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I've been thinking about American Girl lately and remembered you talking about how much Claudia would have loved it, and have you seen the Cecile and Marie-Grace dolls? They're from 1850s New Orleans!
I have certainly seen them! I thought they were very sweet, though I must say, I associate that style of dress with a not very HAPPY time in Claudia and my relationship. She was likely plotting to kill me when skirts became that short and full.
Also, I think Claudia was better dressed than they were. I found their dresses....lacking.
The Happy Days I associate with Claudia are the clothes of the Caroline doll. She also looks a bit like Claudia, though with paler skin and looser curls.
Claudia would have had all three of those dolls. And Samantha, because all Daddy's Girls got Samantha. and Felicity. Because she reminded Louis of his childhood. And Claudie, because they share a name and....
Let's be real. I'd have gotten her every. Single. Doll.
LESTAT SHAMING:
Spare me friends. He is learning the guitar. He is no longer content with just violin and piano. No. He must also play guitar. He just picked it up a few hours ago. He has gone from holding the guitar upside down to (mostly) playing "House of the Rising Sun in a few hours.
I am now going to be forced to be in love with a blonde man who plays guitar.
I will keep you all abreast of this musical development. Pray for my sanity.
Louis, forgive my late reply , but I think this is more YOU shaming. A rare self shame. You're the one in love with the blond man who plays guitar.
And it's coming along, friends and fans. I can't quite nail that Fmajor chord yet, but the open chords are pretty simple!
Louis has a new emerald.
I have been banned from buying jewelry for him for a while. I can't resist going BIGGER when his taste is to the delicate. But let us remember my love is the same predator I am, and don't think he is immune to turning those hunting instincts to my favorite hobby as well, shopping.
Every time we return to New Orleans he combs the Rue Royal for emerald jewelry, never being satisfied. They're too big, they're too small, he doesn't like the cut, they're too expensive. (Louis' net worth is probably more than my own--he's better with his money than I am! But it's the PRINCIPAL of the thing.)
But apparently, he made quite an impression on the owner of one of these stores, and even though she had no emeralds to his taste at the time, she was expecting some in a few days, and she'd give him a call when they came in.
So she did. And for once, my love was pleased with something. A second hand pendant bought at an estate sale, that Louis thinks might have quite a history. So he bought it right away!
It came today. Shall I let him show you?
@askblog-with-the-vampire drop the emerald.
Labubu update:
I really can't resist collecting things

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Update:
~*~Louis Shaming ~*~
Louis caved
I dare you to name one after Armand then tell him it's because it looks like him.
...the small pink one is a good bet.
Maybe I'll name him Cherub.
I was actually considering doing just that. Did you read my mind, anon?
i have happiness too, vladdy!
You have good taste! When she came out of the little box I was very pleased. Really, I would have been happy with any of them, but I do like Happiness ' color. And don't we all need a little more Happiness in our lives?
I haven't named them yet, I'm sure I'll think of something.
I caved.
What? They're cute. Louis once accused me of making a junk shop of eternity, but little did he know I can also make a toy shop of eternity.
Did you really think I'd be able to resist the pure dopamine hit of a BLIND BOX? we are both very grateful I didn't get onto the website in time for that restock last night, or I would have bought a hundred. As it is I was contented with these (likely fake ) ones I found at a local store. Lafufu? They're called? Either way, they're cute. I like luxury goods, but I'm not a brand whore (most of the time!) . If it's cute, it's cute!
I noticed these things hanging off girl's bags a few months ago, didn't think much of them. Thought them a bit odd and ugly. Until I saw a post on This Very Hell Site about Labubu being a mischievous little girl and I took a closer look....
About nine hours later I had one.
They're growing on Louis too. Yesterday it was "they're ugly. I don't see why you want that, Lestat." Now it's "I only want Green Grape, that's it."
We'll see. To quote the words the inimitable Bernie Taupin put in the mouth of my Claudia "I want more!"
Oh. And yes. I've seen the casting announcements for the show we don't mention. I've seen the trailer. I've heard the song. I am CULTIVATING an indifference I do not feel. INDIFFERENT do you hear me? I'm not going to care. I won't let myself be hurt again.
I heard the song though. It's....fine. I suppose. Better music than I've heard in a while. But as everything with this show it lacks joy and exuberence in favor of sex appeal. And they CANNOT make Sam Reid look sufficiently queer. I can't put my finger on why. A little subtle glitter does not a queer look make.
Anyway. As I said. Indifference. I don't care. At all. Non. Not me.
Maman....

