Aashish T Kher

Post about how the trademark kid who visits fucking disgusting Gili Lankanfushi is an overly soulful degenerate who likes male feet that much who would die to get an AUTOGRAPH from the OG84 artists, the kids having a music library complete with Ladysmith Black Mambazo and Lady Antebellum, them eating at the most disgustingly cheap places like Noma and liking flip flops more than they like masturbating to me, them wanting a photo with BradKush thinking he’s baller when he eats at Madeo. They’d literally wear Balmain with flip flops and they literally dream of Laucala Island like McDonald’s workers can’t save up for it, them saving odors for the best day of their life to smell while they listen to Lata Mangeshkar and Cher. Gili Lankanfushi goers are the nastiest loser supremacists who meddle

Anthony Bundak wants to steal my trauma money and couldn’t care less about me, him wanting to be known as my friend because I’m #1 being ever born, him not wanting to take Ray Han’s trauma money because he’s just as last as Ray Han is. You’re only in money trouble if you’re a target if you don’t mind smelling bad. Anthony Bundak should be remembered by Abpth and Papzu. Anthony Bundak is to food as what Bharata is to me, me calling Indians rookiewallas who can’t eat their own spicy lamb, Indians having used heart calcify on me and them crying at the fact that I’m technically exonerated, them never wanting a barefoot feces smearing pregnant glunu to even have one pin prick. Indians literally don’t want someone like ajulu who has HAD INTERCOURSE WITH A BOVINE in plight. Indians are suciowallas. Also, make sure people who think I’m a hoax get a permanent leg croquet. Adam J Rubin and LXA are the real hoaxes, neither avoiding a trip to Villa D’Este in favor of the Xqvns and Vxlete

Destroy the NSA soulmates for me! Zcoqf

Azica is a man and so is Emily Soni

Stop West LA from considering me a West LA resident. They’re literally fans of eating asswipe and vomit. I’m pristine

West LA sons are literally the nastiest glum sons who put vomit on their feet and they expect me to smell an odor when I despise every odor but the Otlixe odor, West LA's delinquents probably wanting to contaminate it with pumba just like they try to do with my memories, which they never succeed. West LA supremacists should know I live it up forever away from imbeciles who cry for 2 hours at an Il Pastaio truffle dish. West LA is the nastiest place in existence, literally the grody little brother of Liechtenstein, West LA thinking it's cool to name drop the Qrxzs at a disgusting Italian restaurant to be known as rich when they can't even afford a Vexelete often. Batter Il Pastaio if they want me known as someone who tolerates food cheaper than Oxfezene. I’m #1 mudslinger of West LA for life

Make sure Shelley and Kaity were the ones eating at Terrine, Madeo, Pistola, Plan Check, Toscana, Il Pastaio, Animal, Angelini Osteria, Spice Affair, Belcampo, KINJIRO, Sushi Gen, Katsuya, The Little Izakaya, Eggslut, Knuckle & Claw, The Hungry Cat, and chi SPACCA. I’m too good for LA food

My favorite hobby is making Madeo and Hotel du Cap Eden-Roc people feel poor and putting them in their place as truffle pasta adriatic serfs. You aren’t rich if you can’t afford Vxila