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☄️// So my friends are bad influences and didn't stop me from attempting Megumi.
I cannot guarantee how hinged he will be. I also cannot guarantee how much canon compliance there will be.
See the pinned post for @the-cursed-talisman for General Rules/Blog Etiquette. (One of these millennia, I will get a doc or something with the rules that I just post here)
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A rather large 3 headed dog rubs towards Megumi with a squeak toy in his mouth before shaking his head and letting it go to fly right at him.
The dog then sits down looking up at Megumi his ears stood straight up waiting for him to throw the toy. The hell hound was tamed clearly....a shikigami....most likely the red headed sorcerer Lynn's Shikigami.
Megumi's body responds automatically to the dog, his hand immediately going to pet it as if it was his own dog shikigami.
As if the shikigami knew what was happening he let put a happy bark and hopped into a playful pounce position the stub that was his tail wagging. If it was any other dog it would look like he was about to catch the zoomies.
"Good boy" Megumi said softly, as if he was speaking to his Divine Dogs.
A rather large 3 headed dog rubs towards Megumi with a squeak toy in his mouth before shaking his head and letting it go to fly right at him.
The dog then sits down looking up at Megumi his ears stood straight up waiting for him to throw the toy. The hell hound was tamed clearly....a shikigami....most likely the red headed sorcerer Lynn's Shikigami.
Megumi's body responds automatically to the dog, his hand immediately going to pet it as if it was his own dog shikigami.
☄️//Random 1:49am thought
Why don't cursed speech users use JSL?
megumi what do you think of this plushie of you. specifically the hairline. is the hairline secretly accurate. is that why you have bangs
I think it's a plushie.
Why would it be secretly accurate? That's how plushies are made.
i dont believe you youre a LIAR
also with most plushies that have bangs you cant lift them. by the way.
Do you have anything better to do other than bother me?
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megumi what do you think of this plushie of you. specifically the hairline. is the hairline secretly accurate. is that why you have bangs
I think it's a plushie.
Why would it be secretly accurate? That's how plushies are made.
mahitoooo it's my birthdayyy !!!!!!!
Happy birthday, human~!!
Now gimme some of your cake!!
Very unnerved about how this could be interpreted multiple ways…
Huh??? I just wanted some birthday cake :(
Do you even actually eat normal food? I thought curses ate people or something…
Nope~!! We have no need to eat, it’s just for funsies~
I don't blame you. Cake is delicious.
Mr. Shadow puppet sorcerer is correct! Cake is delicious~!!
And Geto banned me from eating sugar :(
... I'm fairly sure I can deduce the reason why.
Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!
mahitoooo it's my birthdayyy !!!!!!!
Happy birthday, human~!!
Now gimme some of your cake!!
Very unnerved about how this could be interpreted multiple ways…
Huh??? I just wanted some birthday cake :(
Do you even actually eat normal food? I thought curses ate people or something…
Nope~!! We have no need to eat, it’s just for funsies~
I don't blame you. Cake is delicious.
U-Um... I apologize for bothering you, N-Naoya-sama... But...would you have any advice...for d-dating...a m-member of the Z-Zenin...
~ @the-cursed-talisman
Oh? Don’t tell me. Jinichi finally has an admirer…
I never thought I’d see the day. Well, I’ll give you credit, you’ve already got a submissive personality. Just remember to keep three steps behind at all times, and it wouldn’t hurt to compliment his looks, even if it’s a complete lie.
Jinichi might just buy it, us Zenin are prideful after all.
U-Um... Th-Thank you...
I don't even know who Mr Jinishi is...
Normally I wouldn't condone asking Naoya for advice.
But he's at least better than my father.
M-MEEP!
[*She looks down, blushing furiously*]
M-Maybe M-Mr Toji would be a good idea to ask....
...Please do not.
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U-Um... I apologize for bothering you, N-Naoya-sama... But...would you have any advice...for d-dating...a m-member of the Z-Zenin...
