talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

Accused of drinkos pee pee “I like the taste”

lock. him. up.

send me the chubbiest kitten

i realize now this says kitten and not chicken

Anyways! *climbs out of the scattered and ruined debris of my feelings*

today my diet has consisted of five guys and popyes so im probably gonna live forever

u ate…… 5 whole people……..

6 counting popeye

*accidentally makes out with you*

boy: hi me: i feel like ur lying but okay

This might come as a shock to some of you but saying “I’m not informed enough on this particular topic to have an opinion” is about 100 times more respectable than being misinformed

I FOUND IT AGAIN!!!!

Re-blogging every time I see it…. this shit never gets old. :D