Contractually Obligated Stupidity

Ciel Phantomhive: I'm going to kill way more than two people.

Sebastian Michalis: Because I asked politely, and I only do that once.

Elizabeth Midford: A bit?!

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Sieglinde Sullivan: I’m serious. It sounds lovely. I’ll have it.

Ciel Phantomhive: Manslaughter it is.

Grell excitedly: I have two hands!

– Ciel Phantomhive

Grell Sutcliff: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely" and after the word "violent," include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire."

Bardroy: For the last time Sebastian, feelings are not an illness!

Sebastian Michaelis: I meant that as a threat.

Vincent Phantomhive: You don't often hear "popular" and "decapitation" in the same sentence.

Grell Sutcliff: Bold of you to assume death has stopped me, but do go on.

Prince Soma: Is that not the bedrock upon which our friendship is founded?