I think we've got this!

Thinking about the Adventure of the Copper Beaches (specifically the Granada adaptation). Like, imagine being hired by this weird rich family to babysit their nightmare sadist little boy and they also pay you a ton of money to cut your hair and wear a specific dress and sit in a specific spot like every day and you’re not allowed to turn around and look at what’s outside the window behind you, you find a bundle of hair identical to the one you cut from your own head in a drawer but it’s a not the same bundle, slowly realizing that they are keeping someone or something captive in a tower, they make you very aware of the fact that if you try to leave the house that their vicious dog will fucking kill and eat you, and then you finally find out what poor creature is locked behind the forbidden door and it’s a girl who is your exact doppelgänger. Like what a fucking gothic nightmare… Sherlock Holmes is also here btw

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Sitting here watching the delivery tracker app as the little icon of the car very slowly increases in width while remaining in the same spot knowing it's just a glitch of some kind, but, like, imagine.

Peering sourly at my phone like "ah shit, they sent the Wide Car again".

I love when it decides to correct a desync between the app and the location, so it just shows the car doing a blues brothers through several culdesacs and a lake.

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE