Nether

...are you just, like, some guy? Whatever. Oi, we've never met before now but like, can I crash here indefinitely?

"Depends on what you consider normal. And I don't mind as long as you carry your weight."

I'm, uh, good with plants? Kinda?

"Oh well, better than nothing, I guess. Welcome home, bud."

Oh, also I can cook. And I can literally carry virtually infinite weight without it affecting me at all.

I melted my ex boyfriend's arm off.

"Did he deserve it? Like, was he being a bitch?"

No but I got beaten later, which I did deserve and broke off my own arm to replace it.

"Ohhh, damn. Gotta be honest, you did deserve that beating."

I LITERALLY SAID I DESERVED IT!

K. Can I use this pot by the way? I have gold.

"I bet you do. Try anything and you're out of here."

....So how much does the pot cost? In gold.

...are you just, like, some guy? Whatever. Oi, we've never met before now but like, can I crash here indefinitely?

"Depends on what you consider normal. And I don't mind as long as you carry your weight."

I'm, uh, good with plants? Kinda?

"Oh well, better than nothing, I guess. Welcome home, bud."

Oh, also I can cook. And I can literally carry virtually infinite weight without it affecting me at all.

I melted my ex boyfriend's arm off.

"Did he deserve it? Like, was he being a bitch?"

No but I got beaten later, which I did deserve and broke off my own arm to replace it.

"Ohhh, damn. Gotta be honest, you did deserve that beating."

I LITERALLY SAID I DESERVED IT!

K. Can I use this pot by the way? I have gold.

...are you just, like, some guy? Whatever. Oi, we've never met before now but like, can I crash here indefinitely?

"Depends on what you consider normal. And I don't mind as long as you carry your weight."

I'm, uh, good with plants? Kinda?

"Oh well, better than nothing, I guess. Welcome home, bud."

Oh, also I can cook. And I can literally carry virtually infinite weight without it affecting me at all.

I melted my ex boyfriend's arm off.

"Did he deserve it? Like, was he being a bitch?"

No but I got beaten later, which I did deserve and broke off my own arm to replace it.

"Ohhh, damn. Gotta be honest, you did deserve that beating."

I LITERALLY SAID I DESERVED IT!

...are you just, like, some guy? Whatever. Oi, we've never met before now but like, can I crash here indefinitely?

"Depends on what you consider normal. And I don't mind as long as you carry your weight."

I'm, uh, good with plants? Kinda?

"Oh well, better than nothing, I guess. Welcome home, bud."

Oh, also I can cook. And I can literally carry virtually infinite weight without it affecting me at all.

I melted my ex boyfriend's arm off.

"Did he deserve it? Like, was he being a bitch?"

No but I got beaten later, which I did deserve and broke off my own arm to replace it.

...are you just, like, some guy? Whatever. Oi, we've never met before now but like, can I crash here indefinitely?

"Depends on what you consider normal. And I don't mind as long as you carry your weight."

I'm, uh, good with plants? Kinda?

"Oh well, better than nothing, I guess. Welcome home, bud."

Oh, also I can cook. And I can literally carry virtually infinite weight without it affecting me at all.

I melted my ex boyfriend's arm off.

...are you just, like, some guy? Whatever. Oi, we've never met before now but like, can I crash here indefinitely?

"Depends on what you consider normal. And I don't mind as long as you carry your weight."

I'm, uh, good with plants? Kinda?

"Oh well, better than nothing, I guess. Welcome home, bud."

Oh, also I can cook. And I can literally carry virtually infinite weight without it affecting me at all.

...are you just, like, some guy? Whatever. Oi, we've never met before now but like, can I crash here indefinitely?

"Depends on what you consider normal. And I don't mind as long as you carry your weight."

I'm, uh, good with plants? Kinda?

...are you just, like, some guy? Whatever. Oi, we've never met before now but like, can I crash here indefinitely?

I am not 'some fire guy'! Also, I'm offended you think I'd do that! Without us knowing one adequately another first, that is.

I am not being a dick. I'm just saying, usually when I fuck everything up it's only after I have a good relationship with them. And I'm not some fire guy.

I know how to make tea?

aren’t you that guy who burned off his boyfriends arm—

How did word of that ALREADY get out? To be fair I only did it because the arm killed me a buncha times! Which was also my fault, but still! And I broke off my own arm in an attempt to replace it but that didn't work because he cut it off. I mean, lava and fire doesn't even hurt that much! Right......?

yup, not my issue. *He slammed the door in Nethers face*

WAIT I could, uhm, I could- I'll - I, uh- please? please please please please please please please?

I am not 'some fire guy'! Also, I'm offended you think I'd do that! Without us knowing one adequately another first, that is.

I am not being a dick. I'm just saying, usually when I fuck everything up it's only after I have a good relationship with them. And I'm not some fire guy.

I know how to make tea?

aren’t you that guy who burned off his boyfriends arm—

How did word of that ALREADY get out? To be fair I only did it because the arm killed me a buncha times! Which was also my fault, but still! And I broke off my own arm in an attempt to replace it but that didn't work because he cut it off. I mean, lava and fire doesn't even hurt that much! Right......?

I am not 'some fire guy'! Also, I'm offended you think I'd do that! Without us knowing one adequately another first, that is.

I am not being a dick. I'm just saying, usually when I fuck everything up it's only after I have a good relationship with them. And I'm not some fire guy.

I know how to make tea?

I am not 'some fire guy'! Also, I'm offended you think I'd do that! Without us knowing one adequately another first, that is.

I am not being a dick. I'm just saying, usually when I fuck everything up it's only after I have a good relationship with them. And I'm not some fire guy.

I am not 'some fire guy'! Also, I'm offended you think I'd do that! Without us knowing one adequately another first, that is.

*They stood outside Nix's home, covered in something* You're sure this is the right place? I am sure. Right, and you're sure that this one should be so high up on the list? It likely won't, but if it wanted to it's could kill us. Even with creative mode. Ah. That is a problem.

I- You won't need to carve yourself. You just need to aim for the stomach and pull out the glowing cube. Without that it's kinda hopeless for them.

OKAY WELL I HAVE NO FUCKING FIGHTING EXPERIENCE- WHY CANT YOU DO IT? ITS YOUR BATTLE!

........uhm... u- Uhm... well- Well I- I mean, they're here for- it's not like- I mean, you're- I just can't, okay?

THIS ISN'T FOR MYSELF YOU-! Whatever. Ignore my advice. Don't blame me when they fucking kill you.

Psh. Sure. Go ahead and join the guy who is almost DEFINITELY here to kill you just because I'm being rude. Reeeeeeaaaaaaal smart, Nix.

I'M FUCKING TR--- nix...? nix im sorry.......................... nix please... *It spoke to the door, despite probably knowing Nix was most likely not listening - for good reason.*

*You can just hear sobbing, and the lock clicks. The sobbing faded as he walked away from the door…*

...nix?

*They stood outside Nix's home, covered in something* You're sure this is the right place? I am sure. Right, and you're sure that this one should be so high up on the list? It likely won't, but if it wanted to it's could kill us. Even with creative mode. Ah. That is a problem.

I- You won't need to carve yourself. You just need to aim for the stomach and pull out the glowing cube. Without that it's kinda hopeless for them.

OKAY WELL I HAVE NO FUCKING FIGHTING EXPERIENCE- WHY CANT YOU DO IT? ITS YOUR BATTLE!

........uhm... u- Uhm... well- Well I- I mean, they're here for- it's not like- I mean, you're- I just can't, okay?

THIS ISN'T FOR MYSELF YOU-! Whatever. Ignore my advice. Don't blame me when they fucking kill you.

Psh. Sure. Go ahead and join the guy who is almost DEFINITELY here to kill you just because I'm being rude. Reeeeeeaaaaaaal smart, Nix.

I'M FUCKING TR--- nix...? nix im sorry.......................... nix please... *It spoke to the door, despite probably knowing Nix was most likely not listening - for good reason.*

*They stood outside Nix's home, covered in something* You're sure this is the right place? I am sure. Right, and you're sure that this one should be so high up on the list? It likely won't, but if it wanted to it's could kill us. Even with creative mode. Ah. That is a problem.

I- You won't need to carve yourself. You just need to aim for the stomach and pull out the glowing cube. Without that it's kinda hopeless for them.

OKAY WELL I HAVE NO FUCKING FIGHTING EXPERIENCE- WHY CANT YOU DO IT? ITS YOUR BATTLE!

........uhm... u- Uhm... well- Well I- I mean, they're here for- it's not like- I mean, you're- I just can't, okay?

THIS ISN'T FOR MYSELF YOU-! Whatever. Ignore my advice. Don't blame me when they fucking kill you.

Psh. Sure. Go ahead and join the guy who is almost DEFINITELY here to kill you just because I'm being rude. Reeeeeeaaaaaaal smart, Nix.