Party Non-Binary

Here's the headline for this article from the Washington Post's digest for this past Saturday:

This is funny, funny, funny stuff.

Civil Society was awarded a major corporation (Yes, an entire major corporation) as part of a civil suit against said corporation's owners.

What we found shocked us (Clickbait af for a reason).

The corporation's previous owners had hired a workforce of almost all foreign nationals who had come here illegally.

These were not people who had braved harsh, cruel conditions to come to the US to make a better life for themselves. They were people who the previous owners had hand-picked on paid junkets to countries like China, El Salvador, Thailand, and all the Eastern Bloc countries.

These workers were spirited through Customs (Your guess is as good as ours), housed on the floor of the factory, paid $2/hour, and given a bare-bones course in how to use AI in their native languages.

When the then-owners wanted to use expired ingredients, when they wanted to get around state and federal health and environmental regulations, they told their illegal employees how to go about it. When regulators showed up, the owners would simply explain that their foreign workers were not English-proficient and, besides, they were in training.

So, it is funnier than an outgoing nighttime talk show host that Big AI is putting on its Worried White Woman act when it comes to, you know, those evil, crafty, depraved illegals.

Spare us.

Yeah, this. Exactly this.

Trump demanded attention, and his base gave it to him.

Really?

Our parent company, Civil Society, employs dyslexic people without apology. CS supplies its dyslexic employees with text-to-speech software and c-pens where appropriate.

Italian guy working for the Spanish royal court tries to find India, ends up here, Dubs inhabitants "Indians" to cover up his costly error.

We've been crapping on Native Americans ever since.

P.S. What is it about the persistently nouveau riche ("Bougie" to you kids) and statues in their personal spaces?

Statuary is as cheap as it gets.

Stupids.

Because a lying, incompetent, and self-involved White male is better than a "n---er woman" any day of the week, huh?

As for their persistent joblessness, who would hire anybody this stupid?

The infantile notion that Person B can coerce Person A to do something that Person A would not otherwise have done is catnip.

My Legal Dept. is salivating as we speak.

Riiiiggghhht, riiiiiiigggghhht. Because Larry Summers's fever dream was ONLY focused on taxes.

If Porter's math is so bad, let her bring her trusty whiteboard to the next town hall, and show us the math.

Or have the pretty and high gatekeepers of the Democratic Party decided that Professor Porter's whiteboard is a voter an anaphrodisiac because it's not "cute" or "fun"?

One thousand whole dollars? Gosh!

Be serious, 🍊👶.

Above: China's Minister of Commerce, Wang Wentao.

China has always worked overtime to portray the United States as a nation of moral slugs.

In order to facilitate trade in the 1990s, they turned down their supercillious attacks on the American character, but no more.

China's Minister of Commerce, Wang Wentao, has gathered his closest aides to plan a new attack, riding the same tired warhorse.

Get ready for the celebrity rumor mill to roar back to life this awards season, accompanied by AI-generated pictures and video of celebs in compromising positions. Minister Wang's slogan for this campaign? "Everyone Is Gay".

Just so you know what to scroll past for the rest of the year.

One last thought: Why would the Minister of Commerce be waging this, er, "cognitive war"?

Maybe he's really upset about tariffs?

Rich guy who got rich by making Americans poor wants to help.