Satan: hey I bought your soul last month and- Me: no returns. Satan: please it’s making me sad. 

Fact: My girlfriend deserves the whole world

                            ❛  i don’t need   MAGIC   to know that i am stronger than you,    and we  BOTH  know that you’re   AFRAID   right now.   meaning,   you should tell me what katherine’s planning,   kai,   while i’m still here, ❜  he was  BENEATH  her and she would never again allow him the satisfaction of her fear or weakness,  and it was for that reason she could not completely wipe her own satisfaction of seeing kai this way from her features,   ❛   how was hell, by the way ?  ❜  

                   ❛  BECAUSE,  ❜   and she moved closer,    tipping her face toward the ground as a confident smile trifled with her lips,     ❛   you don’t want to be   STUCK   in here for the rest of your miserable life,  ❜   there was    NO WAY IN HELL   she would be letting kai out of his new prison world,   but this would not be her first time stabbing him in the back,    ❛ do you ?  ❜

             ❛   considering this could help SAVE elena maybe you should at least try and have some patience -- -- heard of it ?  ❜ only a single glance was tossed his way,   before she returned to looking through other shelves.   bonnie knew the book was here, and she would   FIND IT   with or without his help.  the reason   WHY   she had asked damon along with her in the first place had completely slipped from her mind after only half an hour alone with him.

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Bonnie: It was an hour ago.

  ❛   help  me   think of  one good reason why i should help you, damon,  ❜ she could not deny that she was enjoying this a little.

        ❛  i mean,  damon’s officiating,  and the whole thing might LITERALLY blow up in our faces so i don’t see why I can’t give you away,  care.  ❜

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