The Court Is In Session

cat haters are so weirdddddddd. I can’t imagine going on posts by dog owners and being like “wow your pet is disgusting and they don’t love you” totally unprompted.

… dog haters also do this

…which is also wrong. cat, dog, bird, pig, fish, spider, snake, bug or snail, it doesn’t matter, if you’re going on to someone’s innocent post about their pet to mock them or say threatening things aimed toward the animal, you’re a fucked up person. I specify cats because I own cats and this happens to me and many other cat owners. there is also a weird casual attitude towards violence and neglect aimed at cats, culturally speaking. cat ownership somehow getting in the crosshairs of the reactionary alt-right misogynistic crowd has not helped matters.

btw if you’re fat and your partner doesn’t love you wholeheartedly, if they’re attracted to you “despite” your body, if they avoid touching you, if they look away from certain parts of you, you’re allowed to break up with that person. look at me. you can do better. you are not unloveable and you don’t have to settle i fucking promise.

able bodied people love to forget that they're only temporarily able bodied. everyone, unless they die early for whatever reason, will become disabled in some way. you're not invincible. you're not "doing something right" that the rest of us failed at. time is coming for you. everyone becomes disabled eventually.

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

“I was hoping they’d beat me and forget about it but to my horror they stuck my work up on the fridge”

one of my least favourite things about this website. "op have you considered that [the thing op was saying]"

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This really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off.

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

real af this is genuinely me after deciding to get up and cut some apples

there’s a conversation here about how queer people who come from heavily poor, illiterate, traditional ass backgrounds have to put in fucking work to gain any real acceptance from the queer community so we’re not seen as ignorant and backwards but we also like don’t have community with our own families because of our gender and/or sexuality most times. it’s really rich that the progressive movement can acknowledge how poverty, illiteracy, religion, racial identity shape people but fully fail to understand it beyond good vs bad, enlightened vs ignorant, with us vs against us… like some of you fully cannot conceptualize a person that’s with you and on your side if they’re not exactly like you or deeply apologetic about where they came from because you look down on it. but i don’t really want to have that conversation with y’all.