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THE BALL PIT DEFLATED I REPEAT THE BALLPIT DEFLATED

date of origin: 13th of july, 2014.

There were 6 beatles but two of em stood behind ringo starr and matched his silhouette so perfectly they couldn't be seen from the audience so no one ever knew about them

i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭

i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet

GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive

this is one of those "you put it into words" kind of posts. right on.

When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said “Yeah… a date with death” and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the school day

This is reminder to check up on your own mental health.

OK thanks

if kafka was born today i'd be his best friend and microdose with him

he's not even a day old... you want your best friend to be a newborn? you want to do drugs with a baby?

he's very mature for his age

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

It’s like a dishwasher

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

It’s a boomer meme but it checks out