

The moment that just passed was someone’s greatest moment ever…and here comes another. -Unknown author

And then there will be another.

Your perception of me is a reflection of you. -Author unknown

Best of sensitive quotes right here.

Everything comes to up at the right moment. Be patient. -Author unknown

It will come.

You don’t need social approval. -Unknown

You don’t.

You’re more than a bundle of thoughts, you’re more than a job and a dream. You’re more than a body, a brain, and a heart, you’re so much more than you seem. -Anonymously shared

You are.

Flowers grow back even after they are stepped on. So will I. -Shared by anonymous author

Every time.

If it was easy, would it be worth it? -Anonymously spoken

Think about it.

  Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. –Lao Tzu

What music do you have?

Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them. -Unknown writer

Sometimes.

Your story matters. Even in this chapter. –Morgan Harper Nichols

It does.

There is no small act of courage. –France Corbel

There is only courage.

The best way to predict your future is to create it. –Abraham Lincoln

Create it for yourself.

Keep creating, travel often, love fully. Give thanks, dream big, work hard, and take risks, stay humble. Be you. -Author unstated

Be authentically you.

Everyday life begins to sparkle when we realize our friends are the glitter. -Unknown source

Our friends are the light.

  It’s not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are. –Roy Disney

What are yours?

Follow your soul. It knows the way. -Author unnamed

Listen to it.

Never announce your moves before you make them. -Source unknown

Never.

A lot can happen in a year. -Source unknown, popular saying

And that’s great. So keep going.

  Eat better. Run more. Squat more. Sleep earlier. Wake up earlier. Make a good breakfast. Drink water. Eat fruits. Read books. Adventure. Talk less. Listen more. Feel deeper. Love better. Open your eyes. Experience life. Be happy. -Unknown source and author

Do more

Let go of the illusion it could have been any different. -Unknown

It couldn’t.

10 Funny Poems About Getting Old – Humorous and Shareworthy

  Found a grey hair? Lost your get-up and go? You’re not alone! We’ve got some funny poems about getting old, humorous and great to share with friends! That dealt with it. It’s clearly broken. What a wonder!

Wear what you want! No wrinkles, no bags!

Stay tough! Sassy! The perils of aging. A good reflection.

Payback!

                      LACE with COMMENT.

  We’re at the beginning of fall, and it’s different from previous years. Thanks to coronavirus affecting the entire United States, many of our activities have been canceled, postponed, or altered in some way. Theme parks like Disney and Universal Studios have opted to cancel their Halloween events completely, and many are left wondering what to do this fall. Well, don’t worry, because there’s plenty of options for fall activities during covid-19. Here’s how to make the most of fall in 2020.

Visit a Pumpkin Patch

Visiting a pumpkin patch has been classified by the CDC as a “moderate risk” activity. For this fun fall activity during covid-19, be sure you choose a pumpkin patch that is implementing safety measures. Some pumpkin patches may even require reservations, and many may encourage masks. Luckily, most pumpkin patches are large enough that it’s easy to social distance and still have fun. The same goes for an orchard for apple picking.

Carve Pumpkins

Once you’ve got your pumpkins at the pumpkin patch, what can you do with them? Carve them, of course! Carving and/or decorating pumpkins with members of your household is a safe fall activity even during covid-19. You can even participate in a group carving with friends or non-household family members if you socially distance outside. Just make sure you wash your hands well and don’t share tools with people who aren’t in your household. 

Go Leaf Peeping

The trees are alive in fall colors and it makes for a beautiful sight. Sometimes there’s nothing better than just admiring the changing of the leaves, especially if you live in or near some of the best areas for fall foliage. People flock to New England every year, and some of the best spots are in Maine and Vermont. This is a very low risk choice for fall activities during covid 19.

Attend an Outdoor Movie

Parks and community organizations across the country are hosting outdoor movie events to celebrate Halloween and/or fall. Events often feature painted circles measuring out 6 feet distance from each group. It’s a good way to get into the spirit while enjoying the crisp fall air. You may even be lucky enough to live next to one of the country’s remaining drive-in theaters. Check the Drive-In Movie Theater website to see if you’re within distance. 

Watch a Favorite Halloween Movie

Halloween is a great time for snuggling in cozy blankets and watching a scary or family film. CDC classifies this fall activity during covid-19 as “low risk” if you do it with people you live with, and “moderate risk” if you do it outside with others socially-distanced. Disney Plus is stocked with Halloween movies like Hocus Pocus, Frankenweenie, Nightmare Before Christmas, and the Halloweentown series. Netflix will unleash its own Halloween slate of programming with plenty of scares and family-friendly entertainment. Try Casper, Monster House, or Coraline, and for the brave set, there’s Babysitter 2: Killer Queen and Cadaver.

