The Beheaded King’s Tragedy

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

Arthurian knight kink, by which I mean our RP scene must be prefaced with a lengthy apologetics establishing that it totally happened exactly like this and any other chronicler who tells it differently is full of shit.

I'm going to need you to approach me three times in a series of increasingly flimsy disguises by which I will be utterly fooled, each time asking me one of these five riddles, and you have to act like you're genuinely mad when I get the answers wrong. I can't get it up if the scorn isn't sincere.

I think every movie regardless of time period or tone should have at least 1 (one) trans person in it. Like at the beginning of The Godfather some Sicilian tgirl should come to Vito and be like “Godfadda, I need money for my breast implants” and Vito should be like “I’ll never forget what you’ve done for this family. I’ll find you the best surgeon in New York”

this world is so funny

but I’m done laughing

my cat when shes been wiggling all silly and happy while i pet her and then bites the shit out of me and leaves

A very irritating thing about being disabled while also having a mental illness is that everybody and their dog will assume the mental illness was caused by the disability. People seem to think that being disabled must be a miserable enough life to cause mental illness. By doing this they write off any other causes and factors in mental health, and they act like mental illness is inevitable for disabled people and therefore normal and expected.

"this quote was attributed to me. perhaps as a punishment." -dostoevsky

I love seeing my mutuals in my notes because it confirms they’re not mad at me. yet

i love ‘unpalatable’ disabled people. pessimistic disabled people, bitter and angry disabled people, disabled people who are suicidal, disabled people who are ashamed, disabled people who harm themselves, disabled people who’ve been labelled as disruptive or hard to be around or impossible to accommodate. you are loved even if the world is often cruel to you. you deserve warmth and wonder.

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes