got a long term plan with short term fixes,

when your husband calum is cheating on you with ashton but you lowkey ship it

Contemporary philosopher Hemmings, Luke

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

the office is such a stupid show i love it so much

Beautiful

calumhood:‪ These are my best buds. They’re in a band. It’s my fav band. My best buds are in my fav band.

Ashton’s tweet from yesterday @ashtonirwinofficial5sos

Rolling Stone (via harrystylesdaily)

petunia is my fav

STOP look at how fucking broad luke’s shoulders are, like calum looks tiny compared to him

sip sip moo moo this tea is good

↳”calum - uk tour sheffield - february 24, 2014″ {x}

In case you were confused 👌

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!

lmaoo ashton looks so done with calums shit

x.

why did i ever think this was acceptable to do????