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10 year situationship final bosses

ilya would love telling their kids to stop being homophobic when they groan after he kisses shane

ilya finds out cliff fans online are calling themselves cliffnation and he never lets it go. he is telling people he has dual citizenship: russia and cliffnation. he actually can’t get a speeding ticket because he has diplomatic immunity as an ambassador of cliffnation. all i do is win is the national anthem. the capital is marleauville.

shane moving the clasp of ilya's necklace to the back for him send post

it really is like. Shane likes that Ilya is loud & not afraid to take up space & he likes that he’s an asshole & that he’s sweet. He thinks that Ilya is the best hockey player in the world and that he’s also the hottest man alive. Ilya likes that Shane is polite & anxious. He likes that Shane can be a little snarky & rude. & he also thinks that Shane is the best hockey player in the world & the hottest man alive. Oh my god guys they literally LIKE each other oh my god

shane always carries ilya's kit bag for him because he is a Good Husband he's a Provider he takes care of His Man and sometimes they'll roll up to practice in the middle of a steaming argument and ilya will say "i can carry my own fucking bag 🙄" and shane will say NO 😤 don't you fucking dare 😤 asshole 🙄 and sling both bags over his shoulder and they keep arguing as they walk inside

Ilya let's the pike kids paint his nails and at first it was just for the bit and but then Ilya begins to love it & over the time the ottawa centaur black nail polish becomes his trademark (and Shane loves Ilya's rockstar nails)

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?