*laughs like mr crabs*

its so insane when i see ppl say "going back to the undertale fandom, its so nostalgic" bc how the hell did you LEAVE. i havent gone a single hour without thinking about this game once in seven years

being tired all the time is such a mystery.... is it anaemia? vitamin d deficiency? chronic fatigue syndrome? depression? insomnia?? is it just the crushing weight of being alive in a capitalist society??? someone cure me

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

"if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them" if i died and went to heaven and found out all my friends were in hell i would spit in god's face so i could join them

You reach heaven through violence, your friends all spit in god's face, you guys meet midway. That's the true meaning of friendship

you get it

me and the besties in purgatory

It's them, the Five Guys

very beautiful. very powerful.

they can make one helluva burger lemme tell ya

whoever sat down one day and was like "okay but what if all the classic horror monsters were a bunch of fashionable teenage monster girls with puns for names" was literally one of the greatest geniuses of our time i'm not even kidding

I'm dying this is so well done