I don't need any calming tea!

There's something really special about lil nas x being like "subtext? No. Old town road is literally about riding horses. If I was going to write a song about riding dick, like. Trust me. You'd know" and then he did

broke cartoon character: *has 1 gray coin and 2 brown coins in their pocket*

Forwarding for y'all lesbians and bi women out there. You’re welcome

i forgot how to breathe for a moment

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

Good thing I’m so smooth

It got better!🥺💙

The wolf in sheep’s clothing*

ppl don’t understand adhd/autistic cleaning processes. we think so far ahead it’s like,,, impossible to do shit. you want me to vaccuum my bedroom floor? okay. we need to pick up all the stuff thats on it first, though. and where are we going to put the stuff? well, theres a couple categories of Stuff- Clothes, Random Items, and Trash. Trash is easy, we just throw it away. Clothes have to be sorted into Clean, Not Clean- and then the not clean ones have to go in the laundry bag, but theres so many so i might have to start a load now- ugh, distracted. lets go back to the clean clothes. well, these go in my drawer but- my drawer is really disorganized, so i’ll have to organize the clothes first so that theyll fit and look neat. by the time i’m done with that, i’ve spent an hour and a half trying to do stuff in my room. i finally turn to random items, most of which can find a home on my desk, but others i dont really know what to do with. plus, my desk is dirty. so i have to organize my desk, figure out where everything goes, and the stuff that doesn’t have a place can go in… a box, i guess. (not like i don’t have three other boxes full of random stuff in my closet)  so i put all the items back up but now i have this box full of stuff i dont know if i need so i have to go through it, sorting it into donate and dont donate piles. i might as well throw in some clothes to, so i dig through my clothes drawer and get the clothes i dont want, throw them in there too. okay, back to the random items- the ones i dont want to donate are still here, so i have to put them somewhere. i dont have anywhere to put them- maybe i should get a shelf? i start googling shelves, figuring out which ones would be best for my room, debating prices, learning about installation, and eventually im like ‘well, already on my computer’ and i decide im going to ‘check’ social media and end up lost in it for an hour or so. you walk back in, and theres stuff all over the floor, albeit in bags and boxes, and it still hasnt been vacuumed. its been five hours since i started. how does it take five hours to clean your room? it just does. 

This post walked into my room, pointed to the three boxes of random stuff sitting in my closest right now, and then shot me.

executive dysfunction be like that

I thought this was going to be inspirational but it’s better

gay person with a special interest call that passionfruit

[Image description: a drawing of a book called “The Printer That Simply Worked and Other Fairy Tales” with a smiling printer on it. End image description]

Art by Jason Adam Katzenstein: https://instagram.com/j.a.k._

cities with rivers running through them 8/10 cities with rivers on the edge: 5/10 cities with no rivers to be heard of: 3/10

why is there no 10/10 city

rent prices