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Louis wants to garden. We don't have a garden as we live in an apartment. And we can't see the sun. And we can't eat the vegetables and herbs he wants to grow. But Louis wants to grow plants.
The basil died in the heatwave, but the tomato plants are growing. I think. I don't understand the natural world much. But Louis thinks it's pretty.
Guess what, friends and fans?
Vampires can do cocaine.
Guess what else?
I shouldn't.
It interacts with the manic depression and creates and emotion I can only call Bad.
New goth bar was fun though. Come dance with me?
oh my God thank you Vladdy I love you so much
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👄-whats your favorite accent?
I am partial to the accent associated with New Orleans. It didn't exist when I lived there, it started appearing after I was dead (and if it did, it was not heard in the places I frequented!) but there is something comforting and familiar about it. I can try to imitate it, but I think I always fall short.
Despite spending a lot of time in the American South, I don't have a southern accent. I talk like a damn yankee, and it's been brought up more than once.
Other than that, I like Irish accents, I find them musical and interesting.
And there's something VERY charming about that classic New York City accent I met first in gangster movies. It sounds rough and tough and reminds me of James Cagney.
👅- are there any words you can't pronounce?
Yes! For the longest time consonant clusters at the end of English words baffled my French tongue. For a while "ghosts" was such a challenge it came out as "gossss" . I'm better about it now, but sometimes something will trip me up. You Americans and your consonants!
I don't believe I have ever successfully said Massachusetts.
🌸- what's the most memorable dream you ever had?
Did you read the post I made a long time ago about the dream I had where Claudia was alive and turned toddlers at the playground? That was a good one! Still think about that one.
⛪- have you ever climbed a roof?
Yes! There was a part of the roof of the castle i grew up in that was accessible out a window. My brothers and I climbed it when I was young, before we grew apart.
🎈- do you have any party tricks?
I have quite the vocal range so one of my musical theater show off moments is singing Cosette's part in "One Day More" in falsetto, and then dropping down to sing Enjolras' part which follows it in my baritone range. I've never really counted but I think Freddie Mercury and I have a similar range. Not to brag, of course! The dark gift is different for all of us, and it apparently doubled my vocal range
eyo Lestat. I have music recs for you this time. It's a band called Hippo Campus. One of their songs called buttercup is what I imagine your fledgelings sound like talking about you when they're mad at you.
So what you don't know is that I have been called buttercup before. Extremely disparagingly. Won't tell you by who. So that's already apt.
It does sound like what I imagine Claudia's mind sounded like at times. In one of her....less ragingly angry moods. Just the standard angry-at-her-father phase all children go through.
(that's standard, right? Standard issue?)
Anyway, I like that sound. Reminds me of Owl City. Does anyone remember him but me? They had like three good songs but those were very good. The rest sort of blended into one long sustained synth.
the devil, the sun, the chariot
The devil- do you enjoy thunderstorms?
Yes, immensely. They're both calming and exhilarating. Even as a mortal I used to love them, they were so relaxing to fall asleep to.
Which is good because it's been RAINING CONSTANTLY.
The sun-do you believe in magic?
Am I the only one who auto completes that question with "in a young girl's heart?" Anyway, now you all have to hear the song!
I'd be an idiot not to. I've seen it, multiple times with my own eyes. See; aforesaid Mayfair Witches.
But, as a human, I didn't. I thought it silly superstition that belonged to the age of ignorance we were coming out of in favor of the age of science and rationality.
But some of your science today also looks like magic to me. So....
The chariot- thoughts on astrology?
I answered this one, scroll down!

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i think you need a Louis shaming tag. I just went through the Lestat Shaming tag and laughed so hard. Please Louis shame. We don't have to tell him if it makes him sad.
I actually do have a Louis shaming tag! I'll send you one of the posts so you can find it!
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 5 · Louis Shaming · He found a box of matches I didn't know we had. We are now out of matches.
There's a few others. Most of them seem to involve Louis pyromaniac tendencies. And the time he dropped his phone down and elevator shaft. WHICH I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT! @askblog-with-the-vampire did you forget too?
I will certainly never miss an opportunity to Louis Shame.... unfortunately, he just does less ...shameful things. Haven't you heard, he's the sane and levelheaded one.
(he is not. He is just standing next to me. )
(and occasionally Armand)
(...really almost all of the vampires.)
(Louis and I have a word for this. It's called Rule of Benvolio. It's when someone only looks sane in comparison with their much worse friends. Feel free to use it! I'd love to coin a term. )
there is no color on that chart for "I'm obsessed and you make me happy" but there is now and I'm calling it opal
Oh darling! I love that! That's a good color too. Louis loves opals.
(I've been mentioning Louis a lot in these asks lately haven't I? I guess I feel particularly in love with him lately! Doing the "haaaaaave you heard about my boyfriend" thing?
I also might be a little manic.)