THE EVIL DEAD

memorize my coffee order, already!

quit fidgeting, you look suspicious.

stop comparing yourself, it's pointless.

give yourself a minute, [ name ]. you need rest.

don't move ... a single muscle.

can you teach me how to do that?

order room service – let's be lazy today.

pull out your ID, they card everyone here.

pack light, we'll be walking for awhile.

stop second guessing yourself.

don't say another word.

show me what you've been working on.

we're already late, can you hurry?!

we don't have time for this, [ name ].

just take the compliment, okay?

don't you dare just leave me here.

quit being so stubborn about this.

relax, i've got everything handled.

turn up the music! i love this song.

take my jacket, i'm not asking.

give me your hand, let's take a walk.

order whatever you want, it's my treat.

stop picking fights when you're tired.

meet me tonight ... our spot.

loosen up, quit being so serious all the time.

stay awake, you might have a concussion.

just let yourself be happy for once.

you have to stop sabotaging yourself.

tell me why you're really here.

drop your [ weapon / gun / knife ]!

quit trying to change the subject.

just breathe with me for a minute. in, out.

follow me and stay close.

just be yourself, [ name ]. that's all i want.

call me when you get home safe.

don't beg,  it's pathetic.

stop trying to fix everyone else's problems.

can you  [ tie / zip ]  this for me?

stop lying to me.  tell me what you did.

put that down,  you don't know what it is.

tell me what you're thinking right now.

stay quiet until i figure this out.

tell me something i don't know about you.

come dance with me.

get out of my sight.

wear the [ item ] i bought you tonight.

take my arm, those heels look dangerous.

let me drive – you can enjoy the scenery.

can you stop hovering?

wait ...! hold still, i want to take a picture.

keep your hands where i can see them.

stop pretending you know what's going on.

find a first-aid kit.  quickly!

you can't tell anyone what you saw.

take a nap, i'll wake you for dinner.

keep your voice down, they'll hear us.

don't you dare lie to me.

take the scenic route, we're not in a rush.

tell me a story from when you were little.

answer your phone when i call you.

give me your jacket, i'm freezing.

don't get yourself killed.

tell me what you see when you look at yourself.

tell me what you see when you look at me.

stop being so modest about your achievements!

leave them to me,  just go.

just admit that you love me.

just admit that you hate me.

come here,  let me look at you.

don't listen to them, they don't know what they're talking about.

[ name ],  don't make me do this.

drop your  [ weapon ].

stay here and wait for my signal.

don't just sit there,  move.

take this and run,  don't let anyone have it.

pretend you're my  [ partner / gf / bf ].

don't look , you'll give us away.

stay with me, don't drift off.

stop pretending like you care.

go make sure the coast is clear.

take this with you.  it's a good luck charm.

don't tell anyone about this.

if anybody asks about today,  lie.

stop looking at me like that.

tell me you love me.

just kiss me,  already.

talk to me in [ language ].

keep your eyes on the road.

stop crying and calm down.

give me one chance to explain.

come with me.  there's so much we could do.

wear the  [ dress / tie / item ]  i gave you tonight.

show me how you like to be touched.

hold my hand.

kiss me,  make it look real.

look at me.  how many fingers am i holding up?

[ name ] ... will you marry me?

just slow down for a minute.  what's going on?

take a deep breath,  you need to calm down.

get out of here,  [ name ]!

draw your weapon.

go rest.  i'm not asking.

take a step back.

keep your promise for once.

quit assuming you know what i'm thinking.

give me a straight answer.

be polite to our guests.

look me in the eye and say that again.

put your feelings aside for a moment.

keep close to me.

here,  let me see that.

look up at the sky.

run ... run and don't stop!

get out of here,  i don't want to see you right now.

stand up,  this isn't over yet.

close your eyes and count to ten.

keep your head down and keep moving.

[ name ],  let me past.

listen carefully to what i'm about to say.

don't just stare, come in.

stop laughing, this isn't funny.

take this and hide it from me.

don't make a sound.

the sidewalk is slippery, give me your hand.

quit causing problems everywhere you go.

just admit that you don't know what you're doing.

stop right there, i mean it.

don't say that name aloud.

just trust me, okay?

stop acting so childish.

call the police.  now.

tell me you love me, even if it's not real.

take a good hard look.

stop the car,  [ name ].

let me walk you to your [ door / car ].

almost done, just give me five more minutes!

don't make eye contact.

stay out of trouble.

let me see that beautiful smile again.

just do it already,  we've waited long enough.

hold me tight,  and never let me go.

finish what you started.

tell me what you know.

quit being so melodramatic.

just stay away from me.

turn around.  slowly.

don't be scared.

put it down before somebody gets hurt.

stop pretending , i'm tired of the pretending.

grab me my  [ item ],  will you?

don't make assumptions.

put this over it to stop the bleeding.

get to safety! i'll be right behind you!

stay the night, i hate sleeping alone.

wipe that look off your face.

keep an eye on them.

look at yourself in the mirror.

For muns who aren’t into explicit sexual content, but don’t mind approaching the topic. Feel free to cross out any questions you aren’t comfortable with!

Is your muse a romantic? Do they dream of love and marriage?

Is your muse a deviant? Are they overly flirtatious or forward?

Is your muse good at kissing? Are they experienced?

Does your muse initiate a lot of physical contact?

Is your muse comfortable with public displays of affection? 

Does your muse steal clothing from their partner?

Is your muse the big spoon or the little spoon?

Is your muse comfortable with, or proud of their body? Are they insecure?

Is your muse attracted to any features in particular?

Have their crushes been mostly male, mostly female, or evenly split?

Have their partners been mostly male, mostly female, or evenly split? 

Is your muse easily flustered? Do they blush, swear, etc.?

Where is your muse most sensitive? 

Is your muse more submissive or dominant in a relationship? 

Would your muse ever tempt their partner, e.g. flirting, wearing tight/sexy clothing?

Does your muse initiate heated/sexual contact, or do they wait for their partner?

Does your muse leave hickies? Do they ask for them?

Does your muse like to be pinned down, or to pin their partner? 

Has your muse reached first/second/third base? Home run? 

Would your muse be interested in engaging with multiple partners?

Would your muse ever send a sexual text message? Would they send pictures?

Does your muse read smut, own magazines, or watch p-rn?

Is your muse the type to discuss their sex life or sexual prowess with others?

Is your muse a top, a bottom, or a switch? Do they have a lean?

How interested is your muse in sex and sexual activity?

Sam? Sam Axe? You still work with him? Not when I can avoid it. He’s been drinking, sponging off of every rich divorcée in the greater Miami area. I throw him a job every now and then when he’s between sugar mommies.

you wanna live your miserable fucking life, go right ahead.

i feel like something bad is going to happen to me.

look at us. we’re still breathing.

i know the difference between someone who cares about me and someone who doesn’t.

i bet you still think you’re the victim, don’t you?

i missed you. we fit.

you can’t rise above something if it’s eating you up inside.

i fucking love that. i love when you stoop to my level. 

the truth is, sometimes i miss you so much i can hardly stand it.

we could’ve had a good life together. real fucking good life. but you didn’t want it.

i wish i knew how to quit you.

we always do this.

can we just talk for a minute and i’ll fuck off after if you want?

you’ve got a pretty good track record of being insane.

if it was a good morning, i wouldn’t be here.

i’m not hiding. i’m avoiding.

we don’t have to be friends for me to make sure you’re okay.

you’re kind of brutal with other girls.

i’m not gonna lie, i am enjoying your panic right now.

i guess it’s my fault. i always come when you call.

i’m guessing you’re the one who’s always biting your tongue to keep the peace.

you think i don’t know what’s going on when i go weeks without hearing from you?

i want you to tell me why you look so fucking scared.

i’m not, like, turned on by drama.

i have way less complicated booty calls i could make.

i’m tired of being angry at you.

you can’t expect other people to take your relationships seriously if you don’t.

you don’t care about me. you just don’t know how to be alone.

we both want to keep seeing each other. it’s stupid to act like we’re not gonna do it again.

it’s like a sick cycle.

we’re not even nice to each other half the time.

you stay here so much there’s a drool stain on my couch.

you’ve been staring at photos of her for an hour.

do you think i’m broken inside?

you’re only nice if there’s a reason for it.

i’m not a fucking idiot. i know everyone thinks i am, but i’m not.

so hard to watch you self-sabotage. makes it impossible to stay mad at you.

please. get off your high horse. 

you keep making impulsive decisions and making everything worse. 

this is crazy. we’re saying crazy things to each other. we love each other. 

have you not noticed how much i like you?

some day, someone’s gonna get so far stuck under your skin, they’re gonna rot there.

i still love you just as much as i always have.

i’m not ready for this to be the end of my story.

oh, i never murder on the first date.

you have a lot of shit to figure out before you’re dateable. 

look at you. you just need me to make you feel better.

it’s hard to enjoy sex when i’m angry with you.

you’re literally incapable of being alone. 

i didn’t think i could hate you any more than i already did.

do you think i’m embarrassing?

sometimes i don’t know what version of you i’m going to get. 

i’m honestly not someone who gets very excited about things.

you’re not gonna go there and turn some light on. it’s pitch black.

i was in the middle of a self crisis, but you loved me.

i'm trying to remember who i was before i met you.

you can figure out who you are and we don’t have to break up because of it. 

you walk like someone who grew up being free.

i feel like i need to be away from you.

you’re not really here. you’re, like, gone.

do you feel like you have someone looking out for you?

you’re the only person that i don’t want to leave.

if you go, it’ll be so painful for everyone.

i don’t know who i am. i don’t know what i want the rest of my life to look like.

i’m really… not a person.

thank you for being a great first love.

i’m sorry i was a coward. i really hope you can remember me as more than that.

i’m not gonna comfort you right now. i’m not gonna comfort you about the most painful thing i’ve ever experienced.

i can’t force you to want to be with me. right? you’re free. you can do whatever you want.

i’m sorry i’m not, like, upset enough about you.

i’m an avoidant asshole, i don’t know.

you’re, like, fucking broken inside. 

you said you loved me.

what you’re asking of me is not realistic.

you make everyone sad.

you get lukewarm pep talks when i’m unprepared. 

i don’t need anyone to tell me i’m a piece of shit.

how hard is it that you can’t be a dick to me right now?