"thebootydiaries"

*google search how to stop being horny*

I’m never making another text post again

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

If i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly id have 0 dollars bitch what u thought lmao

Susu Laroche

“One day you’ll find someone that chooses you and continues to choose you everyday. And that’s when you’ll be thankful everything happened the way that it did.”

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

@otahkoapisiakii

I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood