the dregs

and i'm proud of y'all

Finally laid off the avocado toast.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself!

My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them.

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You would think by now at least one anti-vaxxer would have bothered to go to school and earned a Ph.D. in immunology so they could prove they’re right.

Chaotic good

In Jewish tradition, one of our holidays is called Purim. It celebrates the defeat of an antisemitic political advisor to a king who liked to prowl the streets ranting his hatred. Part of the story of Purim involves the people being ranted at inventing a special kind of noisemaker to drown him out. Basically what I’m saying is this student is following a grand tradition whether they realize it or not and they should be proud.

*slams fist on table* NOW THIS is the kind of religious/cultural tradition I can get behind! 

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by Kat Swenski

Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Captain America tonight when he comes to leave presents under your flag.

at the very lowest and saddest times, there was only one set of footprints - that was when sasquatch carried you