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The tallest and strongest friendly Race of our wonderful world, Goliaths are known for being stoic and brutally honest.

They are large, wrinkle skinned mammals, with a notable trunk nose, tusks, and huge ears. They have two minor subraces, identified by the distinctive difference in their feet. Stump Footed Goliaths are also more likely to have smaller ears and be shorter. A scant few have head hair, the majority of which are females, though males do occasionally have hair as well. Their skin is lightly pebbled with tiny stony protrusions, giving them a strong hide.

Goliaths tattoo their lives on their skins, beginning at birth. The more tattoos a Goliath has, the more storied their lives. As most other races cannot pronounce their names (lack of trunk) they have nicknames given by their leaders (usually the most powerful and eldest female).

The majority live in nomadic communities, traveling the plains, mountains, and jungles of their territories. These communities are harsh, often leaving the ill or elderly behind. However, small sedentary communities have sprung up, and the wandering tribes leave the less fit in their care if possible.

A short bonus post for the Goblinoids - a Discord friend thought Goblins were otters, and it started a brain worm. Behold, the Costal Goblinoids!

Coastal Goblins are all browns instead of red-browns to dark grays, and like all Costal Goblinoids, have a thick, smooth coat and a large tail. Some even have webbed feet! Yosuke here is part of the Yamanarashi-Mura colony, having moved there with his wives Hikari and Chika, their children from their first marriage, and is father to Aoi from the previous story in the Goblinoid edition. He's a traditional Cormorant Fisher, and raised Koushi from an egg.

Aoi is very sweet, and looks like her birth ma Hikari. Has lots of new friends in West Windywhistle!

Coastal Hobgoblins are not monochrome, and universally have white to off white faces. They are shaggier, and their tails are very strong. Little Hobgoblings are very fluffy and soft. Daidai is Yosuke's main fish purchaser, running a small food stall in Yamanarashi-Mura. She's known for her knifework!

The misunderstood Goblinoids (named for their most populous subrace) are next on our documentation of the world's Races!

"Goblins are small, dexterous, and startlingly good at fighting. They travel in packs, armed with any weapon they can steal, and have hideous faces." At least that's what most would believe. Yes, they are small, yes they travel in packs, but most their weapons are smithed, and they cover their surprisingly adorable faces with intricate masks made to mimic larger creatures and predators. Goblins are fairly precocious young, usually working light jobs by age ten. They have a traditional dance involving flexible staffs, wild leaps, and clapping and stomping. They also craft and play flutes, ocarinas, trumpets, and other wind instruments to accompany their dances.

"Hobgoblins are mid sized, strong, and vicious fighters, often leading groups of Goblins in battle, and wear scavenged armor." Again, there is more to the story. Hobgoblins are indeed seen with Goblins, but are usually there as a hired pack mule, a babysitter, or as a client being escorted. Hobgoblins are more inclined to the magical arts, often becoming priests for the large pantheon of Deities worshiped by Goblinoids, and tend to the many small shrines that are scattered throughout their territories. They also tutor any who wish to learn the Mystic Arts, or those who have a natural talent. Hobgoblins love drums, and will play loud raucous performances before festivals and battles. Their hearing is slightly more sensitive, leading to higher tones being seen as very beautiful.

"Bugbears are large, violent, and brutish. They should be avoided at all costs." Bugbears are the largest Goblinoid, sometimes being mistaken as Orcs, but are also the most philosophical and thoughtful of the Goblinoids. They weave, they smith, they consider the order of the universe, and they do indeed battle mightily. They also are the premiere builders of the Goblinoids, crafting their tree homes and cavern halls. Hobgoblins favor the stringed instruments, and will dance beautifully in large groups.

Most Goblinoid communities are closed off and insular, but one village is becoming very popular after their discovery by some friendly Hobbits. A herd of young Hoblings found what they believed to be a strange baby animal stuck under a fallen tree, and hustled them home to their families. The head doctor of the village of West Windywhistle recognized them as a Goblin with a nasty broken leg, and healed the little lady up. She finally introduced herself to the children and doctor as as Aoi (after bribery with tasty meat pies), and Doctor J Springboard escorted the bandaged Gobling (and her troop of brand new friends and their parents) to the nearby redwood forest. They met a search party of Goblins and handed her off to the surprised and wary searchers, and if you could please let me check on her broken arm, and PLEASE can Aoi come and play with us when she's all better PRETTY PLEEEEEEEASE?

Harpies and Vampires are some of the most unusual races on our world, being reclusive in the wild and harmful in urban environments. AND no one knows what their sexes/genders are! Or how intelligent!This overview will stick to the known facts about "Varpies" and their mysterious third subrace.

Harpies are hairless scavengers in the unpopulated wilds, gorging on rotting corpses and fallen fruits. They are most active in the dawn and dusk, and on cloudy or stormy days. From what has been observed, they live in seaside cliff caves in small groups (unknown if they are families, mates, friends, or other) with one to three young. They have large visible quills on their wings, and have a food storage sack on their neck and chest; when engorged it resembles a Human bosom, leading to many believing all Harpies are feathered females. The seem to revere the wind, gathering in larger groups in stormy or windy weather, and cheering on hurricanes and tornadoes (from a distance).

Vampires are stealthy blood drinkers, waiting until a large animal (such as a deer, mammoth, or lost giant) is deep asleep, then using their fangs to create a small puncture, from which blood is drained. (Scholars disagree on how the blood is consumed, whether it's a sucking action or a scrape and lick, but let's agree to disagree on this) If the prey awakens, the Vampire uses their Hypnotic Gaze to send them to sleep again. They rarely kill their prey, but a half drained victim is vulnerable to other attacks. They live in the mountains, preferably those with deep woods. Their quills are smaller, and flat to the wing, but just as sharp. Vampires will steal small, shiny objects from prey if possible, and some even seem to target those with wealth. They gather in large numbers in the darkest nights, often only going out at night in general, but are mostly unharmed by the sun - though sunburns are commonly seen on desperate day hunters.

Both Harpies and Vampires are an important part of the wilder parts of the ecosystem; it's when these two meet towns or cities that the trouble starts. Harpies will attack anyone with food, and their claws and quills are often filthy enough that even one cut leads to infection. They also are carriers for the Ghoul Disease, leading to more rampant suffering, grave robbing, and even cannibalism. Vampires are seen as more dangerous in urban environments however; they begin to use their Hypnotic Gaze to lure in victims, and gorge themselves on blood and riches. The Vampirism Disease they carry is very well known, but the mental toll of the Vampire Gaze can lead to horrible mental issues.