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What are your top 5 songs currently?
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⊠ââ Send Me an Angel by Real Life ...I happened upon it while writing Tamsy fanfiction and used it for the fic, but I find it extremely catchy and love to sing along.
⊠ââ Honey Boy by Purple Disco Machine (feat. Nile Rodgers & Shenseea) ...by a new favourite band of mine, there isn't really an attachment, just makes me want to dance.
⊠ââ Tell It to My Heart by Taylor Dayne ...i love to imagine myself skateboarding or rollerskating along a busy pier on a nice day while the plays in my headphones.
⊠ââ Substitution by Purple Disco Machine & Kungs (feat. Julian Perretta) ...genuinely just cant help but want to dance, the beats this band makes are so wonderful.
⊠ââ Fernando by ABBA ...apparently im in a dancing mood because most of these are just about dancing. i do lip sync to this one dramatically like the first song.
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(yes, I do watch a lot of animes)
Rocket - BURNOUT SYNDROMES
I am still listening the whole Dr. Stone openings/endings playlist like my life depends on it. It's just so good.
lulu. - Mrs. Green Apple
It gives me so much energy and joy. Definitely playing a few times during workouts.
Anytime Anywhere - Milet
It's just soothing and heals my soul.
A Thousand Years - John Michael Howell
I'm a sucker for love songs. This one hits just right.
BETELGEUSE - Yuuri
One of the first japanese song I fell in love with, and still thriving in my heart. The lyrics are great, and the beat gives me life.
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WAKE UP, BAD BATCH NATION!!
All the different layers and stuff I made for my Marauder piece :D hope it helps anyone who is struggling to understand The Marauder's layout :D
So my beta reader for the Big Fics is an astrophysicist, right. Who is currently also writing a hard sci-fi novel about the exploration of Phobos (more power to them, I cannot with the physics required for that, best I can do is soft sci-fi/fantasy and that reminds me I should finish that story).
Anyway I was bitching about how hard it is to come up with feasible planets in Star Wars because sometimes you need a new planet from scratch and sometimes you need to know more about a planet than the 'has jungles, is probably a moon technically' than Wookieepedia will give you, and they're like 'oh yeah I can do something about that'.
So they've written (in Matlab but they swear it will run as a .exe as well and I may be conscripted to embed it as a web tool at some point) a star system generator.
You input what you know about the planet (ecosystem, population, sun colour, does it have liquid water, does it have a moon or moons, is it a moon or moons, temperature averages, atmosphere, you get me) and it will give you the... everything else about the star system, in obedience to real-universe physics. And if you input nothing you get a randomly generated star system.
And Iâm like oh I know people who will be into this with a vengeance, and they're not on Tumblr, so this is me seeing who exactly would be keen on, and I cannot stress this enough, a real-physics comprehensive star system generator.
It's still in the debugging phase (last error fixed: every planet wants to have a population of exactly 5000 regardless of other factors, turned out to be a missing equals sign somewhere), but I'm psyched for this and trying to gauge interest for how high a priority 'make this an accessible web tool' needs to be.
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Havoc Marauder Interior
Someone made a post about this a while ago but apparently they de-activated so it is possibly lost to the mists of time. Here is what I put together for myself as a writing reference. Image heavy, meta heavy.
Last edit: 2025/08/13
Edits: Replaced garbage text layout with actual ship overhead. Realized the two concept art images face different directions. This likely explains the magical moving jump seats. Also added discussion of a cargo hold. Added discussion of ship dimensions (specifically length). Replaced old guesstimates with numbers from Dawn of Rebellion. Added commentary about the magical seat. Added comment about the belly airlock and updated the floor plan. Added commentary regarding a possible galley based on TBB Sanctuary and the concept art.
I think people under- and over-estimate the Marauder's interior potential. Given its overall size and intended use (transporting about 10-15 troops plus assorted equipment and providing air support in a forward area), there's not much room left for creature comforts.
Except the Batch aren't 10-15 people, they're 5, and the shuttle is referred to as modified numerous times. This leaves plenty of room to make assumptions and freeform. So, as to what we have actual, visual evidence for from episodes and concept art, here is a rudimentary floor plan:
An important point about the two concept art images: they do NOT face the same direction. The top image faces to the aft/back of the ship, i.e. the tailgun. The second image faces to the fore/front of the ship.
Number Key 1: We know this is where the ramp and door are located from War Mantle and Metamorphsis.
2: We know about this upper storage area from Cut and Run
3: The aft of the ship surrounding the tailgun has changed visual from TCW s07e02 and various TBB episodes (see below in the Meta section under 'Quarters').
4: Access to a floor hatch with a narrow, vertical 'airlock' can be seen briefly in Bounty Lost.
The Airlock
With thanks to @megmca for reminding me of this: there's a narrow, belly-hatch airlock. We see it briefly in Bounty Lost, when they attach to the escape pod Omega has commandeered and Wrecker brings her in.
For all of you wondering what airlock-access the ship has, this is it.
The Magically Appearing/Disappearing Seat
In Cut and Run we have this moment with Hunter and Omega, but in most other shots each of these consoles has only one seat (eg. Tech and Echo in prior frames). I think this is actually NOT a magically appearing seat. I think it's the other console seat, because I suspect they can be moved. I base this one this shot from Replacements:
That looks like a seat with a moveable base.
Obviously this is bad design for a ship which is doing barrel rolls and what-not, so I have to assume they're magnetically locked. Even if it is the same seat, in the shots right before that one above, Omega walks up and it's not in that space. So it's almost like the scene was longer and was shortened, and we missed a few frames of her or Hunter unlocking it and moving it over.
Meta Discussions
tl;dr: I think of the Marauder as a small fishing vessel or a van-conversion RV. You can put a lot into a small space if you get creative.
Bathroom I know the writers have made weird assertions there isn't one and omg they all smell gross from no hygiene but that makes zero sense. Soldiers are constantly under stress, they're getting injured, they need to stay clean when possible or they're going to get sick and die from a systemic infection in short order. Anyone who's glanced in the general direction of military history knows this. You can argue about clone expendibility all you want but the Batch minimally qualify in that regard, being Nala Se's pet project. Can you imagine losing one of them to a staph infection because there's nowhere for them to bust out some no-rinse antimicrobial soap or get their scalp clean? I'm not saying they'll be doing photoshoots in between missions (well maybe Hunter would ) but, come on. (And are you going to tell me Mr. Sensor Sensoria is cool with doing long hauls with 4 people who don't bathe? Just, no.)
But that much aside, anyone who's ever been in an RV, a commercial airliner, or a modest-sized sea vessel knows you can cram a bathroom into a tiny space. Yes, you're going to be spinning in circles doing things, but the benefits of a spot to clean up, manage waste, and tend to injuries far outweigh any other use of that area. So regardless of what the writers say, a transport without a minimal refresher (to use the SW term) is counter to the ship's designed use. It has to be able to accommodate Wrecker, of course, but in the end it can double as storage when not in use. There is zero reason to not have one. Added to this, we now officially have a length for the Marauder, which is 30.3 meters (see below). RVs which are 1/5 of that size have bathrooms. You're going to tell me the Marauder doesn't?
If nothing else, since the TCW episodes and the beginning of S1 have pointed to them going on extended deployments with long hops between stops, they're going to need one or constantly be handling waste in much less efficient and sustainable ways.
Added to all of this, it's specifically called a modified variant of an Omicron. We're probably meant to think this means 'Tech would like to fly faster than the GAR and ship engineers think is reasonable for a shuttle' but IMO it extends to changes like this as well. So, there's a refresher in there, feel free to choose a spot. Right across from the fold out racks is a good candidate because in most imagery it's just weapons storage, and there's an entire upper-deck space which you could use for that.
Galley - updated 2025/08/13 The novel Sanctuary, which is set just after the events of s02e13 Pabu, suggests the Marauder has a galley, as well as places to sit around a table and quarters for Hunter. Regarding the galley, though I'd previously indicated I didn't think there was a space for something like that, in looking over the concept art from the TCW arc I noticed something.
These two areas I've outlined might actually represent storage spaces with roll-up doors. I base this on their visual design, the mention of a galley in the novel, and the fact that amidships on the Marauder is quite narrow. This could be why: if those walls open up, they could easily hold storage, a sink, a small cooktop, even a refresher. Tight fit, but workable.
You can also make an argument the Batch (and all clone units) have cook kits for improvised eating in the field; in the Batch's case I suspect that's a given, as they'd just start doing it because who's going to stop them? Additionally, the sheer amount of rations you would need to carry around to feed Wrecker would be ridiculous. (Remember when Wrecker talks about never being full in S2E13? I feel like this is an indication they did and still do, in fact, have to improvise a lot of additional caloric intake. Hunter probably thought Cut and Suu's farm was a genius idea. 'Grow your own food! Wrecker will never be hungry again! Fucking incredible.' Then Tech got the ship impounded.)
If that's not the original use of these two areas, I think you can argue for one being added, like with the refresher. Otherwise what is this space going to?
Table - added 2025/08/13 TBB Sanctuary suggests the presence of a table for eating at. Although we never see one in the show, it's easy enough to have a stowable table; similar to the mysterious mobile chair, it would be magnetically locked when in use, and pulled down/set aside otherwise. It could be placed between the jump seats.
Quarters - added 2025/08/13 TBB Sanctuary suggests the presence of a room for Hunter. Bearing in mind that on smaller vessels one's 'quarters' amount to not much more than a closet housing a footlocker and a rack to sleep on, you could theoretically argue they did something like this where the gun racks are shown to be in the TCW arc. There's a large capsule shape on the wall which is gone in TBB, making this whole spot look more like it might be the world's least comfortable room.
This doesn't really look like it would work, but I suppose you can argue for it in the 'the Marauder is as big or small as it needs to be' writing perspective.
Beds As you can see in the concept art above, there are at least 3 racks that fold out from the wall on the port side. They're at a minimum wide enough to accommodate Wrecker, they may also be long enough for him to not need to curl up (unclear because in this shot from Bounty Lost his knees are bent and he's hugging Lula):
Three is a weird number since originally there were four of them. I figure the options here are:
The pilot/copilot/second row seats all look 100% more comfortable than the racks. We actually see Tech sleeping in one, at one point, so this has actual evidence to support it.
It's war time, they're never all asleep simultaneously. Someone is always flying the ship or on watch.
The floor is in effect the same as a rack, arguably preferable as you can't fall off it in the event Something Happens while you're out. So, one of them might actually be ON the floor sometimes.
(Added 2025/08/13) Per TBB Sanctuary, the depth of the access ladder to the tailgun could indicate there are two 'rooms' flanking it, offering some super uncomfortable sleeping arrangements.
They're not really intended to sleep on the ship for extended periods, but narratively we're lead to believe they have, many times, and needed to make adjustments to it as a result. Notice how quickly Wrecker whipped up a bed for Omega? IMO, not the first time they've done something like that--they did it for themselves first.
Cargo Hold Based on that screenshot of Omega above and the below shot from Cut and Run, the 'hold' of the ship is actually a storage area overhead, running the length of the ship. In that shot above of the rack, there are a series of yellow rungs which imply you can climb up somewhere on the port side. This is probably alternate access to that same overhead storage space.
In Cut and Run we see Echo, Omega, and Tech hide in it, coming back out from a slide-open hatch:
Given Tech's height this is probably somewhere around 1.5m high.
We can be reasonably certain the hold isn't under the ship, or at least storage there is minimal, due to a couple of things:
In all instances where the hyperdrive has been pulled, it's under the ship on the belly, and takes up a reasonable amount of space. Eg., in Retrieval, here's a bunch of stuff which has been pulled from the ship:
In instances where they're working on the ship from the outside, like in Cornered, the sides and belly never have panels open which contain empty space unless the ship's hardware have been removed to reach something:
So, the cargo hold is probably that space on the top from Cut and Run. It doesn't have much room; reasonably speaking, the area with the weapons and sleeping racks was probably a cargo hold as well, they just converted it to a more general purpose area. (So IMO this is a stronger argument for putting a commercial airliner-style bathroom in place of the weapons racks, particularly once they bail on the Empire.)
Dimensions - updated 11/3/23 Dawn of Rebellion has a Bad Batch section, and indicates the Marauder is 30.3m in length, 36.65m wide (presumably with the wings extended, and 12.41m tall (this probably includes the central stabilizer).
I will edit this to update it as we get more pictures. Since the toys that I know of have no basis the show from an internal perspective I didn't include anything from them.
Image sources:
All screencaps by me. Use at will.
Marauder underlay
Bad Batch Concept Art, Marauder Interior
Paradise - a Bad Batch Fic
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âIâd be lying if I said I didn't volunteer for this moment.â Maeve said quietly as she peeled her stare from the clones and looked out over her home. âItâs not often we get new visitors. Their first moments remind me of my own. I try to relive it vicariously through others.â
Her soft expression met Omegaâs wild one. âI was about your age when I arrived. Still, there isnât really getting used to it.â
I was interested in the first chap but that second one got me hooked. I know I am going to religiously read every chapter. This is so amazingly written, the pace, the descriptions, I love it all. The premise is very interesting, but like Hunter, I feel like its too good. Very unsettling when you're a soldier used to seeing the bad side everywhere. And when you're a writer who lives writing angst. I see the angst potential here and I'm on my toes.
Looking forward for what happens next! I'd love to join the taglist if possible (please), otherwise I'll just keep an eye out đ
Happy Star Wars Day âïž
today marks 2 years since the tbb s3 finale đ„ș
TWO? Good grief my joints hurt
đ where did the time go?????
I miss them sm
Reader x Crosshair. Reader is very sensitive and doesn't take Crosshair's jabs well, even though she tries to hide it bc she rationally knows Crosshair is like that with everyone and it's not that deep. Meanwhile Crosshair is unaware until he finds her crying at night. Then some soft!Crosshair and hurt/comfort with a confession
wounds
crosshair x fem reader summary: secret softie crosshair regrets being mean to you warnings: some hurtcomfort a/n: so like let's ignore the fact that hunter probably heard this whole interaction and chose to keep his peace. sensitive girlies, professional criers please RISE.
crosshair doesn't mean to be so cruel. the others have a much easier time brushing off his quiet, sarcastic hostility as he snickers under his breath at the clear disconnect between what he thinks is comical and what you think is normal. your heart twists in encroaching agony every time you feel like you've done something wrongâlike you've fucked up and he's always there to catch you in a mockery. his words, his looks, his wounds all tear through your skin, constantly bubbling up until one night, you can't swallow it down anymore. you feel like you'll choke otherwise.
you wipe your tears furiously as the knocking against the door gets more impatient. your reflection is red and tear-streaked, yet another embarrassment you accept that crosshair will have a field day out of. he stands outside the tiny refresher shared amongst the six of you with his arms folded across his chest, clearly unimpressed at how long you holed yourself up in there. you cast your head down, hoping to escape this moment just like you wish to disappear from his scrutiny.
"sorry, it's all yours," you whisper hoarsely. you wince, deciding it's better not to speak.
crosshair scoffs through a yawn. "go to bed."
you nod, avoiding his gaze that seems to pierce right through you. you hurry back to your bunk, not knowing that crosshair lingers outside the refresher, still looking in your direction. an uncomfortable knot settles in his gut, intuitively indicative of something he can't quite put his finger on. he can tell you're acting off, though. he knows you well enoughâperhaps more than he likes to admit.
the marauder is dark and silent, other than wrecker's snoring from a few bunks over. you hear crosshair come back, his footsteps light and nimble like a cat. but instead of sinking back down into his warm blankets, he sits at the foot of your mattress and glances down at the cocoon you've wrapped yourself up in to hide your face.
you hold your breath. he sighs, the sound thin and exasperated. "i know you're awake," he says tersely.
"am not," you reply, your voice muffled under the covers.
he raises an eyebrow while the corner of his mouth twitches in amusement. his long, careful fingers find your ankle and wrap around it, tugging slightly. your breath hitches in surprise, and you try to wiggle out of his grip. it's a childish attempt, but it leaves both of you trying not to laugh as the others try to sleep peacefully for once.
"crosshair, let go." you pause. "i'll kick you. i'm serious."
he squeezes your ankle playfully. "i'd like to see you try."
you groan under your breath. "crosshair, please..."
he's quiet. not unlikely for him, but you feel the silence suddenly weigh on this conversation. his voice is oddly gentle when he says, "look at me."
his fingers loosen around your ankle like a truce. you swallow hard, wondering if he's caught onto you. your blankets fall away from your figure as you sit up, letting your eyes adjust to the darkness. he's nothing but a tall shadow at the end of your bunk at first.
"it's too dark to see anything," you mumble, lying back down on your side, "you can call me ugly in the morning."
crosshair stills. his enhanced vision allows him to see you better than you can see him, but he's not sure what stops his heart moreâthe sight of your swollen, puffy eyes, or your words.
"and why would i do that?"
you close your eyes. "forget it. i'm sorry."
you feel the bunk dip under his weight as he shifts closer, slow like he's almost...scared. you nearly jump out of your skin when his fingertips brush the skin under your eyes, where some tears still slip through, cascading down your cheeksâthe ones he's thought about kissing more times than he can count.
"i fucked up," he mutters, "didn't i."
you take a shaky breath and try to shake your head. "mm-mm. it's not youâit's just meâi'm..." your tears drown out your words in a surge, and you press your face into your pillow to stop yourself from making a sound. crosshair's hand smoothes over the top of your head, gently threading through your hair as guilt tangles with the knot inside of his stomach.
"bullshit," he says quietly. "it's never you."
you rub your eyes and look at him. "huh?" you whimper. this time, it's his turn to avoid your gaze. he sucks his teeth and shakes his head, hanging it low. his hand slides down from your hair to to your face, where he cups your cheek and slowly swipes away some stray tears. your eyes widen at how soft his touch feels, how his skin warms yours despite having the coldest heart you know.
"my brothers are gonna skin me alive if they find out i made you cry," crosshair murmurs.
you can't help but smile at this remark. "yeah, well, your brothers actually like me."
"who says i don't like you?"
you scoff incredulously as he draws his hand away to adjust the blankets over your shoulders. "oh, come on, you hate my guts."
crosshair tilts his head to the side a bit. "and this upsets you."
"i'm not upset."
he stares at you before nodding. "right," he says slowly, his familiar sarcasm dripping from his tongue.
you pull your blankets up to your chin with a hurt frown. "i just...i feel like you're always mad. at me."
"i'm an ass. it has nothing to do with you."
you can't help but laugh at how bluntly he says this. "so you admit it."
"hm?"
"that you're an ass."
crosshair squeezes your shoulder. "don't tell the others."
you laugh again, realizing he has a more playful side than you gave him credit for. he brings a finger to your lips as if he's shushing you, and you remember to keep quiet. your eyes lock, and both of your gazes seem to crinkle into knowing smiles, but his still feels heavy with regret.
"i won't," you whisper, reaching up to wrap your pinky finger around his. "it's our little secret."
he exhales a quiet chuckle. "good." his eyes soften, and he just looks at you for a moment before he speaks again. "i never meant to hurt you."
you bring your locked pinkies close to your chest. "i know," you tell him.
his lips part like he wants to say something else, but his words get stuck in his throat. quiet is usually his comfort, his natural state of being when conversations fail to interest him. only now, he wishes he could come up with something moreâsomething better. perhaps the sweet things wrecker might've said, or the honest truths tech could've suggested. the right words hunter would've known to use, or the apology echo would've given despite his pride. crosshair finds it all to be so foreign, like a language he doesn't yet speak. but that doesn't mean he can't try, in his own way.
he leans down and brushes his lips against your forehead. the kiss lingers before he pulls back, silently stretching out of your bunk to disappear into the refresher. your eyes flutter closed, thinking that's the end of this moment, as you hear some water running. he proves you wrong when you feel a cold, wet towel drape over your eyes to help with the swelling. his thin fingers gingerly press down, touching you so delicately it's like he's worried he'll break you all over again.
"i'm okay," you whisper, "just go to sleep..."
"you first," he whispers back.
you sigh and reach for him, lacing your fingers around his free hand. he startles a bit, but tries not to show it. "thanks, crosshair."
he shakes his head even though you can't see. you slowly slide further back into sleep as he applies this cold compress to your eyes, hoping to calm the irritation that's to come from your tears. he stays wide awake, paying close attention to your soft breathing slipping through your slightly parted lips. he thinks you can't hear him when he speaks quietly, under his breath.
