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me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud

“Truth or dare?” “Dare.” “Order me a pizza.”

I HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

triple text me when i’m not replying so i know ur feelin’ me

find someone who knows how to love you when you’re sad

Okay, but this is an excellent method to use when anyone is being inappropriate. Pretend that you don’t get it. Whether the comment is sexist, racist, sexual, misogynistic, inappropriate, off-color… watching them squirm as they try to explain and realize just how awful their comment was it is better than being angry about it.

Me being romantic: I miss giving you head

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

I’m a whole different story once I get comfortable with you

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that