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@theactualgir
Okay. So whoever thought it would be FUNNY to take ALL my dairy products from my fridge.
I am sending a bomb to your ip address.
did dib steal it or something?
Oh that sneaky-
DIBBBBB!!!!
HUHWHA-
WHATEVER IT IS I DIDNT DO IT
I did it π
OH?
GIR why????
I was hungry π
BUT THAT WAS ZIM'S!
You know what, it will be fine and I will choose to forget this IF you buy me another cheesecake. Here's Dib's debit card. *gives it to GIR*
Okay *buys the best cheesecake in the world*
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Okay. So whoever thought it would be FUNNY to take ALL my dairy products from my fridge.
I am sending a bomb to your ip address.
did dib steal it or something?
Oh that sneaky-
DIBBBBB!!!!
HUHWHA-
WHATEVER IT IS I DIDNT DO IT
I did it π
OH?
GIR why????
I was hungry π
Okay. So whoever thought it would be FUNNY to take ALL my dairy products from my fridge.
I am sending a bomb to your ip address.
did dib steal it or something?
Oh that sneaky-
DIBBBBB!!!!
HUHWHA-
WHATEVER IT IS I DIDNT DO IT
I did it π
I shall offer a sculpt of GIR as well now
We can never forget our favorite robot UvU
(I wonβt even try and add any fluffy cheeks cuz skill not that high for that ^^; )
Wow! You have a REAL talent for this! Zim shall display them both!! Much appreciated Reindeer!
@theactualgir come look!
WOW
Hey Zim
I made something for you while messing around with 3d modeling apps
(I still donβt know how to 3d model that well yet ^^; )
*gasp*
A MINIMOOSE? FOR ZIM?
I LOVE IT!!! ZIM THANKS YOU!
ZIM ZIM ZIM GIR FOUND A MINiMOOSE BLOG :D
@theminiestofthemooses
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*An explosion is heard, where Dib and Zim were. After a long time missing... She appears. Anavoig appears through the window, jumping inside.*
-" Miss me?"
*She asks, with a smirk.*
@paranormalmothman
*Zim is caught off guard*
WHO THE-
*he sees her and tears spike at the corner of his eyes*
ANAVOIG?! Y-YOU ARE BACK?!
*he runs up to her and hugs her*
ZIM MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!
(ooc - welcome back!!!)
Right, right, I was doing some special studies. *Anavoig says, patting Zim on the back.* And I have great news for you, Zim!
I'll be able to travel to your planet with you! I've been doing studies on oxygen storage and pressure in space. Now, I am fully prepared.
..Am I the only one worried on what the hell exploded??!
It was my ultra bike bro π Oh and also I kind of ran over Gir with it
X_X
Saw mha fake messages- HOW DO YOU DO IT?? Also Can you do one with mha boys(including mezo) with sick s/o
hii so the app i use is called memi messages
although it takes a bit of patience doing it TT
and for ur askk ofcc i can i just been a bit slow on answering submissions but i def will in the future
Okay thank you!
(ooc: hey, so anavoig says she will no longer be participating in the rp. please spread the word!)
[ooc]
Understood!! Wish the best for em!
Thanks for the info! I will miss her dearly
Helloooo! It's me again- uhm so about that AU- it's when the Human with a. Spark was born with it- BUT IT WAS BEAUTIFUL! But back to my Point. Can you do a Bayverse Ratchet x F! human with a spark reader BUT ON THEIR WEDDING DAY! Thank you!
Hi again! Glad to hear you enjoyed the fic of Ironhide x F/Human Reader. I really enjoy writing these AU's, and absolutely love the idea of a Cybertronian/Human marriage. Many apologies again for the long wait, and I hope you enjoy.
Sparks of Two Worlds
Ratchet had seen countless wonders across the stars, but nothing had prepared him for you-a human unlike any other. Your story began during the tumult of war when you was assigned as a medical researcher to Ratchet, ever the gruff and logical medic, initially dismissed you as 'another squishy scientist' who would hinder his efficiency. But it wasnβt long before you proved him wrong. Your first meeting was almost a clash of wills. You had discovered a way to improve Cybertronian regeneration protocols using Earth-based compounds. Ratchet, skeptical of human ingenuity, had grumbled at your interference. But when your method saved Bumblebee after a critical injury, Ratchet had begrudgingly acknowledged your brilliance. βI... underestimated you,β he admitted later, his voice tinged with both humility and admiration. βYouβre not the first,β you quipped, a playful smirk tugging at your lips.
Content: Autobot Ratchet x F/Human Reader. Fluff/Comfort.
Word Count: 1200
Inspired Song: Celestial- Ed Sheeran
Over months of working together, the professional respect you both shared evolved into something more profound. You had an innate understanding of Cybertronians that went beyond study or observation. Ratchet noticed how you'd hum softly to yourself, your tone vibrating with a resonance that seemed to soothe even the most irritable Autobots. You moved with a grace that was oddly familiar to him, a presence that was almost... Cybertronian.
And little did he know, how close he was to discovering the secret you've been carrying your whole life.
*Messaging Anavoig*
Hey Anavoig! I hope you have been well :3 How have your allergies been? I hope they are gone now so yk, we can hang again properly!
Anyways, Zim has something kind of important to talk to you about. Are you free to come see me at my house? Like, as soon as possible? <3
@deer-milkshake-999
*messaging Zim*
Hi Zim!
My allergies are being well treated, thank you for your concern.
And yes, I'll go to your house. Just wait for me to get ready.
[...]
*I appear in front of your house, knocking on your door.*
*he excitedly opens the door*
Hey! So glad you could make it!
*he gestures for her to sit down on the couch*
Zim is glad to hear that your allergies are better, that is a relief. And actually that is part of the reason I called you here. Zim has been thinking about our relationship..about me..and I came up with an idea.
However, it is a massive one. To commit to it, Zim would have to give up everything basically, b-but I'm willing to do it for you!
*he holds her hands and takes a deep breathe*
It is possible for Zim to become human.
The choice is yours Anavoig.
*I gasp with surprise*
...
A human? Are you serious?
But you hate humans! You always have! What made you change your mind? Are you afraid of getting caught, is that it?
*I ask, worried.*
No! It is not that! Zim still hates them. Well..most of them. You made Zim realise that not ALL humans are so bad.
I just thought that..everything in our relationship started going downhill AFTER I revealed my alien self. After the incident with your allergies, Zim had enough. I had to find a way that I could still be with you without any risks! And then it hit me. I could change my genetic make-up and become a human. A TRUE human! I would have to give up everything from my life, but I would be willing to do it for you.
Zim also thought you might..*he looks away*..prefer me that way..that maybe you would love me MORE if I was not an alien..
L-Look my point is, I can do it. I-I could not bring myself to just do it though. Zim wanted you to decide.
No! Never, Zim!
You should never give up on who you are, and who you love to be, for me! And stop being an idiot, you know I'll love you no matter what! Whether you're human or not, it won't change. After all, I also have an internalized hatred for my own species....
The point is, we must fight together with our differences, not change them.
*I say, cupping your face gently.*
*he looks into her eyes*
Okay okay, Zim won't do it. I appreciate that you do not mind..all this. *he chuckles to himself a little*
You know you are the only human I do not want to blast to bits. Zim really enjoys your company.
*he looks at her lips and blushes a little*
C-Can I?
*he says as he cups her face*
Thanks Zim.... *I say, chuckling, before kissing you gently.*
Promise me you'll never think of something like that again?
*he blushes deeper as he kisses her back*
Yes Zim promises.
*he smiles as he sits next to her and rests his head on her shoulder*
Can you stay with Zim tonight? I have felt kind of lonely lately and I keep having those bad dreams you humans have :(
Of course I can.
Nightmares? Shit, that sucks... *I pet your head, worried* What kind of nightmares?
Shit! :D
Yes Gir! SHIT!
SHIT SHIT SHIT
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Falls asleep randomly
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*Messaging Anavoig*
Hey Anavoig! I hope you have been well :3 How have your allergies been? I hope they are gone now so yk, we can hang again properly!
Anyways, Zim has something kind of important to talk to you about. Are you free to come see me at my house? Like, as soon as possible? <3
@deer-milkshake-999
*messaging Zim*
Hi Zim!
My allergies are being well treated, thank you for your concern.
And yes, I'll go to your house. Just wait for me to get ready.
[...]
*I appear in front of your house, knocking on your door.*
*he excitedly opens the door*
Hey! So glad you could make it!
*he gestures for her to sit down on the couch*
Zim is glad to hear that your allergies are better, that is a relief. And actually that is part of the reason I called you here. Zim has been thinking about our relationship..about me..and I came up with an idea.
However, it is a massive one. To commit to it, Zim would have to give up everything basically, b-but I'm willing to do it for you!
*he holds her hands and takes a deep breathe*
It is possible for Zim to become human.
The choice is yours Anavoig.
*I gasp with surprise*
...
A human? Are you serious?
But you hate humans! You always have! What made you change your mind? Are you afraid of getting caught, is that it?
*I ask, worried.*
No! It is not that! Zim still hates them. Well..most of them. You made Zim realise that not ALL humans are so bad.
I just thought that..everything in our relationship started going downhill AFTER I revealed my alien self. After the incident with your allergies, Zim had enough. I had to find a way that I could still be with you without any risks! And then it hit me. I could change my genetic make-up and become a human. A TRUE human! I would have to give up everything from my life, but I would be willing to do it for you.
Zim also thought you might..*he looks away*..prefer me that way..that maybe you would love me MORE if I was not an alien..
L-Look my point is, I can do it. I-I could not bring myself to just do it though. Zim wanted you to decide.
No! Never, Zim!
You should never give up on who you are, and who you love to be, for me! And stop being an idiot, you know I'll love you no matter what! Whether you're human or not, it won't change. After all, I also have an internalized hatred for my own species....
The point is, we must fight together with our differences, not change them.
*I say, cupping your face gently.*
*he looks into her eyes*
Okay okay, Zim won't do it. I appreciate that you do not mind..all this. *he chuckles to himself a little*
You know you are the only human I do not want to blast to bits. Zim really enjoys your company.
*he looks at her lips and blushes a little*
C-Can I?
*he says as he cups her face*
Thanks Zim.... *I say, chuckling, before kissing you gently.*
Promise me you'll never think of something like that again?
*he blushes deeper as he kisses her back*
Yes Zim promises.
*he smiles as he sits next to her and rests his head on her shoulder*
Can you stay with Zim tonight? I have felt kind of lonely lately and I keep having those bad dreams you humans have :(
Of course I can.
Nightmares? Shit, that sucks... *I pet your head, worried* What kind of nightmares?
Shit! :D
Yes Gir! SHIT!
SHIT SHIT SHIT
*Messaging Anavoig*
Hey Anavoig! I hope you have been well :3 How have your allergies been? I hope they are gone now so yk, we can hang again properly!
Anyways, Zim has something kind of important to talk to you about. Are you free to come see me at my house? Like, as soon as possible? <3
@deer-milkshake-999
*messaging Zim*
Hi Zim!
My allergies are being well treated, thank you for your concern.
And yes, I'll go to your house. Just wait for me to get ready.
[...]
*I appear in front of your house, knocking on your door.*
*he excitedly opens the door*
Hey! So glad you could make it!
*he gestures for her to sit down on the couch*
Zim is glad to hear that your allergies are better, that is a relief. And actually that is part of the reason I called you here. Zim has been thinking about our relationship..about me..and I came up with an idea.
However, it is a massive one. To commit to it, Zim would have to give up everything basically, b-but I'm willing to do it for you!
*he holds her hands and takes a deep breathe*
It is possible for Zim to become human.
The choice is yours Anavoig.
*I gasp with surprise*
...
A human? Are you serious?
But you hate humans! You always have! What made you change your mind? Are you afraid of getting caught, is that it?
*I ask, worried.*
No! It is not that! Zim still hates them. Well..most of them. You made Zim realise that not ALL humans are so bad.
I just thought that..everything in our relationship started going downhill AFTER I revealed my alien self. After the incident with your allergies, Zim had enough. I had to find a way that I could still be with you without any risks! And then it hit me. I could change my genetic make-up and become a human. A TRUE human! I would have to give up everything from my life, but I would be willing to do it for you.
Zim also thought you might..*he looks away*..prefer me that way..that maybe you would love me MORE if I was not an alien..
L-Look my point is, I can do it. I-I could not bring myself to just do it though. Zim wanted you to decide.
No! Never, Zim!
You should never give up on who you are, and who you love to be, for me! And stop being an idiot, you know I'll love you no matter what! Whether you're human or not, it won't change. After all, I also have an internalized hatred for my own species....
The point is, we must fight together with our differences, not change them.
*I say, cupping your face gently.*
*he looks into her eyes*
Okay okay, Zim won't do it. I appreciate that you do not mind..all this. *he chuckles to himself a little*
You know you are the only human I do not want to blast to bits. Zim really enjoys your company.
*he looks at her lips and blushes a little*
C-Can I?
*he says as he cups her face*
Thanks Zim.... *I say, chuckling, before kissing you gently.*
Promise me you'll never think of something like that again?
*he blushes deeper as he kisses her back*
Yes Zim promises.
*he smiles as he sits next to her and rests his head on her shoulder*
Can you stay with Zim tonight? I have felt kind of lonely lately and I keep having those bad dreams you humans have :(
Of course I can.
Nightmares? Shit, that sucks... *I pet your head, worried* What kind of nightmares?
Shit! :D
Yes Gir! SHIT!
SHIT SHIT SHIT
*Messaging Anavoig*
Hey Anavoig! I hope you have been well :3 How have your allergies been? I hope they are gone now so yk, we can hang again properly!
Anyways, Zim has something kind of important to talk to you about. Are you free to come see me at my house? Like, as soon as possible? <3
@deer-milkshake-999
*messaging Zim*
Hi Zim!
My allergies are being well treated, thank you for your concern.
And yes, I'll go to your house. Just wait for me to get ready.
[...]
*I appear in front of your house, knocking on your door.*
*he excitedly opens the door*
Hey! So glad you could make it!
*he gestures for her to sit down on the couch*
Zim is glad to hear that your allergies are better, that is a relief. And actually that is part of the reason I called you here. Zim has been thinking about our relationship..about me..and I came up with an idea.
However, it is a massive one. To commit to it, Zim would have to give up everything basically, b-but I'm willing to do it for you!
*he holds her hands and takes a deep breathe*
It is possible for Zim to become human.
The choice is yours Anavoig.
*I gasp with surprise*
...
A human? Are you serious?
But you hate humans! You always have! What made you change your mind? Are you afraid of getting caught, is that it?
*I ask, worried.*
No! It is not that! Zim still hates them. Well..most of them. You made Zim realise that not ALL humans are so bad.
I just thought that..everything in our relationship started going downhill AFTER I revealed my alien self. After the incident with your allergies, Zim had enough. I had to find a way that I could still be with you without any risks! And then it hit me. I could change my genetic make-up and become a human. A TRUE human! I would have to give up everything from my life, but I would be willing to do it for you.
Zim also thought you might..*he looks away*..prefer me that way..that maybe you would love me MORE if I was not an alien..
L-Look my point is, I can do it. I-I could not bring myself to just do it though. Zim wanted you to decide.
No! Never, Zim!
You should never give up on who you are, and who you love to be, for me! And stop being an idiot, you know I'll love you no matter what! Whether you're human or not, it won't change. After all, I also have an internalized hatred for my own species....
The point is, we must fight together with our differences, not change them.
*I say, cupping your face gently.*
*he looks into her eyes*
Okay okay, Zim won't do it. I appreciate that you do not mind..all this. *he chuckles to himself a little*
You know you are the only human I do not want to blast to bits. Zim really enjoys your company.
*he looks at her lips and blushes a little*
C-Can I?
*he says as he cups her face*
Thanks Zim.... *I say, chuckling, before kissing you gently.*
Promise me you'll never think of something like that again?
*he blushes deeper as he kisses her back*
Yes Zim promises.
*he smiles as he sits next to her and rests his head on her shoulder*
Can you stay with Zim tonight? I have felt kind of lonely lately and I keep having those bad dreams you humans have :(
Of course I can.
Nightmares? Shit, that sucks... *I pet your head, worried* What kind of nightmares?
Shit! :D
*Messaging Anavoig*
Hey Anavoig! I hope you have been well :3 How have your allergies been? I hope they are gone now so yk, we can hang again properly!
Anyways, Zim has something kind of important to talk to you about. Are you free to come see me at my house? Like, as soon as possible? <3
@deer-milkshake-999
*messaging Zim*
Hi Zim!
My allergies are being well treated, thank you for your concern.
And yes, I'll go to your house. Just wait for me to get ready.
[...]
*I appear in front of your house, knocking on your door.*
*he excitedly opens the door*
Hey! So glad you could make it!
*he gestures for her to sit down on the couch*
Zim is glad to hear that your allergies are better, that is a relief. And actually that is part of the reason I called you here. Zim has been thinking about our relationship..about me..and I came up with an idea.
However, it is a massive one. To commit to it, Zim would have to give up everything basically, b-but I'm willing to do it for you!
*he holds her hands and takes a deep breathe*
It is possible for Zim to become human.
The choice is yours Anavoig.
*I gasp with surprise*
...
A human? Are you serious?
But you hate humans! You always have! What made you change your mind? Are you afraid of getting caught, is that it?
*I ask, worried.*
No! It is not that! Zim still hates them. Well..most of them. You made Zim realise that not ALL humans are so bad.
I just thought that..everything in our relationship started going downhill AFTER I revealed my alien self. After the incident with your allergies, Zim had enough. I had to find a way that I could still be with you without any risks! And then it hit me. I could change my genetic make-up and become a human. A TRUE human! I would have to give up everything from my life, but I would be willing to do it for you.
Zim also thought you might..*he looks away*..prefer me that way..that maybe you would love me MORE if I was not an alien..
L-Look my point is, I can do it. I-I could not bring myself to just do it though. Zim wanted you to decide.
Zim can be dumb dumb
*Messaging Anavoig*
Hey Anavoig! I hope you have been well :3 How have your allergies been? I hope they are gone now so yk, we can hang again properly!
Anyways, Zim has something kind of important to talk to you about. Are you free to come see me at my house? Like, as soon as possible? <3
@deer-milkshake-999
*messaging Zim*
Hi Zim!
My allergies are being well treated, thank you for your concern.
And yes, I'll go to your house. Just wait for me to get ready.
[...]
*I appear in front of your house, knocking on your door.*
*he excitedly opens the door*
Hey! So glad you could make it!
*he gestures for her to sit down on the couch*
Zim is glad to hear that your allergies are better, that is a relief. And actually that is part of the reason I called you here. Zim has been thinking about our relationship..about me..and I came up with an idea.
However, it is a massive one. To commit to it, Zim would have to give up everything basically, b-but I'm willing to do it for you!
*he holds her hands and takes a deep breathe*
It is possible for Zim to become human.
The choice is yours Anavoig.
*I gasp with surprise*
...
A human? Are you serious?
But you hate humans! You always have! What made you change your mind? Are you afraid of getting caught, is that it?
*I ask, worried.*
No! It is not that! Zim still hates them. Well..most of them. You made Zim realise that not ALL humans are so bad.
I just thought that..everything in our relationship started going downhill AFTER I revealed my alien self. After the incident with your allergies, Zim had enough. I had to find a way that I could still be with you without any risks! And then it hit me. I could change my genetic make-up and become a human. A TRUE human! I would have to give up everything from my life, but I would be willing to do it for you.
Zim also thought you might..*he looks away*..prefer me that way..that maybe you would love me MORE if I was not an alien..
L-Look my point is, I can do it. I-I could not bring myself to just do it though. Zim wanted you to decide.
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*sad mourning sounds as Cogman x Reader stories are hard to find*
TAAAACOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
YAAYYYY EVENTHOUGHILIKEBURRITOSMORETHANTACOS TAAAACCOOOOOOSSS!!!!
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