the dark reaction

Haha!  I’ve lured you all in with tasteful fairy crotch and now I’m into dismemberment!  ...Just kidding the majority of you know me already and might not be super surprised.  :P  Anyway if I’m missing any blocktags lmk.

that expression is kraken me up

saucy idea: “bioadaptive wetsuit” you can buy from a weird little shack by the shore which gives you funky adaptations as you dive further to let you explore to your best capacity and also fuck the kraken

they tailor the adaptations they give you to the sorts of places you want to explore and the animals you’re fascinated buy, and often get a little overzealous in giving you options, just to make sure you can do whatever you want to do :D

as you dive deeper, you see your fellow divers-become- man-o-war style colonies, coral reefs based on procedurally generated human structure, whalelike beings with whole ecosystems living around and through them, people with arms and legs turned to tentacle forests, and you slowly realize just how much you can _become_...