~ @the-cursed-talisman
Oh? Don’t tell me. Jinichi finally has an admirer…
I never thought I’d see the day. Well, I’ll give you credit, you’ve already got a submissive personality. Just remember to keep three steps behind at all times, and it wouldn’t hurt to compliment his looks, even if it’s a complete lie.
Jinichi might just buy it, us Zenin are prideful after all.
U-Um... Th-Thank you...
I don't even know who Mr Jinishi is...
Normally I wouldn't condone asking Naoya for advice.
But he's at least better than my father.
If you hate women so much why don’t you go date a man?
Tsk. I can think of two massive reasons for starters. And only women can produce heirs.
It’s just their role after all, to serve and bear.
Oh...
You've never encountered the Omegaverse...
Oh…oh I see you. Piercings, eyeliner, blonde dyed hair, cropped jacket, pleated skirt looking pants—
BE WHO YOU AAAAARE FOR YOUR PRIIIIIIIDE!!! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Yes. You do know what I am... there's no denying it. The "cropped jacket" and these "pleated skirt looking pants," give it away, don't they? I am the rightful Zenin clan heir, donning a traditional kimono and hakama with my piercings, eyeliner, and my flawless hair.
@heavenly-restriction-queen , he knows what a gay person is, right? He knows he won’t get stoned to death if/when he chooses to come out, right?
I mean, if he thinks men are so superior then why doesn’t he just marry one…?
Yeah, Naoya, nobody will really care if you like guys or not. Satoru Gojo himself is pan (I believe. It's either that or bi, but I haven't asked.)
@24-frames-of-swag-per-second
And yet, I would. My father would. The clan would.
But, I bet you knew that. This is yet another ploy to dethrone me as the heir. You won’t bring me down, Maki-chan!
You get pegged every night by Toji.
How could that be? Last I remembered, there was a hole where Toji-kun’s heart used to be.
Such a hollow end… but I’m sure your beloved sensei’s mentioned it. Satoru-kun even got a pathetic, little trophy from it.
You're used just like everyone else.
Nsfw okay here?
Fine, I’ll allow it. Just keep it tasteful.
I’d prefer only to bleach my hair, not my eyeballs too. Understood?!
((🦇// I’ll add some rules later to Naoya’s pinned post, but ditto above. If I feel uncomfortable by an ask, I will not answer it. Also, I will do my best to tag all of them under “nsfw warning,” so they can be filtered out. ))
Don't lie.
You also bleach your butthole.
Less than two minutes… that’s how long it took for this post to become NSFW… tsk
I’d say I’m impressed, but that would be a blatant lie. My standards for you were already extremely low to began with Megumi-kun, a shame Toji-kun had such a pathetic son.
Then my job is done.
Nsfw okay here?
Fine, I’ll allow it. Just keep it tasteful.
I’d prefer only to bleach my hair, not my eyeballs too. Understood?!
((🦇// I’ll add some rules later to Naoya’s pinned post, but ditto above. If I feel uncomfortable by an ask, I will not answer it. Also, I will do my best to tag all of them under “nsfw warning,” so they can be filtered out. ))
Don't lie.
You also bleach your butthole.
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Oh…oh I see you. Piercings, eyeliner, blonde dyed hair, cropped jacket, pleated skirt looking pants—
BE WHO YOU AAAAARE FOR YOUR PRIIIIIIIDE!!! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Yes. You do know what I am... there's no denying it. The "cropped jacket" and these "pleated skirt looking pants," give it away, don't they? I am the rightful Zenin clan heir, donning a traditional kimono and hakama with my piercings, eyeliner, and my flawless hair.
@heavenly-restriction-queen , he knows what a gay person is, right? He knows he won’t get stoned to death if/when he chooses to come out, right?
I mean, if he thinks men are so superior then why doesn’t he just marry one…?
Yeah, Naoya, nobody will really care if you like guys or not. Satoru Gojo himself is pan (I believe. It's either that or bi, but I haven't asked.)
@24-frames-of-swag-per-second
And yet, I would. My father would. The clan would.
But, I bet you knew that. This is yet another ploy to dethrone me as the heir. You won’t bring me down, Maki-chan!
You get pegged every night by Toji.
