the crow in a crown

Flambae hates to admit it, maybe even tries ignoring it, but he was anxious about it.

As far as he’s been told, he’s good for two things:

1) Punch things and get to call himself a hero for it.

2) Sex.

He wanted to prove to Robert at least one of them is true.

He went over everything. Bought special sheets. Pulled out a whiteboard and told Robert exactly what to do in case something goes wrong.

Robert, unfortunately, finds that comical.

“There’s NOTHING funny about this, Bob-Bob!”

“You wrote ‘total annihilation’ with an angry face at the end.”

“It has a fucking exclamation mark at the end. That means you’re supposed to take this seriously!”

That being said: He doesn’t know if Robert liked it.

Maybe he shouldn’t have kissed Robert’s scars that early.

Maybe he shouldn’t have muttered ‘Azizam, I want your hands on me. Only you do it right.’ While his lips melted over Robert’s.

Flambae loved it. Obviously. But he doesn’t think Robert did.

Another silly lil dispatch comic I made out of boredom

GOD, with that thought, imagine his niece really into mechaman and he meticulously (and begrudgingly) creates an accurate mechaman cosplay for his niece. And she loves it!!!

But then his niece is like “but I need a mech…………..” and gives him some big old puppy dog eyes. Flambae can’t say no to that face so he quickly makes a highly detailed mech costume for himself out of cardboard (and some bonus LEDs)

"You know when he was born, his head was very very big and he was so very fat-"

"BABA STOPPP."

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"Oh no, you're too close to the camera, dear!"

Flambirthday week day 1: Babybae!

The family tradition, if there is one, is dying in that suit.

Song for this. (Truth by Alex Ebert)

Different color variations: