if i knew i'd tell you

Being a Beatles fan is so great if your nosey, because you've already had decades of equally nosey people fine-tooth combing through the whole of the bands existence to get every drop of juicy gossip

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

we dont chaos kill that many people.

John is like I love paul. Not in a gay way. Like if we got married he'd be my wife. It would be a heterosexual marriage. Anyway I want to climb inside him. Not in a gay way. I mean philosophically. Artistically, I want our minds to become one. We're soulmates. Musically, I mean. Not in a gay way. I want to stick my dick in his ass.

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

once i permanently get rid of my headaches then you'll all see

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear

literally my favorite kind of posts are ones that are like "i never see positivity posts for [group of people that society is built around catering toward]"

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

no amount of supernatural info you passively get from tumblr will prepare you for just how notoriously the gay angel ghosts the guy he loves more than anything