The Coroner

*An animated skeleton drops by with some cake*

Me and some of the other Deathless wanted to thank you for your work, so we got ya this.

@occult-industries

*tuts at the skeleton* For shames! Yous should be resting! Don't gos giving ours patients ideas!

*takes the cake* But wes thank yous. Tastes much better than papers, cakes do.

Tried that a while back, resting wasn’t for me

Yous should trys agains! Resting is good for deads. *hobbles the cake over to a table and cuts a slice with a scalpel* Yous like cakes?

I was bad at resting when I lived, and I don’t intend to take up the habit now

I thank you for your kind offer, but no thank you, I’m not a big fan of cake

Resting is goods for yous. Worth learnings.

Yous sure? Wes could gives you papers instead. Wes not likes papers ourselves.

Some paper might be nice

*carries over some papers* Heres yous go. Takes the nasty papers!

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*An animated skeleton drops by with some cake*

Me and some of the other Deathless wanted to thank you for your work, so we got ya this.

@occult-industries

*tuts at the skeleton* For shames! Yous should be resting! Don't gos giving ours patients ideas!

*takes the cake* But wes thank yous. Tastes much better than papers, cakes do.

Tried that a while back, resting wasn’t for me

Yous should trys agains! Resting is good for deads. *hobbles the cake over to a table and cuts a slice with a scalpel* Yous like cakes?

I was bad at resting when I lived, and I don’t intend to take up the habit now

I thank you for your kind offer, but no thank you, I’m not a big fan of cake

Resting is goods for yous. Worth learnings.

Yous sure? Wes could gives you papers instead. Wes not likes papers ourselves.

*An animated skeleton drops by with some cake*

Me and some of the other Deathless wanted to thank you for your work, so we got ya this.

@occult-industries

*tuts at the skeleton* For shames! Yous should be resting! Don't gos giving ours patients ideas!

*takes the cake* But wes thank yous. Tastes much better than papers, cakes do.

Tried that a while back, resting wasn’t for me

Yous should trys agains! Resting is good for deads. *hobbles the cake over to a table and cuts a slice with a scalpel* Yous like cakes?

hello!!! are you new friend?? :D

@the-ominous-chasmfiend

Are wes? Wes do not haves many friends amongst the livings. More of a dead person's friend we ares. Not patients, thoughs. Wes must be professional.

could be new friend!!!! want be chasmfiend friend? :D

Whats would wes has to dos as new friend? Dead friends are easy, when they listens properly.

new friend lots lots silly!!! not have do anything to be friend!!! just have be nice to friends and love friends!!!! :)

*eyes you carefully* Yous won't be making us taste papers, will yous? Dirty papers. They tastes of lies.

no??? who is making new friend eat paper??? papers not for eating!!

Course nots! Eating papers makes thems go aways! Not healthy for digesting. Papers are for tastings.

oh. but if no taste good why have taste??

To checks thems, of course! Silly crabs! Bosses says we needs use papers, though. Wes disagree. Knows all our patients, we do.

#ic #not at all suprised to see an animated skeleton #just disappointed #XD

*An animated skeleton drops by with some cake*

Me and some of the other Deathless wanted to thank you for your work, so we got ya this.

@occult-industries

*tuts at the skeleton* For shames! Yous should be resting! Don't gos giving ours patients ideas!

*takes the cake* But wes thank yous. Tastes much better than papers, cakes do.

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hello!!! are you new friend?? :D

@the-ominous-chasmfiend

Are wes? Wes do not haves many friends amongst the livings. More of a dead person's friend we ares. Not patients, thoughs. Wes must be professional.

could be new friend!!!! want be chasmfiend friend? :D

Whats would wes has to dos as new friend? Dead friends are easy, when they listens properly.

new friend lots lots silly!!! not have do anything to be friend!!! just have be nice to friends and love friends!!!! :)

*eyes you carefully* Yous won't be making us taste papers, will yous? Dirty papers. They tastes of lies.

no??? who is making new friend eat paper??? papers not for eating!!

