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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

theyre lobsided

oh I see! yay!

there's no goddamn way this is like one of my 3 most reblogged posts ever. "why the ghosts call you family" and "no animals were harmed" fuckin standing on the podium next to "theyre lobsided"

What about the episode where Donald Trump forces the Wattersons to conform to what is Normal and Inoffensive or be forcefully relocated

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

We used to dunk on people asking random users on here questions they could’ve googled but now that every single google search gives you an AI generated response it’s actually better for the environment to just ask a random tumblr user and see what they have to say.

Ursula saved lives by taking Ariel’s voice so Ariel couldn’t lead ships to the rocks to crash and sink.

She was mermaid not a siren get ur fuckin lore right