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This has been really really REALLY pissing me off on tumblr lately. Stupid fucking fangirls! It's LEVI AS IN L-E-V-I not RIVAILLE AS IN F-U-C-K Y-O-U WHY THE FUCKING FUCK DO YOU DELUSIONAL FAGGOTS INSIST ON IT BEING RIVAILLE I MEAN I FUCKING SEE IT ON ALMOST EVERY FUCKING TAG CONCERNING THIS FAGGOT AND IT'S REALLY COME TO A POINT THAT I WANNA STRANGLE ANYONE WHO EVEN SAYS RIVAILLE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK *ahem* So anyway, I hate how these fujoshits INSIST on Levi's name being Rivaille despite the FUCKING CANON spelling being...YEAH FUCK YOU. What's the matter, you delusional faggots? Can't accept his name not being gay enough for your gay doujins? You're a special kind of delusional idiot if even THE FUCKING PUBLISHER OF THE MANGA agrees to his name being Levi. You cannot argue with that kind of shit.

Also, Jaegar? SERIOUSLY? Can't you idiots into German?? Guess what faggots? It's LEVI (leh-vee or lee-vai whatever fuck you) It's CANON I rest my case. P.S. I find it morbidly hilarious that his name based off a kid in a documentary about crazed fundies called Jesus Camp. What. The. Fuck.

-Unnamed Admin

Okay, this has been driving me crazy for quite some time now.

Every single fucking time I get a new follower, I get really happy and I want to show my love and appreciation for the new follower. So, as any normal tumblr user might do, I head over to their blog and look for an ask link. More often than not, I find myself just not caring long enough to look for the said link. Instead, I got top the address bar and simply add /ask to their URL. DO YOU KNOW HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS TO SEE THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE YOUR ASK TURNED ON? THAT'S JUST ;LZKSDJF;LSDFJKA. First of all, you are cutting off a very convenient and important way of communication. Other blogs cannot simply drop a message in your ask box for little things, like thanking you for following them, idk. Sure, there are other ways of communicating, like fan mail and reblogging. But there are major flaws there. Fan mail can be set to an option where you have to follow them for a certain amount of time before you can send them fan mail. WELL SHIT, I HAVEN'T BEEN FOLLOWING YOU AT ALL. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOUR URL EXISTED UNTIL NOW. WAT DO?

Oh, maybe I'll reblog something from your blog and add a little line to thank you. But wait, that would:

BE FUCKING AWKWARD AND WRONG, BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDING OUT OF CONTEXT CONTENT TO AN OTHERWISE PERFECTLY GOOD POST! WAT DO.

PROBABLY BE IGNORED BY THE INTENDED USER, BECAUSE HOW SURE ARE YOU THAT YOUR LITTLE NOTIFICATION WILL BE NOTICED ABOVE ALL OF THE OTHER NOTIFICATIONS THEY MIGHT BE GETTING FROM OTHER POSTS? WAT DO.

Let's be honest, a little thank you is not a good enough excuse for you to reblog something you would otherwise ignore.

TL;DR TURN ON YOUR ASK BOXES, PLEASE. WITH LOVE, FROM THE BLOG THAT HATES EVERYTHING.

Why is it that every damn time I try to study for an exam, my parents don't notice. Then suddenly when I decide to take a break, they barge into my room and demand to see me study.

"Oh, I'm sorry mom, I was just taking a break. I was working har--"

"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE? YOU'LL NEVER GET ANYTHING DONE IF YOU KEEP PLAYING THESE COMPUTER GAMES! GODDAMMIT, WHY DO I EVEN PAY FOR YOUR TUITION FEE?"

"But I--"

Meh.

So it turns out that Waem and I have this mutual friend which we refer to as "Ernie". And since Waem won't stop bugging me for sex, I have to call reinforcements. Namely, him.

Bad idea.

Dude, why did you tag my awesome-as-fuck boyfriend there?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If he finds out I'm praising him out of nowhere, his ego will grow! And that's what I was trying to avoid! :I

So yeah Waem. Fuck you. No wait. No. No fucking. Carl will kill me. :v

I don't even know why I'm here. I was supposed to be Waem Rahnea, but nooooooo apparently that's too damn long and complicated. Oh well, what would you expect from a pegasister like miki, right?

Oh hey, I guess I'm ranting about miki's inability to comprehend the Rahnea part or what a "Waem" is supposed to be. Seriously, the name explains it all! YOU WANT ME TO GO CAPS LOCK ON YOUR ASS?

NNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF JUST TAKE MY BODY!

...

Uhmm... yeah. I do love her. Because she needs to have sex with me. WAIT, NO I WAS RANTING. FUCK IT. I'm out.

Hello. BakaNero here. Tonight I'll rant about this guy:

  Actually, no. Whatever the being known as Lady Gaga is, he/she/it's collected enough mixed reception to make this damn rant useless if I end up talking about her. Besides, I don't want to have to deal with the damn fanbase too. 

And speaking about the damn fanbase, it happens to be my subject/prey for tonight.

You see, as Gaga announced his/her/its concert here in the good ol' PH, moralfags and Gagafags (that's kinda redundant, huh?) sprung up left and right. One such example of a shitstorm that occurred because of this is right here.

Now, the problem was that people were a bit disagreeing. And that was because:

Moralfags: THINK OF THE CHILDREN! ALSO CHURCHES AND ILLUMINATI

Gagafags: ASSHOLES GOTTA LOOSEN UP AND JUST NOT WATCH HER. IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S GONNA BE IN TV OR ANYTHING [Notes: it is, assholes.] SHE'S A RESPECTABLE ARTIST!!! [Note: She's neither.]

Naturally a fan of shitstorms, I tried to get in on the action (bonus points to the guys who can find my name), only to find face-palming hilarity in a certain Osh who called the moralfags racist. Because, you know, religion? :sarcasticnudge:

But I'm not ranting about a single guy. I'm ranting because most of the people who commented there were basically too fucking lazy to read. You see, an argument in Facebook is like a lottery. When there's still a little number of people arguing, it's good; you get to voice your opinions out. You get a chance to win. But if you add more assholes in there, things get bleak. All of them, shit tons of jerks trying to preach and preach, not realizing they're taking away every opportunity for a good idea to be heard, because all the dumb ideas flood the good ones out. It goes on and fucking on, and nobody understands each other but they keep arguing anyway. It goes downhill from there.

But we all know arguing in Facebook is as useful as solar-powered night vision goggles. What's new? Well, the arguments really show what the hell is wrong with the country.

People are either too close-minded, too open-minded or have absolutely no mind.

Filipinos can't be hospitable to their fellow Filipinos but will lick the dirt off a foreigner's boots if they'd be allowed.

Fucking arguing in a Facebook page, that's fucking what.

It was also a bit sad, too think that nobody had the guts to stay inconclusive about all this. It's better than being too damn square or being too damn open about things.

miki here. I'm gonna rant about ponies and most fandoms in general.

Mostly ponies.

So here, have one.

Because we have 2 posts, bitch. Whatchu think about us, a blog that DOESN'T hate everything? Puh-lease.

FUCK YOU TUMBLRBOT. NO, JUST FUCK YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M RAEGING ALL OVER YOU. I... sorry... i-it's not like I'm attempting to be tsundere or anything... baka.

Here's the mandatory "First!" comment in every message box ever. Thanks for letting me ruin our first post, guys!