if i knew i'd tell you

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

if eating three balanced meals a day at regular times makes you gain weight then maybe you were meant to gain weight

@smellof-chemicals

it would be cool if when cas got injured he struggled to hold his vessel together. like, the more he's hurt the more his trueform starts kind of... breaking through the veil. causing distortions. little blips of strange time or space, strange lights, strange noises. rifts around him where you can see 1972 flickering over his left shoulder and 1985 where he bled. an electrical storm a world away, rainwater dripping down the sleeve of the trenchcoat on the side of a bone dry road in Arizona. these are things he can do voluntarily of course but they fuck with humans supremely so he avoids it but dean eventually figures this out and kinda like that scene from lilo&stitch he "plugs" cas into a tv so he can see all the big concerts he missed in the 60s

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

one of my fav tumblr phenomenons is when there's a poll where all the answers are just patently absurd and yet somehow there's a clear winner

it'll be like 'which of the world's oceans is the most fuckable' and i'll be like hmm well i'm not an oceanfucker so i don't really have an opinion on this but if i had to choose then i guess the pacific and then i vote and like 60% of people voted for the pacific and its like ok whats going on there

I fucking loooove blue hour and overcast and rain and thunderstorms and snow and wind and chilling temperatures and when it gets dark at 4pm. I go outside and I instantly feel so much more calmer

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

I understand the urge to comment on recent trends in which people seem to want increasingly sanitized media compared to the recent past, but when you say things like "people used to just shrug and move on when there were books and movies that made them uncomfortable" it's like...well. actually people used to convict artists of obscenity in a court of law.

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad