The Absurdity of remoG

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Sometimes I send snap chats to myself so my phone goes off and I have at least a millisecond of joy before I remember how lame life is

I would like to apologize to tumblr for all my bad/annoying posts. The 1st step is to admit you have a problem

GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! Because I ran out of beer and live in my parents basemen

Staying in on the weekends would be better if I drank more beer and did so naked . . .

ever have one of those "OMG I'm so clever" moments, go back and reread your tweets and walk away thinking "Damn I should change my identity"

today the museum opens for the season. I'm hoping for some super sexy bearded young male teachers who com from rich family's to come in

Nothing like living w/ your parents to remind you of suppressed Childhood memories. Thanks procreators for making me feel like shit

I just googled how many calories you burn while working retail. Sadly I don't burn many calories while I fold panties

Hey KU I know 3 people who have gotten their grad school acceptance letters already where is mine! I'm sick of waiting on you!!!

A year after getting stitches on my hand I still have a good stock pile of princess band aids and this makes me happy

Kinda sorta regret that Taco Bell. Sorry JCP

The most adult thing I've done since I got off work was pull up to the liquor store blaring Taylor swift and getting Taco Bell

I need the day off work, a giant window to sit in front of, some Irish coffee and a good book to make this rainy day perfect

When I watch mad men I think "I wish I could drink like that" and then I think "how does their stomach not hurt all the time"

This weeks been shitty. it's only Tuesday. You can find me in my parents basement eating little Debbie's drinking coffee ale.

yesterday a lady implied that I was racist, gave me a hug, said I was skinny and pretty all in 5 mins of a conversation. . .