"i know that i'll never deserve you," he chuckles drily and shakes his head.
"but i'd be fucking crazy not to want you."
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When I walk into my local comic book shop and the new Bad Batch comic is in:
Synopsis: With the emergence of highly intelligent and evolved kaiju, Hoshina has his hands full after being tasked with heading a newly formed investigative unit.
Complex and twisted as these cases turn out to be, your role as the teamâs assigned forensic analyst is a crucial one ⊠along with concealing your growing infatuation with the charming Vice Captain under a polished and professional exterior.
Contents: Mystery, investigation, suspense, romance, humour, fluff, canon-typical violence, possible depictions of sex, multi-part.
Dividers by: @uzmacchiato
Part 7 (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6)
The glass-fronted town hall, with its rock gardens and careful caretaking, seemed to be a point of pride to the citizens.
As they pulled up in the large parking lot, Reno was glad to see that Superintendent Kitagawa had cordoned off a parking space for them close to the entrance, as the place was filling up at a decent rate.
Ok, I got so excited when this series got updated.
Just like the previous chapters, this one is amazing. You can read how much thought was put into this story by all the events, and -holy shit- how the characters are so in depths. I feel like I'm watching a real tv series. And that would be something I'd watch on repeat btw.
Hoshina's protectiveness of everyone is đ„șđ„șđ„ș And he better get used to people being concerned about him đ
Thank you for your post đđđ You have real talent
Opening up Wookieepedia is like coming home but reading about the Old Republic has my brain melting a bit.
WAIT UP!
A new bad batch project from the one and only leonidas-banana-phone??? I am still reading Reaper's story to this day and I am so excited for whatever you write next!
I went to Anime Boston and this was like the only KN8 merch in the whole con that I could see lmao but of course yall know I HAD to get it, itâs my man. I canât not get it.
I went to my town's AnimeCon and I ran into the same problem. I don't understand the lack of merch for KN8. I did find one thing tho. One. And I had to get it.
I was rolling my eyes at my hubby for wanting a Ghost of Tushima katana (men and their swords), but as soon as I saw the blades, I understood đđ
To Be His Wife***
đ«§ Pairings: Crosshair X Female!Reader đ«§ word count: 12.5k (it might be worth it)
plot summary: Tasked to gather intel on a spice shipment, yourself and crosshair find yourself in a luxurious hotel but with only one bed and have to pretend to be married. But after a tense couples meal, you wonder what it would be like to truly be in his arms.
warnings: NSFW, 18+ ONLY. Fake dating trope, only one bed trope, sub/dom sexual content, explicit language, cunnilingus, blowjob, kissing, neck sucking/biting, spanking, dirty thoughts, dirty talk, praising and teasing, marriage kink, slight possessive sex, soft and rough sex, all consensual, creampie, aftercare, jealous crosshair, brief alcohol mention, reader wears a dress and minimal makeup, implied medium to long hair, minor sexist comment made to reader (not by crosshair), flirting, not proofread, pre order 66 so crosshair is not crossbald x
Anon, this is for you.
You pushed your way through the crowded bar, weaving between patrons with a small smile tugging at your lips. The parcel youâd just dropped off for some locals hadnât paid much, but credits were credits. However, the smile didnât last.
At the far end of the bar, the boys were clustered together in an unusually tight knot â heads tilted in, voices low. The closer you got, the more you caught the hiss of âshh, shhâ.
You stopped in front of them and let your gaze sweep the circle. Hunter avoided eye contact by pretending to adjust the strap on his breast plate. Echo suddenly found his drink fascinating. And Wreckerâs big frame actually shifted behind Tech like he could use him as cover.
âAlright,â you said, planting your hands on your hips. âWhatâs going on?â
They exchanged a silent conversation with just their eyes. Eventually, Hunter straightened, cleared his throat, and said, âWeâve just got word on a potential new job. Good money.â
âGreat.â You nodded slowly, scanning their faces. ââŠIs there a catch?â
Tech pushed his goggles higher on his nose, as if the gesture would somehow make his delivery smoother. âYou will be the one doing the mission.â
You blinked at him. That wasnât exactly unusual. âOkay⊠and what is it?â
Wreckerâs grimace was the first giveaway. Echoâs wince was the second. You knew those expressions â the last time theyâd looked at you like that, they were trying to talk you into playing âhappy wifeâ for some sleaze.
