Demetri: *eats a cinnamon roll*
Everyone, whispering: Cannibalism
Demetri: *concerned chewing*
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Demetri: *eats a cinnamon roll*
Everyone, whispering: Cannibalism
Demetri: *concerned chewing*

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Anthony: SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
Anthony: I LIVE IN A HOUSE!!
To all: is water wet?
*theres a palpable tension in the air as Demetri panics, Emerald face palms, and Anita signs “not this again”*
Anthony: I’m only going to say this one time. Water can’t be wet because it was never dry
Lena: that doesn’t make any fucking sense water is wet because it’s fucking water and it can get things wet
Cecilia: but that doesn’t make sense you can’t make water wetter or less wet so it’s not wet to begin with
Nick: that’s because it’s in a constant of wetness. Just like fire it can’t be more or less hot it’s still freaking hot.
Nero: I’ll tell you what’s wet ;)
Nick: There’s only one thing worse than dying
Nick: *rips off paper to reveal “Anthony Dying”*
Nick: Boom!
Anthony: Me.
Nick: No-
Demetri: I’m a little cold
Nero: Here, take my jacket
Nick: I’m kinda cold too actually
Anthony: Well damn Nick, I can’t control the weather

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Demetri: Why would someone want to hurt Anthony
Cecilia: Maybe because they met him
Anthony: Cecilia just said that I’ve got four days to live
Demetri: W-What?! No! Are you sick?!
Anthony: Nah, she just doesn’t like me
Cecilia: IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP ON TUESDAY
Cecilia: *pterodactyl screech*
Demetri, spooked: Are you alright?? What was that??
Emerald: She’s fine
Demetri: Why is everyone so obsessed with top and bottom? Honestly I’d be excited just to have a bunk bed!
Nero:
Anthony:
Nero: I’m gonna tell her
Anthony: Don’t you dare
Demetri: Say NO to drugs!
Lena: It doesn’t matter what you say to the drugs, because if you’re talking to drugs you’re taking drugs

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Emerald: Write down what you would major in if you were in college right now
Anita: Respecting women
Lena: Batman
Nero: YouTube
Anita: WRITE it down everyone
Anthony: Fuckin’ weed
Demetri: W-
Cecilia: Criminal justice and psychology
Nick: I’m terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life
Nero: Minecraft
Anthony: Minecraft as well
Nick: You do know that can kill you right?
Cecilia, smoking a cigarette: That’s the point
Anthony, drinking alcohol: I’m trying to speed this up
Lena, eating raw cookie dough: *nods*
Anthony: *sneaks into school wearing a huge coat*
Anita: Anthony? What’s with the coat?
The Coat: *barks*
Anthony: ...drugs
Cecilia: My soul is dark and cold, it has no space for love and protection
Demetri: H-Hello! :D
Cecilia: fuck
Anita: Tea for me, and uh...she’ll have a Capri Sun
Lena: Anita...I’m a fully grown adult
Anita:
Lena, slamming money down on the table: I’ll buy my OWN Capri Sun!

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Lena: Serious question, when someone’s telling you a horrible story and they’re crying; how long should I wait before taking a bite of my corn dog?
Cecilia: Anthony, you’re like a cloud
Anthony: Oh! Well, that’s actually really nice of you to say-
Cecilia: When you disappear, it’s a good day