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bellasauruss

oh um yea thats pretty ugly

#tiny dragon

fangorn-forest

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

paperjoshi

on it boss

paperjoshi

trapped in the catacombs boss

byjove

this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom

bluttto

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

bokuwaboku-datte

Eridians must be absolutely amazed that Grace can be woken up before his sleep cycle is finished. They take advantage of this and fit the biodome's bedroom with a remotely-triggered alarm system, so if something ever goes wrong with the life support systems while Grace is asleep, they can wake him up and have him move to safety. But, being that their sleep is more like a deep dormancy, they WAY overestimate what it takes to forcibly wake someone up.

The first time they have to use it (over something stupid like a tiny ammonia leak), Grace wakes up to like three different foghorns and a hundred camera flashes going off at once and is like HOLY GEEZ THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US

(eta: check out the multiple wonderful arts of this made by cosmo-vostok, goodieprocter, scrambled-aegis, and couponsfortherapyplz! you all are awesome :D)

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27thfirefly

subtextjob from a girl with huge implications

badassdemonsword

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

minmos

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

o-craven-canto

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

hometoursandotherstuff

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

I love watching the Magnus protocol and being like wow I hope my favorite characters are okay and don’t die or anything terrible happen to them like I haven’t seen the Magnus archives before this and I don’t know where this is going

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BLOODYMARY REVERSE AU! BLOODYMARY REVERSE AU! BLOODYMARY REVERSE AU!

animentality

frogayyyy

Spin this wheel twice... These are your new roommates at Starfleet Academy!

How do you feel about this?

AMAZING!!!! This is the best case scenario

Great! I like both of these people

Good.

Eh... Could be better, but it could be worse

Bad. I'm not going to enjoy this year

TERRIBLE. Someone will end up dead

I'm dropping out

other/nuance/secret whatever option

Remaining time: 4 days 22 hours

if one/both of your new roommates is a child you assume responsibility of that child

if you get the same person twice, you have to live with both of them

frogayyyy

there's actually only one best case scenario

pom-seedss

Katherine Pulaski and Lwaxana Troi??

No. We will all be dying by the end of the first week. I am not going to put up with that immovable object vs unstoppable force bullshit for an entire semester.

garaks-padded-cell

I got morn and nog im gonna kill myself

the-writing-goblin

Geordi and Tom Paris. I feel like Geordi would be a good roommate but it doesn't matter bc while Tom Paris isn't the WORST option he's still going to be deeply, deeply annoying to room with.

spockvarietyhour

To expand on an old idea of Siddig el Fadil as the Doctor imagine Colm Meaney as a Time Lord, but he has the same love/hate relationship with his Tardis as Miles does with the station.

unamccormack

Colm Meaney as the Master to Sid’s Doctor, please.

tinsnip

where the hell is “going somewhere mister bashir??” when you need it

biblicallyaccuratemoth

I have no qualms with cishet people being mistakenly called queer post-mortem if it means that trans people who lived and died in the wrong bodies or people who repressed their sexualities their entire lives can receive even a whisper of the kindness they deserved in life after they're gone

Also btw if you think misgendering someone dead is disrespectful to their spirit, then I have something to tell you about millions of trans people who have lived and died on this wretched Earth whose true names will never be known

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there are a lot of reasons why someone might become transgender but the most common one is to acquire more powerful sword techniques

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Or to subvert a prophesy in a way that plays on the audience’s expectation of genre cliches! also very common!

wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

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