Thea Cameron

You should probably be careful who you talk to like that. I’ll just roll my eyes at you but other people will bust your lip open.

Oh my god, sorry, I didn't mean you. I was talking to the dick who just pushed in front of you in the queue. Blame caffeine-withdrawal, maybe?

You looking to get punched? What the fuck warrented this?

Um you, shoving me out of the way in your life-or-death hurry to get to the coffee queue. Jeez, at least pretend to have some manners.

That’s funny, was thinking the same thing. Add prude to it, and we’ll be on the extract same page.

*hangs up* Dude what the fuck? I don't even know you. Do you just walk the streets insulting random people? Because clearly I was on the phone, not talking to you.

Hey, I put these on especially for your visit, you should be grateful. As for pathetic; you should have seen me trying to jerk off about a half hour ago, it was like a blind fish in a desert trying to bake a souffle.

Thanks for the mental image, douche. I bet you talk sexy to all the girls who bring you food and booze. Here, don't drink the whole bottle at once. 

micah-lancaster: Nobody can get in there for the time being and I’m not sure how long it will be until anyone can. I mean, they have to get rid of the debris, and then try to med everything up, it could take years. I’m staying with my sister for now, back where I used to live when I first came here and trying to figure out what to do. It would be needless to say that they might be needing their fix more than ever right now.

Oh, is that so? And are you often hungry? Is this a permanent state of being? See, I was thinking chess would be a viable option, but, really, such a shame there isn’t a set in sight.

You know it's really not polite to tease someone who's had 2 hours sleep and about 20 calories in the last 3 days.  They don't stand a chance. Now if you'd caught me on a good day, I'd have a very witty comeback for you.