Course nots! Eating papers makes thems go aways! Not healthy for digesting. Papers are for tastings.

hello!!! are you new friend?? :D

@the-ominous-chasmfiend

Are wes? Wes do not haves many friends amongst the livings. More of a dead person's friend we ares. Not patients, thoughs. Wes must be professional.

could be new friend!!!! want be chasmfiend friend? :D

Whats would wes has to dos as new friend? Dead friends are easy, when they listens properly.

new friend lots lots silly!!! not have do anything to be friend!!! just have be nice to friends and love friends!!!! :)

*eyes you carefully* Yous won't be making us taste papers, will yous? Dirty papers. They tastes of lies.

hello!!! are you new friend?? :D

@the-ominous-chasmfiend

Are wes? Wes do not haves many friends amongst the livings. More of a dead person's friend we ares. Not patients, thoughs. Wes must be professional.

could be new friend!!!! want be chasmfiend friend? :D

Whats would wes has to dos as new friend? Dead friends are easy, when they listens properly.

hello!!! are you new friend?? :D

@the-ominous-chasmfiend

Are wes? Wes do not haves many friends amongst the livings. More of a dead person's friend we ares. Not patients, thoughs. Wes must be professional.

*hands you a basket of delicious snacks* i love you <3

*hobbles over and takes it* Oh, thanks yous! Many flavors for us to trys!

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hello again. I was wonderful if you needed any help? It’d be good to work in a place like this again.

@osofficial

*he hobbles over to a desk and hands him a stack of papers* Don't tastes thems all at once. Savor yous patients. Ne'er dallies either. Many patients these days. Much works.

Just like back home. *he nods and gets to work*

*he calls after you* Tells thems not to wanders off! Still cross with Nikolaus we ares!

hello again. I was wonderful if you needed any help? It’d be good to work in a place like this again.

@osofficial

*he hobbles over to a desk and hands him a stack of papers* Don't tastes thems all at once. Savor yous patients. Ne'er dallies either. Many patients these days. Much works.

*Hands you a cookie.*

*examines it with a magnifying glass* Hmm... *carefully raises it to his mouth and taste a small bit of it* Much goods, we thinks. Very strong make up, it hases. Not like papers. Bad papers.

*a tall, cloaked figure strides into the morgue*

I'm here for a corpse. A specific one, not just any corpse. This one was murdered and found in the park.

@osofficial

*the weaselly man that is the coroner looks up* Hmm? Oh, yes, yes. Murdered in the park. That'd be section C. Right this way. *he starts walking with a strange, hunched-over gait*

We've got 'round about ten of those right now. *he pauses for a moment* Ah, nearly forgot, you got papers? We's got in reals trouble last time we let someone see without papers.

*he produces a sheath of documents*

*he takes the documents and carefully puts one corner into his mouth* Hm... yeps. That's a definitely paper! Rights then! Thisa way! Follows us!

What body is yous lookin' for?

I believe his name was Nick? Single gunshot to the head, as I recall from the report

Nick... Nick... Ah, yes... Nikolaus Marrenson. Twenty-five years of age, died due to craniocerebral trauma within seconds of the damage being inflicted.

Now he should be rights over heres, good sirs. *he hobbles over to the correct door and opens it up to find it empty. He simply shrugs* Oh... I'm sorry sirs, he must've wandered off.

They usually do that after I arrive, not before. *he chuckles*

Does your office keep records of where bodies are sent?

*he smacks his tongue some* More papers? I still gots the taste of yours in my mouth! Ugh. Fine! If yous must. Thisa ways. But I assure you, I knows where all my patients are!

So you think it was stolen, not simply moved?

*he follows*

I told yous! He wandered off! Perhaps he got peckish. Or maybes someone cames and picked 'im up. Ask hims, not me!

Ah, here we's go. More of your precious papers. Yous can taste them if yous like! I'm done with thems!

I see. *he starts looking over them* thank you.

*the coroner wanders off a little and starts cleaning some tools nearby*

*According to the papers, Nikolaus Marrenson's remains were cremated and checked out of the morgue*

Of course. Never can have easy work, can I?

*he starts cleaning off tools alongside the coroner*

How did papers taste? Find good flavors?

The one I was looking for tastes of ash, I’m afraid

Thats a not rights. Dirty papers. Papers lie. If he tastes of ash, then he was very silly. I tells my patients not to go in there unless I tell thems!

It is certainly inconvenient.

If yous find hims, tells him we are very cross with hims. Patients should listens to their doctors.

I agree.

*hugs you* <33333333333

Whatsa this? Wes gets hugs?