Automatic, Cinematic!

The ol’ ‘Plex is a beauty, they built ‘er back in ‘57, I think. Panorama seating an’ balcony, red carpets, caved ceiling for the best sound you can get in any frikkin’ building from the 50’s. Sure, she’s a lil’ rusty. An’ there’s probably termites. Which is bad. But I got a bunch ‘a crates backstage full of old film rolls n’ all this beautiful stuff.

"Oh it sounds…Charming? I suppose if you were a human, it’s not the best of living conditions but for a- um wandering robot it seems like a good choice especially if you have entertainment."

Eh, it's no Latorren Cyberworks, but it's nostalgic and homey. 'S far as humans go, Drunk Chuck's the only one who bothers to hang around. He ain't exactly productive company. Y'know, because he's usually, uh, drunk.

Hey, the name’s Reel, by the way.

The ol' 'Plex is a beauty, they built 'er back in '57, I think. Panorama seating an' balcony, red carpets, caved ceiling for the best sound you can get in any frikkin' building from the 50's. Sure, she's a lil' rusty. An' there's probably termites. Which is bad. But I got a bunch 'a crates backstage full of old film rolls n' all this beautiful stuff.

Was just making a point, which is that is very pretty. I jus’ don’t get how it’s… what’s the word? Relevant? 

Hey, the name's Reel, by the way.

… Ain’t nothin’ wrong with ol’ Billy Shakes. Just sayin’. ‘s what it looks like.

"And I won’t deny Broadway has its faults, I’m simply saying, many mixed feelings with Hollywood. I admit I am not the biggest fan of the cinema, but I do enjoy a few films here and there."

Was just making a point, which is that is very pretty. I jus' don't get how it's... what's the word? Relevant? 

"Broadway of course! Tsk, let us be honest Hollywood is lacking in the art department…Not all the time, but mostly."

... Ain't nothin' wrong with ol' Billy Shakes. Just sayin'. 's what it looks like.

… or, y’know, I could jus’ swing by your place. As long as it’s not like… on a boat in the middle of the Pacific. Might be a problem there. Haaaaaah  I’mma make sure to bring Jaws. 

So yeah. I’ll probably keep bugging you. Just ‘cause I’m bored as hell.

… and, ah, this jus’ is how the Reel Man talks, my portly compadre. Frankly, I find your lack of pop culture disturbing… You should swing by the ol’ theater sometime. Just picked up a vintage roll of “Dr. Strangelove”. She’s a beautiful thing.

… or, y’know, I could jus’ swing by your place. As long as it’s not like… on a boat in the middle of the Pacific. Might be a problem there. Haaaaaah  I'mma make sure to bring Jaws. 

I’m that guy you thought was a super fishing robot, remember? Reel Man? Ya’ should watch yourself if you’re gonna be dumb to peeps you never met. They might have a Wookie as a wingman.

... and, ah, this jus' is how the Reel Man talks, my portly compadre. Frankly, I find your lack of pop culture disturbing... You should swing by the ol' theater sometime. Just picked up a vintage roll of "Dr. Strangelove". She's a beautiful thing.

If y’ think that’s coo’, then alright.

I'm that guy you thought was a super fishing robot, remember? Reel Man? Ya' should watch yourself if you're gonna be dumb to peeps you never met. They might have a Wookie as a wingman.

hgnnnn closing that images tab now i’m gonna have nightmares

If y' think that's coo', then alright.