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Pervert Orange my beloved <3

First of all, Red! Their flower is fairly small compared to most crewmates, even when in full bloom. They're kind of embarrassed by it, but crewmate beauty standards for flowers specifically is more focused on aesthetic appeal rather than size.

I think I messed up the sizing a bit here, but I like to imagine that Red's penis is around average-sized as well! Maybe a bit thinner and longer, but not by a whole lot.

All in all, they're pretty average... visually speaking. Do you remember in the other post how crewmates' genitals showing while they have their packs on is very rare?

Red is ABSOLUTELY one of those people, lmao. Just imagine Purple absolutely blowing up at them, just full yelling and degrading, only to stop dead in their tracks because Red just popped a stiffie. Red finds is SUPER humiliating whenever it happens (in a hot way).

Purple is also very average, tbh. They have a couple extra bumps on their junk, but other than that, it's nothing super out of the ordinary for crewmates.

The only thing of note really is their stamen (the little dangly bits) on their flower. For most crewmates they're almost like feathers, super light and airy. For Purple though, the red balls are more like berries or seeds in material and can knock against each other noisily when shaken around.

SMALL DICK BLUE MY BELOVED <3 They're suuuuuuper embarrassed by it and it's a bit more sensitive than average. Please handle them and their emotions with care.

(Sidenote, small dick Blue isn't an original idea of mine or anything, I was inspired by a Blime fic I read a while back for it, but when I tried to find it again to link here, I? couldn't find it again?? Words cannot describe the sheer scale of such a tragedy /silly)

Anyways, besides that, they're very handsome as always. Their pussy and flower are both considered super pretty by crewmate standards. I also like to imagine that, while crewmate's flowers and genitals normally have a floral scent, it's stronger and more soothing with Blue.

As a crewmate, Green is SUPER shy about sex and gets flustered easily. They're a bit of a freak with their flower, having some more intense or humiliating fantasies about it (ex: they might fantasize about their pedals getting pulled off, even though they know that it would be super painful and dangerous in reality).

Their penis is also a lot shorter than average, but is super girthy, so it ends up looking more like a seed or a squash. Their pussy is also much more puffy and squishy than normal.

Green absolutely WILL turn beet red the moment you start teasing them about any of this, lmao.

All things considered, White is also considered very pretty among crewmates, especially their flower. They take great care to keep their pedals glossy and fragrant (though, the smell is noticeably more artificial when compared to Blue, who has a pleasant and strong smell naturally).

Their penis is very long, but also thin and probably a bit more delicate than usual. The little bumps towards the tip are suuuuuper sensitive for them - they feel too embarrassed to admit it upfront, so they try to play it casual and pretend that they're not starting to absolutely lose their mind whenever those bumps are teased (they're not very good at it).

BIG DICK CYAN MY BELOVED <3 This one was 100% inspired by Banana's Top Cyan post, lol. This thing is damn near double the length of average and three times the girth. Good luck getting any of it to fit.

I also like to imagine that, with there being such a wide variety of available colors and shapes for a crewmates flower and junk to take on, that there's some superstitions and old wives tales that have been circling around for a long while that Cyan might buy into.

For example, the fact that one of the two colors is so similar to their body color means that they're very self-sufficient and confident! The color in general also means that they're a very peaceful and empathetic person.

The geogem fanatic inside of me wants to say that some of these superstitions say that the colors of ones flower can also indicate the color of their soulmate, lmao.

Black actually has a super rare form of flower! While the vast majority of crewmates have their flowers perpendicular and flat on their backs, Black has theirs dangling downwards! While most people with this find it a bit embarrassing, Black is honestly pretty happy with this part of themself. As a matter of fact, they're pretty proud of their body in general!

Their penis is somewhat short and girthy, but other than that, it's pretty normal. They absolutely have at least a handful of piercings on them and are planning on getting more, though.

Ok, Lime has a few interesting things going on with them.

First off, their flower. They used to have two sets of pedals (a smaller set hidden in the back and the second main set) and a pair of stamen that were long enough to reach the floor. They got rid of their smaller set of pedals several years back due to faith-based reasons (kind of like circumcision ig?).

However, as their mental health began to steadily decline and they became more of a conspiracy theorist, they started to grow paranoid of anything that could be used against them. For example, what if they were getting hunted by a flock of gremlins in the vents without their pack on and one of them grabbed their stamen?

This led to them ripping them off and damaging their main set of pedals in a very unsafe manner one day. While their condition has stabilized and they're doing a lot better now, their flower can still ache and feels far more sensitive. Unless you have some delicate hands and really know what you're doing to make their flower feel good, try to avoid touching it in general.

On a much more lighthearted note though, the only other noticeable thing is the large bulge in the underside of their penis. It has a bumpier texture compared to the smooth, almost slime-like feel of the rest of it. I'd imagine that Lime really likes to get teased with teeth there (or even having it get straight up bit).

Yellow's flower and junk is honestly rather simple compared to most other crewmates. They used to be a bit more shy and embarrassed about it in the past, but nowadays they're fairly confident in their body.

Their penis is a bit more on the short and girthy side, but the segmented bumps feel real nice going in. Since they only have two large pedals for their flower, I also like to imagine that they like it when their partner smooths a hand over them, trying to feel as much surface area as possible. It's not anything super intense, but it's nice foreplay.

Other than that, there really isn't anything else of note.

Another fairly average crewmate. Brown's flower is fairly small, but it doesn't bother them.

I'd imagine that Brown is the type of person who's fairly confident in the events leading up to getting in bed with somebody, but ends up being super easy to fluster once it actually starts.

While they do well in both submissive and dominant roles, they tend to lean a bit more submissive naturally. Tug at the pedals around the base of their cock and they'll listen to everything you say, lol.

And finally, my absolute darling Orange!! Both their flower and junk are fairly uncommon, but not by a whole lot.

Their flower sticks up and out from their back a decent amount, and the tips of their pedals are more sensitive than usual. The weird half-hood on their penis is pretty unusual as well, but they've grown to feel confident in it. They loooooove getting teased in-between and under the seams for it :3c

Orange in general strikes me as the type of person who talks about how much they want a classical romance before sex and would love to have a bed covered in rose pedals for something fairly vanilla, but regularly fantasizes about freaky shit, lol.

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WOOF that was a lot to cover! Everything about this post took me ages, lol (according to Procreate's data, the art took me about 10 hours and I made all of it in just a couple of days. my hand hurts oops).

This was inspired by their human fetish post, lol. I was the one that requested it and he absolutely ATE writing it, so I wanted to try and give a little something back :D