The Fen-Wolf

"What happened to your face?"

"It's filthy."

"I was cleaning the chimney."

"I'm coming with you."

"We have no chimney."

"I've seen the grid specs and I know how to reset the entire system."

"_______, you're not coming with me."

"Sorry. I love you. Don't hate me."

"You need me!"

"I do some web designs."

"It's been 10 years."

"Everyday I wake up knowing that no matter how many lives I protect, no matter how many people call me a hero, someone even more powerful could change everything."

"No, I do the laundry."

"I think it's time I took care of my own dirty underwear."

"No one washes a flag."

"Last time you did it, you turned everything blue and red, so no."

"All right, laundry sheriff."

"Now I'm gonna take back what is rightfully mine."

"I will be like a god to them."

"A god named Sparkles?"

"Did your "traffic jam" have anything to do with, I don't know, being shot at by machine guns?"

"You want me to come down there so you can kill me?"

"On behalf of the fine people of New York and real rhinos everywhere, I ask you to put your mechanized paws in the air!"

"No, (s)he's doing... whatever it is (s)he does."

"You wanted to be the hero."

"And now you gotta pay the price!"

"You wanna know how powerful I am?"

"I'm gonna kill the light."

"Everyone has a part of themselves they hide. Even from the people they love most."

"I like to think _______ gives people hope."

"But I love _______ more."

"I thought we were already friends."

"Then let's go catch a spider."

"You're gonna wanna see this."

"I had a friend once. It didn't work out."

"_______ had you under surveillance."

"Isn't that the question of the day?"

"There really is no place like home."

"Not everyone has a happy ending."

"YOU LIED TO ME!"

"I'm trying to help you!"

"Let ME help you!"

"That must be a good feeling."

"These look pretty important, _______."

"Hey, you're not a nobody."

"We have plans for you, _______."

"I made a choice; this is my path."

"We LITERALLY can change the world!"

"Nothing is what I thought it was."

"I just wanted everybody to see me."

"I should kill you."

"I'm gonna get you out of here, alright."

"I'm not the one you want."

"I want to make you a deal."

"You want _______ and I can give him/her to you."

"You were my friend and you BETRAYED ME!"

"You don't give people hope."

"I'm gonna take away yours."

"_______ what did you do?"

"What you made me do."

"Did you get my message?"

"I'll tell you what it says. Says, "I love you." Because I love you."

"They got, uh, Jack the Ripper."

"What? They haven't caught Jack the Ripper yet. You didn't know that?"

"This is most cliched hiding place you could've chosen."

"I'm sorry, I didn't take us to the Bahamas of hiding places."

"You're wrong about us being on different paths."

"It's like seeing a ghost."

"Now there's nothing to distract from your unibrow."

"You still blow-dry your hair every morning?"

"I didn't get love vibes."

"That's actually kind of what it's like to love you."

"How the tables have turned."

"How dare you come back in here?"

"You recalcitrant, unworthy, defective, urchin freak(s)!"

"Oh, God, sorry. That's just not the answer we were looking for."

"Right as rain."

"Okay, so, Fairy Godmother, it is time to grant me a wish."

"You're throwing his/her stuff away?"

"You mean people are pissed off because s()he tried to turn everyone in New York City into giant lizards."

"Gives me a little extra in the cookie jar."

"If it was 1961, he pays me a fair wage."

"Yeah, I don't do complicated."

"Everything's always complicated with _______."

"I thought you two had broken up."

"I'm glad you're not one of those cops who rides a horse."

"People will say I am a monster for what I've done. And maybe they're right."

"You are experimenting on people in there."

"You are not going to bury me, too."

"The difference is, no one is going to miss you."

"Dude. Nice arm."

"It's just all in the wrist, buddy."

"Speaking of progress, you're looking better."

"It comes and goes."

"I hate this song!"

"You have such potential, _______."

"Such fierce intelligence, and you're throwing it all away."

"On my 16th birthday, you sent me Scotch. Or one of your assistants did."

"I don't expect forgiveness from you anymore."

"Maybe you can succeed where I failed."

"I never told you that it's genetic. Our disease."

"It's my birthday."

"Now it's time for me to light my candles."

"I'm so naked in here."

"Manners maketh man."

"Then let me teach you a lesson."

"I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic."

"Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam."

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man."

"True nobility is being superior to your former self."

"Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world."

"If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole."

"I will be right back."

"The suit is the modern gentleman's armour."

"I've had a rather emotional day."

"I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace."

"Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight?"

"You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world."

"Looks like a lot of people are going to die."

"Does it look like I give a fuck?"

"Son of a bitch!"

"Do you like spy movies?"

"Give me a far-fetched theatrical plot any day."

"If you're prepared to adapt, you can transform."

"When I was a kid, that was my dream job: gentleman spy."

"Ah yes. Very, very nice."

"Now do your very best impersonation of a German aristocrat's formal greeting."

"Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way."

"That is sick."

"What does this do? Electrocute you?"

"Don't be ridiculous. It's a hand grenade."

"This whisky is amazing, you will shit."

"If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!"

"I see someone who doesn't know what the fuck to do with his life."

"Now, my point is that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path that you needn't stay on."

"Well, that was surprising."

"You know I've got nothing to lose."

"Of sorts. Interested?"

"You blew your opportunity just for a fuckin' dog!"

"You shot your dog and had it stuffed?"

"Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam."

"Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure."

"I'll have the Big Mac."

"Good choice, but nothing beats two cheeseburgers and special sauce."

"It ain't that kind of a movie."

"You didn't - stop - shit!"

"Thank you for the 'happy' meal."

"Choose your puppy."

"How deep does this fuckin' thing go?"

"Wherever you go, your dog goes."

"What? They're gun dogs."

"It's a bulldog, ain't it?"

"It'll get bigger, don't it?"

"Shit."

"The man who got you released."

"I’ve never met a tailor before, but I know you ain’t one."

"You need to solve problems under pressure."

"Mass genocide?"

"Felt sorry for the boy, did you?"

"He will find this humiliating."

"I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny."

send me ✗ for my muse to fall on yours and land on top of them

send me □ for your muse to fall on mine and land on top of them

send me ♕ for your muse to get dared to kiss me

send me ♢ for my muse to get dared to kiss yours

send me ♫ for your muse to catch mine singing in the shower

send me ♩ for my muse to catch yours singing in the shower

send me ♡ for your muse to drunkenly confess feelings to mine

send me ☽ for my muse to drunkenly confess feelings to yours

send me △ for my muse to get trapped in a small closet with yours

send me ❅ for my muse to cuddle up next to yours while asleep on the couch