Prince Siren

what if a fish could blog

theyd probably post about water

Not just that! Also other fish. Turns out, the spiky ones make you see things if you try to eat them. And my wonderful boyfriend! :D

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

new year, no more fish.

Hey :( We're already endangered, hasn't there been enough?

as long as their away from me its fine.

Well, whatever worm says I guess?

new year, no more fish.

Hey :( We're already endangered, hasn't there been enough?

What the fuck who drinks that

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

“it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him” gets me every time.

World Heritage Post

"uh huh. and why didn't you say anything about this when you were in the infinitely precarious position of being a child with practically no rights surrounded by adults who could have and would have and maybe even did gaslight and discount and argue over and bully and emotionally or physically or sexually abuse you into complying with their ideas of who you ought to be? hmm? why didn't you mention this at the time in your life when nobody would have taken you seriously or believed that you are an honest and trustworthy narrator of your experiences & identity? huh? 🤡"

very fucking telling that BOTH transfem posters here are banned.

This is transmisogyny!

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

You know when you're checking out a new fandom and you stumble across a writer/artist you loved in a previous fandom and it feels like running into a childhood friend at a bar

Running into the arms of trusted ao3 handles in a new tag like an airport greeting

technically it's only queerbait if it's leveraged for publicity. otherwise it's just sparkling "your ship didn't happen get over it"

Happy 10th birthday to the most popular post I’ve ever made. I have learned about so many aroace characters with the ability to fly from this post and I love that.

@aliteralchicken

While we all process the confirmation that Shoal has been overtaken by Labbu and what that will entail for the entire cast as we wait for May 2026, at the very least, Castle Swimmer editors have an incredible opportunity to pop off with the most awe-inspiring Just a Man edits you could ever conceive