Your hands went up immediately. âNope. Not a chance. I am not pretending to be married to some sleemo again.â
A vivid memory surfaced where it was one of Cidâs old jobs, where the fake husband in question had taken the role far too seriously. Youâd told them you wouldnât ever do something like that again after that, and a few months ago when they tried to pitch you something similar, you laughed in their faces.
âMaybe youâll change your mind with this one?â Hunter offered, a faint smirk at the corner of his mouth.
âDoubt it.â You turned on your heel, but curiosity got the better of you two steps later. ââŠGo on.â
âYouâll be with Crosshair,â Hunter said.
Your gaze slid sideways to where Crosshair was leaning against the bar like the galaxyâs most bored sharpshooter, a toothpick balanced between his teeth. His eyes met yours for half a heartbeat before drifting away again.
You turned back to Hunter. âAs in, heâll be with me while I fake-date some idiot?â
âNot exactly,â Tech corrected, eyes still on his datapad. âYou will be dating Crosshair.â
Your jaw actually dropped. âHuh?â

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name 3 things that might be surprising to know about you, because of the way your blog looks!
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ive never been friends irl w a boy.
im horrendously bad at school, i even had to almost repeat another year.
im a very impulsive person and i easily get upset.
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Thanks for the tag, Xena! Also, did not expect the third one HELP (second one lowkey feels like you, ngl?
1. I'm not good at articulation. A lot of my friends on here have told me they thought I was really confident and well-spoken, but that's just in writingâ I can't speak well đ and certainly not in front of crowds.
2. I was a Karasu hater once. Yeah, be surprised. I hated him when I first read the manga, it took me a second reread (because the first read is always just me thinking from the protagonist's pov without any other influence) to like him.
3. I have a really short fuse in real life. I'm working on changing it, but I lose patience really fast, especially with myself. So yep. Texting cools me down, helps me think.
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tag game yeppiee!! thanks so much for the tag!!
anyway:
1. iâm short-tempered and canât really stand it if someone doesnât get directly to the point.
2. i lowkey disliked phainon in the beginning. now heâs one of my favourite characters.
3. i canât never decide on a theme. i have so many theme ideas but I struggle to start making them.
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You are so lovely. Thank you for including me <3
My first two languages were Anishinaabemowin and French. I only started learning English when I was four.
The reason I do not like writing about periods, having children, or pregnancy is not only because of my general disinterest in the topic but also because I was born sterile and will never have a period.
I do not actively seek out romance and have been happily single for six years now! I write about it so much that I feel like that seems unlike me. Maybe one day I will have a Missus Brutus, just waiting on the right person.
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A game đ„ș Haven't been sent one of those in a while! Thanks!
1. I am a big overthinker and it makes me hesitant to post and interect with others a lot. Even writing these 3 random facts about myself made me overthink for a good 10 minutes on what I should answer. Its also my small crafting business' name because đ That's who I am.
2. I only posted fics about Marvel, Star Wars and Umbrella Academy, but I am a huge fan of animes. I cosplayed AOT and rn, on top of my Spartan armor (from Halo) I'm planning on making a Megumin cosplay with my hubby as Kasuma from Konosuba.
3. I am struggling rn with impostor syndrom. I feel like everyone I interacted on this platform left because idk, they grew up, and I'm still here, still liking the characters and daydreaming, yet maybe I should have grown up too?
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The Key to Survival
Chapter 3: Treat nature with respect; it is the source of all life
Masterlist
Pairing:Â Wrecker x Reader
Words:Â 3000 words
Warnings: TW: Poaching, wildlife torture, allusion to suicidal thoughts.
Taglist: @haloangel391 @sunset-toast    Â
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Before night fell and robbed you of your sight, Hunter accepted to stop for the day.
The Batchers were working on setting up a temporary camp while you took on the task of preparing dinner. The rations Echo had assured would do them just fine was not cutting it for you and you insisted they at least let you make them their own servings. You were already cooking, making more was not a bother nor a problem. You were never one to carry rations, preferring to eat fresh on the go.Â