finally figured out how to change this from untittled so now you

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

I missed BOTH of them.

don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight

im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24

so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable

oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day

missed it, scheduling for the next one on may 20 next year

oh shit, it's 5/20/25, 52025, palindrome day

6/20/26

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

Holy Shit

the dancing scene in Tangled always gets to me because like... the king and queen are grieving, this is the hardest day for them, they don't take part in the celebration other than lighting the first lantern. but she's right there she's in the town the person you miss she's in the town she's painting the streets she's singing she's playing with the children. the person you're grieving is here and she's alive and she's dancing outside your window

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

Hazelthorn by CG Drews, I'm halfway through and so far it's a 10/10. So if you like queer ya horror please give it a go

Scarlett by Marissa Meyers. sci-fi/disabled/cyborg overthrowing the government life 👍

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

The way C.G Drews writes romance is insane. “Oh what if we cuddled, what if we kissed” what if we ripped open our chests and crawled inside one another. What if we bite into each other’s limbs and held each other’s bones in our teeth. What if you cut me open and rip out my heart but it’s ok we can live with only one heart between us.

mother gothel probably could have avoided all of that if she had just told rapunzel her birthday was on a different day