Hyperfixation Rant Time

I can’t even lie anymore dawg. Vessel has a sexy ass laugh and it’s not fair, why do I sound like a loud ass parakeet getting shot when I laugh and this random guy sounds like “easy white chocolate I wouldn’t want you to melt 🤤”

The thing about sleep token hate is that everybody just keeps repeating the same thing. Like there’s actually so much to make fun of about sleep token with JUST the lyrics cause he swaps so often between like a really great metaphor to “bad baddie” and “your body is mostly blood” ! Bitch!!!!! That shit is ASS ‼️‼️ it’s low hanging fruit at this point and I laugh every time I hear it !!

My beautiful perfect wife of four years wants some cute tabi shoes and when I pointed out excitedly that vessel wears tabi’s too she also got excited just cause I was excited and wants to help me pick out her new shoes later. My life is so fucking good I love my wife

I just know that Vessel cries his eyes out like a bitch to Noah Kahan (projection)

Aqua Regia live isn’t enough anymore I need to fuck the saxophone

Sometimes I forget how much of a chronic lesbian I am, I was listening to the live version of provider and like usual I was laughing at vessel saying good girl (sure Jan) and then the espera sang “good girl” during the break down and I got so sweaty my stomach cramped.