Go Trick-or-Treating

Trick-or-Treating guidelines will vary according to your city, but there should be an option for you to enjoy this fall activity during covid-19. First, check with your local government to see if they’re offering trick-or-treating and where, as well as any safety guidelines. The CDC is discouraging traditional door-to-door trick or treating , but you may be able to do it safely. They encourage “participating in one-way trick-or-treating where individually wrapped goodie bags are lined up for families to grab and go while continuing to social distance (such as at the end of a driveway or at the edge of a yard).” If you’re preparing goodie bags, however, wash your hands with soap and water well for at least 20 seconds before and after you prepare the bags, they caution.  

Bake Holiday Treats

Halloween is just made for delicious treats, isn’t it? Covid-19 isn’t foodborne, so you can’t catch it from food, but you want to take precautions all the same.Make sure you wash your hands with soap and water for at least 20 seconds, and use clean containers to store your finished baked goods. Martha Stewart has some great tips on how to safely share baked goods during this time.

Have a Virtual Costume Contest

Halloween costume contests may be different, but they can still be fun. You could have a DIY contest where everyone uses things around the house to create a costume, then have a parade on Zoom or outside where everyone is safely distanced if they don’t live in the same household. We’ve even got some DIY Halloween costume ideas for you.

Decorate The House

It’s Halloween 2020, time to go all out! This can be one of the funnest fall activities during covid-19. Give your friends, family, and neighbors something to admire when you decorate your house indoors and out. Try our picks for 10 Creative DIY Halloween Projects!

7 of the Best Cloud Bread Recipes That Are Delicious and Easy

Two-ingredient dough, move over, there’s a new bread hack: cloud bread. Appearing all over TikTok, cloud bread is a popular bread made with eggs, cream cheese (or cottage cheese), and cream of tartar. It’s keto-friendly, low carb, and actually tasty. It features a taste like a sourdough and when made correctly, is nice and fluffy. It’s actually surprisingly easy to make, and so there’s been an explosion of cloud bread recipes online. We decided to do a roundup of our favorite and recommended cloud bread recipes from a variety of websites.

Image: A Spicy Perspective

The Best Cloud Bread Recipe at A Spicy Perspective

A Spicy Perspective has a great cloud bread recipe that features a bit of seasoning. Like she says, when the cloud bread has seasonings or sugar, it tastes more like dessert. It’s the perfect cloud bread for when you need a little bit of something sweet! 

Image from The Little Pine

Cloud Bread Pizza from The Little Pine

Love pizza? Make pizza lighter and healthier with this recipe from The Little Pine. Low carb pizza? My dreams have come true. Following her cloud bread recipe and making it into a pizza will yield just 1 carb per pizza!

Image from Food by Mars

Lactose-Free Cloud Bread from Food By Mars

So what if you’re lactose intolerant, or don’t want to use cream cheese? Food by Mars has you covered. Her cloud bread recipe incorporates coconut cream in place of the cream cheese. Add a few seasonings, and you can customize the bread how you choose.

Image from Creative Green Living

Sweet Cinnamon Cloud Bread by Creative Green Living

Cloud bread can even be a sweet treat, especially with a bit of cinnamon. Following Creative Green Living’s recipe for Sweet Cinnamon Cloud Bread will let you make a decadent sweet yet guilt-free snack or dessert.

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Almond-Scented Cloud Bread by Weight Watchers

Love the flavor and scents of almond? Weight Watchers has a sweet cloud bread recipe for you. When finished, it has the texture of an angel food cake, and a bit of an “eggy flavor.” This recipe for cloud bread incorporates less sugar than other versions.

Image from My Healthy Dish

Keto BLT Cloud Bread by My Healthy Dish

Cloud bread is already great for Keto, but if you’re a fan of BLTs, try this recipe from My Healthy Dish. She gives a great recipe for cloud bread and then adds the touches to make a delicious BLT (bacon lettuce tomato) sandwich. 

Image from Whole Lotta Yum

TikTok Cloud Bread with Chocolate Chips by Whole Lotta Yum

Now on to one of my favorite recipes, the one that is an instant bookmark. Whole Lotta Yum has a chocolate chip cloud bread recipe that feels sinful and unhealthy, but is better than most sweets nutrition-wise! Put as many or as few chocolate chips as you want on it.

Image from Low Carb Yum

Cloud Bread Cheese Danish by Low Carb Yum

Cloud bread is versatile and lets you use in a variety of desserts, such as a cheese danish. Low Carb Yum created an amazing cloud bread recipe for just that. Even though who are on a strict keto diet can enjoy it, and it’s definitely a great pick for a decadent weekend breakfast. 

Originally posted on January 11, 2018 @ 12:49 pm

13 Indoor Activities You Can DIY on Snow Days

Have indoor sculpting fun with DIY Moon Sand.

Set up a laundry basket skee ball set

Or make an epic marble run – see which marble goes into the cup first

Create the fort to end forts — fun for all ages!

Bring the outdoors fun indoors with an inside camp out

Bored? Make an activity cube and turn it into a game!

Create “snow” inside to play with

Have a glow-in-the-dark egg hunt

  Create an obstacle course with a DIY paper maze in a hall or foyer

Create an easy DIY air dry clay

Create a unique piece of art you’ll love with your toddler

Turn pipe cleaners into adorable animal friends

Cut a variety of fun snowflake shapes

Originally posted on January 10, 2018 @ 5:32 pm

29 Even More Funnier Quotes Gotta take it easy. Doctor’s orders.

Let’s just cut corners, shall we?

They need to know it because you needed to know it. I racked my brain for you. Who am I kidding, I’d eat it anyhow.

What a fun time adulting is.And hopefully not dropping the book on my face.

Well experienced.

Do I have? Sometimes.  Don’t forget the wine corks! Like, have you tasted food?

And sugar.

I trick myself.

It moves at a slow pace otherwise.There’s no documentation. Oh..

Don’t be raisins, be chocolate.

So right. 

It’s just my face, I promise.

Are these “fancy jeans”?

It’s so caffeine.

Read it and brew it!

Trade your Pokemon cards?

We are very entertaining, yes.

No one needs to know I was at Walmart.

And what did vodka say?

It’s just too much.

No doubt.

Originally posted on January 8, 2018 @ 9:04 pm

37 Hilarious Minion Memes and Pictures

That’s why they don’t put them on speaker phone!

We can be all this together!

Nor will you want to.

This can’t go on, right?

Or “watch this!”

You got it!

That’s just not fair.

Only that day. Back away, slowly.

All day everyday.

Then they’re scary as heck.

But I like marshmallows.

Ahh!

Bring it on! 

Where did it go? Where did it go?

So much stress.

Very athletic.

Never talking to myself again.

And then agonize over it all.

Still waiting.

Wow, such a great tip!

I need them!

 I need you so bad.

Let’s just skip to spring or even summer.

Clean them..

You lie.

Nah we get the agony.

Bye bye bye.

Ah it’s protecting me.

I’m so talented.

Yeah what kind of scam are they running?

The master plan.

Which one will you get?

Oh..what have I done?

Who cares?

Where did it go now?

I swear we can make it work.

And then it wasn’t funny.

Originally posted on January 7, 2018 @ 10:38 am

40 Incredible Wise Inspirational Quotes Eventually you might be it.

Reflect, but don’t live in the past. Remember not everyone sees the same way we do. Nor should you. Create your own, make magic.

Everything is small in retrospective.How glorious that will be!

Admit it.

You can make it better.

How will you react?

They are the ones that matter.

What do you want to run from?

Simple but wise.

You deserve so much joy.

Fear can be inspirational.

Does it seem like that’s true? The climb is often worth the view.

Say yes to everything you want.

Words will hurt and burn so much.

It’s not always easy.

Love your passion. Believe in it.

This new year will be one of purpose.

They must need you for you to need them.

Believe you will get it.

As you go through the journey, you might not realize this.

You either feel it or you don’t. Make them want to stay.

Take that risk.I’ll let you know when I do.

Stop running.

The purpose of life is to educate yourself.

The humor will get you through the bad times.

Even this is temporary.

Get yourself out.

Show it.

What will you do with your mind?

What do you perceive?

Calmness is a weapon few have.

So try not to do it.

They live as they live.

Simple.

Originally posted on January 5, 2018 @ 8:09 pm

52 Memes for Anyone Going through a Horrible Winter

He’s got the right idea. Or stay-inside-and-sleep-all-day-weather. That’s going to be a very long wait.Stunningly accurate.

So stop it.

Ah spring.

This is horrible. All of this horrible.

Come on spring!

Lucy knows it.

Everything is gray and horrible.

I might not even wait 

Which are you?

Ah, winter.

Winter is the worst!

Us too, BBQ, us too. At least the puns are good. So magical!  Ugh, what the hell!

Team Toad.

Everywhere you go!

Yep, that one guy who has to wear shorts. 

Hot, cold, hot, cold, hot, cold.

We’ll be back in about 20 days.

Everything is horrible and we might die. Go away winter!

SNOW.

My skin may be burning off, but I am warm.

They finally cracked it.

When you paint the snow, it’s over, you’re so over this winter.

Anywhere else!

The newest Michigan ad.

So…yay!?

Under the bed!

And getting dressed is also not warm.

Is it? Serious question here.

Someone was bored.

Please Elsa, stop!

We’re going home, Chewie!

Just drive through it! Yep, gotta go to work!

Bye winter. BYE.

Best mittens ever.

Sleep.

Oh the weather is spiteful.

That’s what I’ll call it. Bread and milk, bread and milk!

I can wear anything!

I’m ready. My body is ready.

Michigan got this.

No. 

It’s so cold and sad.

25 Funny Among Us Memes for Your Favorite Imposter

Green is SUS!! We got em boys. Sus..everyone is sus.

Not going to go well. 

Even wih the banana peel?! Jumping to conclusions! All of them. Nailed it. Gonna fix it riiiiiiight now. He’s emoting.. nope, sus! Clearly sus just for that joke. Yikes. Why?! And a dead dude. EXCUSE?!No, I trusted you! Oops. I didn’t do it! See, look at this paper. Super sus. It’s true! HOW DARE.