if i knew i'd tell you

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

Enough about your blorbos for a minute: who are your siblings’ blorbos? Reblog with your blorbos-in-law!

My coworker saw me giggling at my phone and asked “Oo, what's got you smiling?” like she thought I was texting a crush or something. It was Beatles interview footage

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

over and over again it comes down to the fact that fanfiction is most people's only exposure to amateur writing

'so there's this website where literally anyone can post fiction they've written whenever they want and - get this! - a lot of it is bad' yeah no shit. what would you expect?

watching a scene with a fav character can be so humiliating sometimes. like yes i'm watching this scene with this character because i want to see the character. yes i've paused it multiple times because i got too excited. before the character fully entered the screen even. guhhhh