just a silly lil creature & their silly lil things

How are my sweetie pees

“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

is it just me or have people really stopped writing tags under art reblogs

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

no

Call this guy the Mark Denier

no

Call this guy the Mark Replier

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

"trans people just name themselves after characters" as opposed to cis people who name their children after names in the bible

Sometimes our roommate gives a little bit of leftover canned tuna to the cats but because of this they run over and wait expectantly whenever they hear a can peel open even though they don’t eat wet food

Today I had to open a can of tomato sauce and there was a lot of impatient staring involved