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I check in on here once every year for 6 seconds. See ya next year. Glad you’re still fucking alive.

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The fuck?!!! You’re still here?!!
I know. You’re waiting for me to avenge some shit.
Don’t worry. It’s coming.
Is this still a thing? Anybody out there?

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You’re still here??
Wait..is this site still a thing? I had no idea. I’m gonna go take another year to think about it.
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Well hello again, Monsters!
1/26 We are at Cairo Ale House, West Chicago with our friends SPEED BABES, and The Artist Formally Known As Vince band. Click here for info on Facebook! Clickety Click Clack
2/24 we are at Brauerhouse, Lombard with American Cosmonaut and Lever. Here’s the buzz on the deal. Click
3/3 we are at House Cafe, DeKalb, il. Info and tickets here!!! CLICK!
Grab the album!
Hey Monsters!
 As we enjoy our short hiatus and get ready to start recording again we remind you to pick up the latest album “whatever.” on our band camp site.
 SHOP TIL YOU DROP. CLICKITY CLICK HERE TO GO THERE

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Last scheduled show.
 Hi everyone. Jamie here.
 We have a show coming up saturday 8/12 at Metal Monkey Brewing in Romeovile, Il.Â
 This is our last scheduled show indefinitely. There are no other events planned.  If you have thought about seeing us and haven’t yet we suggest you do it now. If you have supported us at shows before we invite you to one more before we go into hibernation. We promise to put on our best show yet with a 2 hour long set featuring 2 EP’s and 1 Album.  We are even bringing out our trademark phone and Theremonster for this one.
 Thank you to everyone. We hope to see you on saturday as we raise a glass.
 Peace and love to you all,
13-Monsters
NEXT…..  8/12/17 at Metal Monkey Brewing.  Featuring a special bottle release at noon, a kick ass Gnarly Knots food truck 2:30-7, and US doing our entire catalog in 2 chapters: 1) The calm before the storm  2) The storm , 7-9:00PM
  Join us for this very special event….costumes and all..

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Jamie
 Hi Monsters!!
Welcome to the 2017 “Whatever.” tour!
 In recent news:
 1st we want to throw a HUGE thank you out to the people of Minneapolis, The Terminal Bar, Jammy Louise and everyone who filled the room at our recent show to kick of the tour!  We will be back this summer for a short string of north shows!
 We released a 4 song EP “13-Monsters Live:Cairo” last month . Recorded at one of our hometown venues, Cairo Ale House in West Chicago, Il during the end of the 2016 tour. our fans and friends came out during there worst snow storm of the year to join in a very special show benefiting the Make-A-Wish Foundation.  Here is the link the EP  LIVE:CAIROÂ
 Coming up we have some great shows booked! A return to Cairo, a night at The Burlington in Chicago, more shows out of state...
 But 1st we go back to one of our all time favorite stages, Brauerhouse in Lombard, Il  on Saturday Feb 18Th.  We will be sharing the stage with Sweet Figurines (who you saw at Baconstock) and The Turtles (who you’ve seen with us at a couple shows 2015-2016.  it’s going to be a killer night!! Â
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  Our 4th EP titled “Whatever.” releases this April. Stay tuned!!  In the meanwhile come out to a show and hear the album played live before it releases!